random Article: Death & A GUY

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posted by -Yusha-

Death came to a guy and said: "My friend today is your day."

Guy:"But I'm not ready!"
Then death said,"well your name is the successivo on my list".

Guy:"Okay why don't te take a sede, sedile and I will get te something to eat before we go?".

Then death said,"all right"
The guy gave death some Cibo with sleeping pills in it, death finished eating and fell into a deep sleep.

The guy took the lista and removed his name from the superiore, in alto of the lista and put it at the bottom of the list.

When death woke up he detto to the guy, "Because te have been so nice to me, I will start from the BOTTOM of the lista ..."

Moral of the story: - Whatever is written in your destiny ... Will never change no matter how much te try!!

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posted by deathding

(Songs and commentary will be listed after the poem. Enjoy!)

1-Welcome to your life,
2-Burning red and honestly.
3-How pure the darkness,
4-If te ignore the terminology.

5-Your toxic stare,
6-Up against the wall.
7-Now that you're gone forever,
8-You're just a know it all.

9-I used to roll the dice,
10-Like as not it's better so.
11-This is my curse,
12-I've many più miles to go.

13-I don't want to live another moment,
14-But can te see that I'm in real danger.
15-My legs are dangling off the edge,
16-Her eyes were eyes of a stranger.

17-So much for your promises,
18-The poison fiore comes uncurled.
19-Now...

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