1# wait till there talking on the phone and say "your talking to that hooker again arn't you, I know she has problems but theres no need to go all phycaitrist on her.
2# stand successivo to her and go "toast?" and wait like your waiting for an answer, then go "hello, arn't te even gonna answer?" wait till they say what? then go "well, te need an aointment to go to that hair stylist", then wait again for them to say something else and go "YOU NEVER RESPECTED ME!" and run out of the room.
3# (this ones for boys) wait until your sister is talking with Friends then run up and sit between them and go "whats up girl friends! we talking bout some gossip!" and strike a pose.
4# If your on a computer and she asks te to type in and cerca for her regular perfume say while your typing "ok, so thats shitty fragrance".
5# When shes sitting on the couch, get behind the divano and act like your talking to someone and go "ok, the monkey is in site, i repete, the monkey is in site". when she turns around go "oh no, shes spotted me, shes ready to throw some shit! OH THE HUMANITY!!!".
6# yell "mom shes hitting me!" when she says that she didn't and your mom hasn't come yet, yell mom she has a gun!" when she trys to make te stop yell mom! she killed some one in a drive by!
7#just go beep, beep beep beep da her ear.
8# listen in on her call then after te hear something like a break up o secret o gossip go "oh no she didn't!"
9# ram into her then go, "ugh, put a horn o some back up lights on when te do that! then as te walk away mumble "when someones as fat as that te wonder why te have to tell them!"
#10 (this ones for a boy) put on the same dress as her than before she gets out the door go "ok, were all ready to go!, oh, no, looks like your gonna have to change. so embarissing!
2# stand successivo to her and go "toast?" and wait like your waiting for an answer, then go "hello, arn't te even gonna answer?" wait till they say what? then go "well, te need an aointment to go to that hair stylist", then wait again for them to say something else and go "YOU NEVER RESPECTED ME!" and run out of the room.
3# (this ones for boys) wait until your sister is talking with Friends then run up and sit between them and go "whats up girl friends! we talking bout some gossip!" and strike a pose.
4# If your on a computer and she asks te to type in and cerca for her regular perfume say while your typing "ok, so thats shitty fragrance".
5# When shes sitting on the couch, get behind the divano and act like your talking to someone and go "ok, the monkey is in site, i repete, the monkey is in site". when she turns around go "oh no, shes spotted me, shes ready to throw some shit! OH THE HUMANITY!!!".
6# yell "mom shes hitting me!" when she says that she didn't and your mom hasn't come yet, yell mom she has a gun!" when she trys to make te stop yell mom! she killed some one in a drive by!
7#just go beep, beep beep beep da her ear.
8# listen in on her call then after te hear something like a break up o secret o gossip go "oh no she didn't!"
9# ram into her then go, "ugh, put a horn o some back up lights on when te do that! then as te walk away mumble "when someones as fat as that te wonder why te have to tell them!"
#10 (this ones for a boy) put on the same dress as her than before she gets out the door go "ok, were all ready to go!, oh, no, looks like your gonna have to change. so embarissing!
1. Empath. An empath is someone who can sense the emotions of others. They tend to feel drained after being an a crowd.
2. Shaman. Shamans can heal people and feel comfortable on nature. They sometimes feel protected da wild places, such as a forest.
3. Medium. Mediums can speak to the dead. They can sense the presense of a spirit and some have been visited da one.
4. Channeler. Someone who can act as a channel for a spirit o other otherworldly being.
5. Clair. There are a few different types of clairs, but all it means is that te have a very strong sense of something. For example, someone who is clairvoyant can see things miles away.
6. Telepath. Someone who can comunicate mind-to-mind with someone.
7. Dowsers o water witches. Someone who can locate water o Lost object with a rod o wand.
8. Aura readers. Aura readers can see o sense aura, o energy.
9. Animal telepath. Someone who can communicate with animals.
10. Astral projector. Someone who can leave their body.
2. Shaman. Shamans can heal people and feel comfortable on nature. They sometimes feel protected da wild places, such as a forest.
3. Medium. Mediums can speak to the dead. They can sense the presense of a spirit and some have been visited da one.
4. Channeler. Someone who can act as a channel for a spirit o other otherworldly being.
5. Clair. There are a few different types of clairs, but all it means is that te have a very strong sense of something. For example, someone who is clairvoyant can see things miles away.
6. Telepath. Someone who can comunicate mind-to-mind with someone.
7. Dowsers o water witches. Someone who can locate water o Lost object with a rod o wand.
8. Aura readers. Aura readers can see o sense aura, o energy.
9. Animal telepath. Someone who can communicate with animals.
10. Astral projector. Someone who can leave their body.
1.Determine how many times a week te eat o want to eat chocolate. It must be a number between 1 and 10, including 1 o 10.
Let's say te eat Cioccolato 8 times a week (we won't tell).
2.Multiply that number da 2.
8 x 2 = 16
3.Add 5 to the precedente result.
16 + 5 = 21
4.Multiply that da 50.
21 x 50 = 1050
5.Add the current anno (Gregorian).
1050 + 2011 = 3061
6.Subtract 250 if you've had a birthday this year. If te haven't had a birthday this year, subtract 251.
(Let's say your birthday hasn't passed yet.)
3061 - 251 = 2810
7.(Assuming te were born in 1975...)
2810 - 1975 = 835
8.You'll end up with a 3 o 4 digit number. The last two digits are your age (if you're under 10 years old there will be a zero before your age). The remaining one o two digits will be the number of times per week te eat o want Cioccolato (the number te specified in the first step).
8 pieces of Cioccolato a week, 35 years of age.
Let's say te eat Cioccolato 8 times a week (we won't tell).
2.Multiply that number da 2.
8 x 2 = 16
3.Add 5 to the precedente result.
16 + 5 = 21
4.Multiply that da 50.
21 x 50 = 1050
5.Add the current anno (Gregorian).
1050 + 2011 = 3061
6.Subtract 250 if you've had a birthday this year. If te haven't had a birthday this year, subtract 251.
(Let's say your birthday hasn't passed yet.)
3061 - 251 = 2810
7.(Assuming te were born in 1975...)
2810 - 1975 = 835
8.You'll end up with a 3 o 4 digit number. The last two digits are your age (if you're under 10 years old there will be a zero before your age). The remaining one o two digits will be the number of times per week te eat o want Cioccolato (the number te specified in the first step).
8 pieces of Cioccolato a week, 35 years of age.
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Scarlet
I tried to brush Dominic's hair away from his eyes. This time he let me. He had one green eye that was a completely different pattern then the black one. His eye had been replaced.
"Your lucky," I said. "I heard in 3017 they couldn't do that." I continued. "you started being able to in 3018."
"I'm not lucky." He said,"it could have just not happened."
"What did happen?"
"It's a long story. te wouldn't like it anyway."
"No I really would."
"No. I don't want to talk about it."
"Ok. te can tell me if te ever want to."
"Ok. Well I won't."
Scarlet
I tried to brush Dominic's hair away from his eyes. This time he let me. He had one green eye that was a completely different pattern then the black one. His eye had been replaced.
"Your lucky," I said. "I heard in 3017 they couldn't do that." I continued. "you started being able to in 3018."
"I'm not lucky." He said,"it could have just not happened."
"What did happen?"
"It's a long story. te wouldn't like it anyway."
"No I really would."
"No. I don't want to talk about it."
"Ok. te can tell me if te ever want to."
"Ok. Well I won't."
At the end of series 3, te never really find out what happens to Zuko's Mom, do you? well, I've got an idea, check this out:
Ozai wanted to be firelord, but Azulon wouldn't let him be successivo in line, yadda yadda yadda, Iroh and Lu Ten, yadda yadda yadda, Ozai has to kill his first born son. But Ursa didn't like that so she planned a plan so that Ozai would be firelord and Zuko would live, but then Ursa was banished and I THINK that Ozai killed Azulon but who knows. So, Ursa is banished, and I don't really know where she's gone....but remember when Aang was in the spirit world and he had to talk to "The Face Stealer" (Can't remember the name-sorry) and he changes his face, Right? Well te know that face o a girl with long dark hair? Doen't she look alot like Ursa? If te don't think so just have a look at how different Azula looked when she was crazy and cut her hair.
Think about it...I could be right!
So she of trapped in THE SPIRIT WORLD<--------
Ozai wanted to be firelord, but Azulon wouldn't let him be successivo in line, yadda yadda yadda, Iroh and Lu Ten, yadda yadda yadda, Ozai has to kill his first born son. But Ursa didn't like that so she planned a plan so that Ozai would be firelord and Zuko would live, but then Ursa was banished and I THINK that Ozai killed Azulon but who knows. So, Ursa is banished, and I don't really know where she's gone....but remember when Aang was in the spirit world and he had to talk to "The Face Stealer" (Can't remember the name-sorry) and he changes his face, Right? Well te know that face o a girl with long dark hair? Doen't she look alot like Ursa? If te don't think so just have a look at how different Azula looked when she was crazy and cut her hair.
Think about it...I could be right!
So she of trapped in THE SPIRIT WORLD<--------
Hey..
So,
Remember me? Of course te don't- this is a new account. *smacks self*
Anyway, I used to be LUV_4_BIEBER. *shudders* Remember me now? Still no? Okay..
ANYPENIS, I came back to this site a few nights fa and went "Damn I miss this place!" Of course probably NONE if the people I knew are still here, but who cares- I can make new friends!
(that was a completely failed attempt at being sociable)
So I was looking back at my old account and holy fucking dickface I was the biggest idiot ever. Just- wow. Firer me apologizes for past me's illiterate Scrivere skills, mary-sueishess, and generally being an annoying twat >.<
I guess this is a welcome back post? più like a "please dear god take me back" post :p
BUT HAY.
So,
Remember me? Of course te don't- this is a new account. *smacks self*
Anyway, I used to be LUV_4_BIEBER. *shudders* Remember me now? Still no? Okay..
ANYPENIS, I came back to this site a few nights fa and went "Damn I miss this place!" Of course probably NONE if the people I knew are still here, but who cares- I can make new friends!
(that was a completely failed attempt at being sociable)
So I was looking back at my old account and holy fucking dickface I was the biggest idiot ever. Just- wow. Firer me apologizes for past me's illiterate Scrivere skills, mary-sueishess, and generally being an annoying twat >.<
I guess this is a welcome back post? più like a "please dear god take me back" post :p
BUT HAY.
step 1.Go up to someone and ask there name
Step 2.Tell them that there name is ugly
step 3.Tell them they're camicia looks like throw up
step 4.give them a hug
step 5:kick them in the shin
step 6:tell them te Amore them
Step 7:kick them in the crotch o stumach
step 8.Say i Amore te again
step 9:walk around them in circles Canto my butt smells like a tortia chachacha
step 10:say te hate them
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Step 2.Tell them that there name is ugly
step 3.Tell them they're camicia looks like throw up
step 4.give them a hug
step 5:kick them in the shin
step 6:tell them te Amore them
Step 7:kick them in the crotch o stumach
step 8.Say i Amore te again
step 9:walk around them in circles Canto my butt smells like a tortia chachacha
step 10:say te hate them
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