Bunker bustin' mega ultra super, ahh ahhh! Holy crap, ahh!
Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! K.O.!
One-up, power up, already leveled up
Options set to difficult, Amore a challenge, typical
Raging through my enemies, kicking culo so happily
Supernova, bend te over, to the lava! game over!
I'm saying "Yay!" when I'm knocking te right off the stage,
B*tches hate but I don't play, smash a Goomba any day!
I'm on a mission, trying to save the princess!
Dashing, smashing, knock te outta commission!
I'm a killer like a Manson, you're blowin' like you're Hanson,
Your powers are weak when te go against me,
te better recognize, leave te paralyzed!
Body in the woods, leave te here to die,
te will never find another one of our kind!
Like a machine; ultimate in design!
Super power monster fiori to the sky!
Beyond! Uh!
Course clear winning cheer!
I'm on stella, star power!
Incredibly invincible!
Knocking b*tches out the way,
Watch me on instant replay!
I'm on stella, star power!
Incredibly invincible!
Knocking b*tches out the way,
Watch me on instant replay!
Points racking up, I'm on the winning team!
Your score adds up but te can't beat me!
Points racking up, I'm on the winning team!
Your score adds up but te can't beat me!
Game over grandma!
Sorry, I ain't got time to play,
I don't got the time to waste.
I get the oro at every race,
I live my life in the passing lane.
Can te please hold while I write my successivo album?
All my tracks are on the charts, pull them up and let te count them.
The number to my score keep on flowing like a fountain,
I'm gonna kill te b*tch like my name is Ed Gein
And my health bar never leaves green,
I'll burn through your lives like dry weed,
I'm pretty f*cking bright kinda how my chronic be!
I'm on the winning team, te can try but you'll never be!
One da one you'll all leave the screen,
I'm going on a killing spree!
At the superiore, in alto we will be,
Just Jayy Von, Lord D. Vanity!
(Uh, I'm gonna kill you)
Oh my God!
K.O.!
I'm on stella, star power!
Incredibly invincible!
Knocking b*tches out the way,
Watch me on instant replay!
I'm on stella, star power!
Incredibly invincible!
Knocking b*tches out the way,
Watch me on instant replay!
Points racking up, I'm on the winning team!
Your score adds up but te can't beat me!
Points racking up, I'm on the winning team!
Your score adds up but te can't beat me!
La la la la la la la
La la la la la la la la
La la la la la la la
La la la la la la la la
Points racking up, I'm on the winning team!
Your score adds up but te can't beat me!
Points racking up, I'm on the winning team!
Your score adds up but te can't beat me!
Star-st-st-star-st-star-st-star power!
Star-st-st-star-st-star-st-star power!
Star-st-st-star-st-star-st-star-st-st-st-star-st-star power!
Points racking up, I'm on the winning team!
Your score adds up but te can't beat me!
Points racking up, I'm on the winning team!
Your score adds up but te can't beat me!
La la la la la la la
La la la la la la la
La la la la la la la
La la la la la la la
Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! K.O.!
One-up, power up, already leveled up
Options set to difficult, Amore a challenge, typical
Raging through my enemies, kicking culo so happily
Supernova, bend te over, to the lava! game over!
I'm saying "Yay!" when I'm knocking te right off the stage,
B*tches hate but I don't play, smash a Goomba any day!
I'm on a mission, trying to save the princess!
Dashing, smashing, knock te outta commission!
I'm a killer like a Manson, you're blowin' like you're Hanson,
Your powers are weak when te go against me,
te better recognize, leave te paralyzed!
Body in the woods, leave te here to die,
te will never find another one of our kind!
Like a machine; ultimate in design!
Super power monster fiori to the sky!
Beyond! Uh!
Course clear winning cheer!
I'm on stella, star power!
Incredibly invincible!
Knocking b*tches out the way,
Watch me on instant replay!
I'm on stella, star power!
Incredibly invincible!
Knocking b*tches out the way,
Watch me on instant replay!
Points racking up, I'm on the winning team!
Your score adds up but te can't beat me!
Points racking up, I'm on the winning team!
Your score adds up but te can't beat me!
Game over grandma!
Sorry, I ain't got time to play,
I don't got the time to waste.
I get the oro at every race,
I live my life in the passing lane.
Can te please hold while I write my successivo album?
All my tracks are on the charts, pull them up and let te count them.
The number to my score keep on flowing like a fountain,
I'm gonna kill te b*tch like my name is Ed Gein
And my health bar never leaves green,
I'll burn through your lives like dry weed,
I'm pretty f*cking bright kinda how my chronic be!
I'm on the winning team, te can try but you'll never be!
One da one you'll all leave the screen,
I'm going on a killing spree!
At the superiore, in alto we will be,
Just Jayy Von, Lord D. Vanity!
(Uh, I'm gonna kill you)
Oh my God!
K.O.!
I'm on stella, star power!
Incredibly invincible!
Knocking b*tches out the way,
Watch me on instant replay!
I'm on stella, star power!
Incredibly invincible!
Knocking b*tches out the way,
Watch me on instant replay!
Points racking up, I'm on the winning team!
Your score adds up but te can't beat me!
Points racking up, I'm on the winning team!
Your score adds up but te can't beat me!
La la la la la la la
La la la la la la la la
La la la la la la la
La la la la la la la la
Points racking up, I'm on the winning team!
Your score adds up but te can't beat me!
Points racking up, I'm on the winning team!
Your score adds up but te can't beat me!
Star-st-st-star-st-star-st-star power!
Star-st-st-star-st-star-st-star power!
Star-st-st-star-st-star-st-star-st-st-st-star-st-star power!
Points racking up, I'm on the winning team!
Your score adds up but te can't beat me!
Points racking up, I'm on the winning team!
Your score adds up but te can't beat me!
La la la la la la la
La la la la la la la
La la la la la la la
La la la la la la la
A husband went to the doctor and tells the doctor
"I think my wife is going deaf"
-Doc-"Just to find out do this test on her
stand 50 feet away from her and ask her something if she doesn't respond sposta 10 feet closer and try the same thing as so forth"
So the husbad got home and found the wife preparing cena and asks her
"Honey, Whats for dinner" No reply
he moves 10 feet closer and tries again
"honey whats for dinner" No reply
so he moved 10 più feet closer and tries again
"honey whats for dinner" she risposte back and says
"For the third freaking time its chicken"
"I think my wife is going deaf"
-Doc-"Just to find out do this test on her
stand 50 feet away from her and ask her something if she doesn't respond sposta 10 feet closer and try the same thing as so forth"
So the husbad got home and found the wife preparing cena and asks her
"Honey, Whats for dinner" No reply
he moves 10 feet closer and tries again
"honey whats for dinner" No reply
so he moved 10 più feet closer and tries again
"honey whats for dinner" she risposte back and says
"For the third freaking time its chicken"
Washington Post Competition asked for a two line rhyme with the most romantic first line and least romantic secondo line.
This is the (hands down!!) winner...
'My darling,my love,my beautiful life;
Marrying te simply demolished my life.
I see your face when i'm dreaming;
That's why i always wake up screaming.
Kind, intelligent, loving and HOT;
This describes everything you're not.
I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take the paper bag off your face.
I Amore your smile, your face, your eyes;
Damn,I'm good at telling lies!!!.'
This is the (hands down!!) winner...
'My darling,my love,my beautiful life;
Marrying te simply demolished my life.
I see your face when i'm dreaming;
That's why i always wake up screaming.
Kind, intelligent, loving and HOT;
This describes everything you're not.
I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take the paper bag off your face.
I Amore your smile, your face, your eyes;
Damn,I'm good at telling lies!!!.'