1# wait till there talking on the phone and say "your talking to that hooker again arn't you, I know she has problems but theres no need to go all phycaitrist on her.
2# stand successivo to her and go "toast?" and wait like your waiting for an answer, then go "hello, arn't te even gonna answer?" wait till they say what? then go "well, te need an aointment to go to that hair stylist", then wait again for them to say something else and go "YOU NEVER RESPECTED ME!" and run out of the room.
3# (this ones for boys) wait until your sister is talking with Friends then run up and sit between them and go "whats up girl friends! we talking bout some gossip!" and strike a pose.
4# If your on a computer and she asks te to type in and cerca for her regular perfume say while your typing "ok, so thats shitty fragrance".
5# When shes sitting on the couch, get behind the divano and act like your talking to someone and go "ok, the monkey is in site, i repete, the monkey is in site". when she turns around go "oh no, shes spotted me, shes ready to throw some shit! OH THE HUMANITY!!!".
6# yell "mom shes hitting me!" when she says that she didn't and your mom hasn't come yet, yell mom she has a gun!" when she trys to make te stop yell mom! she killed some one in a drive by!
7#just go beep, beep beep beep da her ear.
8# listen in on her call then after te hear something like a break up o secret o gossip go "oh no she didn't!"
9# ram into her then go, "ugh, put a horn o some back up lights on when te do that! then as te walk away mumble "when someones as fat as that te wonder why te have to tell them!"
#10 (this ones for a boy) put on the same dress as her than before she gets out the door go "ok, were all ready to go!, oh, no, looks like your gonna have to change. so embarissing!
2# stand successivo to her and go "toast?" and wait like your waiting for an answer, then go "hello, arn't te even gonna answer?" wait till they say what? then go "well, te need an aointment to go to that hair stylist", then wait again for them to say something else and go "YOU NEVER RESPECTED ME!" and run out of the room.
3# (this ones for boys) wait until your sister is talking with Friends then run up and sit between them and go "whats up girl friends! we talking bout some gossip!" and strike a pose.
4# If your on a computer and she asks te to type in and cerca for her regular perfume say while your typing "ok, so thats shitty fragrance".
5# When shes sitting on the couch, get behind the divano and act like your talking to someone and go "ok, the monkey is in site, i repete, the monkey is in site". when she turns around go "oh no, shes spotted me, shes ready to throw some shit! OH THE HUMANITY!!!".
6# yell "mom shes hitting me!" when she says that she didn't and your mom hasn't come yet, yell mom she has a gun!" when she trys to make te stop yell mom! she killed some one in a drive by!
7#just go beep, beep beep beep da her ear.
8# listen in on her call then after te hear something like a break up o secret o gossip go "oh no she didn't!"
9# ram into her then go, "ugh, put a horn o some back up lights on when te do that! then as te walk away mumble "when someones as fat as that te wonder why te have to tell them!"
#10 (this ones for a boy) put on the same dress as her than before she gets out the door go "ok, were all ready to go!, oh, no, looks like your gonna have to change. so embarissing!
1. Chickens say jerk jerk.
2. Cows say moop moop meep.
3. Bunnies say chirp chirp.
4. Lobsters say clurp clurp clurp.
5. Chickens say burgack burgack.
6. Draghi say shlurp shlurp.
7. Snakes say slither tither slither tither.
8. Elephants say near near fear near.
9. Moose say poooo poooo low.
10. Bears say guro guro guro.
11. Alligators say pow pow bow pow.
12. pesce say blub blub blub.
13. unicorni say ashshnifafurfur.
14. Monkeys say quack quack quack brack.
15. Frogs say rebite rebite.
2. Cows say moop moop meep.
3. Bunnies say chirp chirp.
4. Lobsters say clurp clurp clurp.
5. Chickens say burgack burgack.
6. Draghi say shlurp shlurp.
7. Snakes say slither tither slither tither.
8. Elephants say near near fear near.
9. Moose say poooo poooo low.
10. Bears say guro guro guro.
11. Alligators say pow pow bow pow.
12. pesce say blub blub blub.
13. unicorni say ashshnifafurfur.
14. Monkeys say quack quack quack brack.
15. Frogs say rebite rebite.
A husband went to the doctor and tells the doctor
"I think my wife is going deaf"
-Doc-"Just to find out do this test on her
stand 50 feet away from her and ask her something if she doesn't respond sposta 10 feet closer and try the same thing as so forth"
So the husbad got home and found the wife preparing cena and asks her
"Honey, Whats for dinner" No reply
he moves 10 feet closer and tries again
"honey whats for dinner" No reply
so he moved 10 più feet closer and tries again
"honey whats for dinner" she risposte back and says
"For the third freaking time its chicken"
"I think my wife is going deaf"
-Doc-"Just to find out do this test on her
stand 50 feet away from her and ask her something if she doesn't respond sposta 10 feet closer and try the same thing as so forth"
So the husbad got home and found the wife preparing cena and asks her
"Honey, Whats for dinner" No reply
he moves 10 feet closer and tries again
"honey whats for dinner" No reply
so he moved 10 più feet closer and tries again
"honey whats for dinner" she risposte back and says
"For the third freaking time its chicken"
Washington Post Competition asked for a two line rhyme with the most romantic first line and least romantic secondo line.
This is the (hands down!!) winner...
'My darling,my love,my beautiful life;
Marrying te simply demolished my life.
I see your face when i'm dreaming;
That's why i always wake up screaming.
Kind, intelligent, loving and HOT;
This describes everything you're not.
I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take the paper bag off your face.
I Amore your smile, your face, your eyes;
Damn,I'm good at telling lies!!!.'
This is the (hands down!!) winner...
'My darling,my love,my beautiful life;
Marrying te simply demolished my life.
I see your face when i'm dreaming;
That's why i always wake up screaming.
Kind, intelligent, loving and HOT;
This describes everything you're not.
I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take the paper bag off your face.
I Amore your smile, your face, your eyes;
Damn,I'm good at telling lies!!!.'
