Death came to a guy and said: "My friend today is your day."
Guy:"But I'm not ready!"
Then death said,"well your name is the successivo on my list".
Guy:"Okay why don't te take a sede, sedile and I will get te something to eat before we go?".
Then death said,"all right"
The guy gave death some Cibo with sleeping pills in it, death finished eating and fell into a deep sleep.
The guy took the lista and removed his name from the superiore, in alto of the lista and put it at the bottom of the list.
When death woke up he detto to the guy, "Because te have been so nice to me, I will start from the BOTTOM of the lista ..."
Moral of the story: - Whatever is written in your destiny ... Will never change no matter how much te try!!
Guy:"But I'm not ready!"
Then death said,"well your name is the successivo on my list".
Guy:"Okay why don't te take a sede, sedile and I will get te something to eat before we go?".
Then death said,"all right"
The guy gave death some Cibo with sleeping pills in it, death finished eating and fell into a deep sleep.
The guy took the lista and removed his name from the superiore, in alto of the lista and put it at the bottom of the list.
When death woke up he detto to the guy, "Because te have been so nice to me, I will start from the BOTTOM of the lista ..."
Moral of the story: - Whatever is written in your destiny ... Will never change no matter how much te try!!
CCHHAANNEELL!
HIA EVERYBODY!
I'm your host InvaderCalliope!
Well i'm going to sing! *sings*
WELL AS te KNOW I GET TONS AND TONS OF fan LETTERS! NOW I WILL READ ONE TO YOU!
The Letter reads:Big hello to InvaderCalliope on this mostra i allways see a new guest stella, star so i was wondering how do te do it?
te WANNA KNOW BECAUSE ITS AN HONOR TO BE ON THIS mostra BEING ON THIS mostra AS ME AS THE HOST!
Well todays guest stella, star is..............KEEF!
Keef:HI EVERYONE I HOPE ZIM AND DIB ARE WATCHING THERE MY BEST FRIENDS!
InvaderCalliope:You know your Friends are going to think your pathetic.
Keef:WHAT!
InvaderCalliope:You herd me if te make them know your there whole world there going to use you!
OH NO WERE OUTTA TIME!
WELL BYE!
BUT FIRST PLZ ENJOY TODAYS SPECAIL PICTURE!
BYE ME!
here is something funny to try get 2 of your freinds together and put on this random ninger play (sorry if i offend te i herd this some were and its been in my mind for a mese so i thought td post it here)
sioki:saska saska are te in there this is your consious speaking ...moo..live with it!
saska:sorry being an emo makes it hard to concentrat on ninger traing
sapa:i know what te mean every bodys always telling me to...
sioki:SHUT UP sapa we all have arational hate for te !!
sapa:what i havent done enything yet??
sioki:we still hate te !!
sapa: dose saska hate me too?
sioki:no hes an emo he has no emotins except for the one that is emo ...GOD WHY DO te EXSIST?!?!
sapa:what the i havent done enything to deserve this kind of treatment
sioki:STOP EXISTING!!
saska:*starts beatboxing*
saps+sioki:*join in*
this gose on for 5 secondi till te all cry total ninger theme song
sioki:saska saska are te in there this is your consious speaking ...moo..live with it!
saska:sorry being an emo makes it hard to concentrat on ninger traing
sapa:i know what te mean every bodys always telling me to...
sioki:SHUT UP sapa we all have arational hate for te !!
sapa:what i havent done enything yet??
sioki:we still hate te !!
sapa: dose saska hate me too?
sioki:no hes an emo he has no emotins except for the one that is emo ...GOD WHY DO te EXSIST?!?!
sapa:what the i havent done enything to deserve this kind of treatment
sioki:STOP EXISTING!!
saska:*starts beatboxing*
saps+sioki:*join in*
this gose on for 5 secondi till te all cry total ninger theme song
look at them
