Here is a random game I saw online. Just think of random ways te can kicked out of Wal-Mart
(Don't try this for real life!)
1) Take all of the drinks te can find and open them up, spilling them onto the ground
2) (my Friends do this, they are so stupid!) Go up to random people, touch them, and say "Tag, your it!" and run
3) Run through the store yelling, "Virgin alert! Virgin alert! All men periscopes down!"
4) Run around the store and hide between displays, clothes, and aisles Canto the mission impossible theme song
5) hide in the clothing rackets and when people come over to check the cloths out, jump out and yell "Run!"
6) randomly stand in the middle of the store and yell "GET AWAY FROM MY TURTLE!!!!!"
7) Climb onto the aisles thingy, where they hold the cold food, and blast the song "I just haven't met te yet" on the speakers, and start dancing.
8) Climb on superiore, in alto of the deli counter and moon everyone who passes ((someone's friend did this when he was drunk, he got arrested for indecent exposure, but it was funny when he mooned the cops who were coming to arrest him XD))
9) Have shopping carrello races down the aisles with your Friends (did it, it was fun XD)
10) tell the manager to baciare your a**!
11) During Halloween, take all the rubber rats and mice and place them all over the checkout counters when ppl aren't looking.
12) take the heads off of all the Barbie bambole and hide them all over the store for people to find
13) Climb up to the rafters, hook up some ropes, and you've got yourself a zipline from one end of the store to the other. te can also add a rocket booster for speed.
14) Put condoms on all the bananas and cucumbers
15) Take the barcode sticker thing and label them on different items (now that i think of it...I think I made some people cry..:P)
16) go up to the manager and ask, all innocently, "What's a slam-bam-thank-you-ma'am?"
17) Walk up to a random guy and baciare him then slap him and yell at him for not calling te back
18) Go up to someone who works there and say "I hear voices...do te see that person over there?" then point in a random direction where there's no people then yell. "I FORGT MY MEDS!!!"
19) Streak!!!
20) go to the gum in front of a cashier and reach out for it then have your other hand stop it. and say "NO! the voices wont let me!"
21) film a video in there then evidently knock over a bunch of stuff while riding a mini kid bike. (learned this the hard way.)
22) Walk in wearing just a bra and underwear and say. "I left my clothes here"
23) run around the baby clothes section and ask if the clothes will fit your imaginary friend
24) sit in one of he tents (with a bowl of popcorn) and when people walk by, whisper "come into my lair..." and when/if they come in, start throwing the popcorn at them and yell "WHO INVITED te IN HERE?!"
25. Walk into the store and wearing a mental hospital toga, abito and yelling, blame the manager for getting te pregnant. Then pull out a gun and threaten to kill everybody in the store if he doesn't marry you.9don't do it! Strongly not recommended!xD)
26. Hide in the clothes racks and whisper "Welcome to Narnia!"
(Don't try this for real life!)
1) Take all of the drinks te can find and open them up, spilling them onto the ground
2) (my Friends do this, they are so stupid!) Go up to random people, touch them, and say "Tag, your it!" and run
3) Run through the store yelling, "Virgin alert! Virgin alert! All men periscopes down!"
4) Run around the store and hide between displays, clothes, and aisles Canto the mission impossible theme song
5) hide in the clothing rackets and when people come over to check the cloths out, jump out and yell "Run!"
6) randomly stand in the middle of the store and yell "GET AWAY FROM MY TURTLE!!!!!"
7) Climb onto the aisles thingy, where they hold the cold food, and blast the song "I just haven't met te yet" on the speakers, and start dancing.
8) Climb on superiore, in alto of the deli counter and moon everyone who passes ((someone's friend did this when he was drunk, he got arrested for indecent exposure, but it was funny when he mooned the cops who were coming to arrest him XD))
9) Have shopping carrello races down the aisles with your Friends (did it, it was fun XD)
10) tell the manager to baciare your a**!
11) During Halloween, take all the rubber rats and mice and place them all over the checkout counters when ppl aren't looking.
12) take the heads off of all the Barbie bambole and hide them all over the store for people to find
13) Climb up to the rafters, hook up some ropes, and you've got yourself a zipline from one end of the store to the other. te can also add a rocket booster for speed.
14) Put condoms on all the bananas and cucumbers
15) Take the barcode sticker thing and label them on different items (now that i think of it...I think I made some people cry..:P)
16) go up to the manager and ask, all innocently, "What's a slam-bam-thank-you-ma'am?"
17) Walk up to a random guy and baciare him then slap him and yell at him for not calling te back
18) Go up to someone who works there and say "I hear voices...do te see that person over there?" then point in a random direction where there's no people then yell. "I FORGT MY MEDS!!!"
19) Streak!!!
20) go to the gum in front of a cashier and reach out for it then have your other hand stop it. and say "NO! the voices wont let me!"
21) film a video in there then evidently knock over a bunch of stuff while riding a mini kid bike. (learned this the hard way.)
22) Walk in wearing just a bra and underwear and say. "I left my clothes here"
23) run around the baby clothes section and ask if the clothes will fit your imaginary friend
24) sit in one of he tents (with a bowl of popcorn) and when people walk by, whisper "come into my lair..." and when/if they come in, start throwing the popcorn at them and yell "WHO INVITED te IN HERE?!"
25. Walk into the store and wearing a mental hospital toga, abito and yelling, blame the manager for getting te pregnant. Then pull out a gun and threaten to kill everybody in the store if he doesn't marry you.9don't do it! Strongly not recommended!xD)
26. Hide in the clothes racks and whisper "Welcome to Narnia!"
10. Tell a random person te Amore them
9. go up to a worker and ask them random questoins about them (name age Zodiac sign)
8.Try on a bra thats way to big o for guys just a random bra and ask a worker how te look
7.sit in the middle of a isle
6.clog the toilet
5.go up to a random person and say gimme all your cash and nobody gets hurt
4.(for department stores) Jump on a display bed
4.(grocery stores) Eat Cibo before buying it
3.Scream bloody murder
2.Go store streaking
and number 1 is
1.yell kick me out of this store at the superiore, in alto of your lungs
9. go up to a worker and ask them random questoins about them (name age Zodiac sign)
8.Try on a bra thats way to big o for guys just a random bra and ask a worker how te look
7.sit in the middle of a isle
6.clog the toilet
5.go up to a random person and say gimme all your cash and nobody gets hurt
4.(for department stores) Jump on a display bed
4.(grocery stores) Eat Cibo before buying it
3.Scream bloody murder
2.Go store streaking
and number 1 is
1.yell kick me out of this store at the superiore, in alto of your lungs
PK:were am i
*turns on lights
darla dimple: ...
PK:WHO ARE U?
darla dimple:...
PK: ok blah blah YAA *THROWS coltello AT DD
darla dimple: *teleports to PK*
PK: ಠ_ಠ
PK: *LOOKS behind*
pinkie pie: wut i tell u about goin in MAH SHED
pk: wait this is a shed ohh ok*turns all dark again
PK: not again *someone turns on light*
pk: WHY AM I STRAPED UP
pinkie pie: *starts up chainsaw*
pk: oh no O_e
pinkie pie: *cuts up my guts*
pk: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU
al da sudden flippy breaks in 007 style
PK: YAY HI FLIPPY
flippy: let me help u pinkie pie...
PK; OH COME ON!!!
both: cuts hands
PK:FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
both: go's into private room
PK: hmm I HAVE DA POWER *breaks chains*
pk: wow it worked
pk: looks at private window
*both havenig sexytime
pk: walks away
pk: e_e *stabs myself*
woke up DA END NOW DIE
10: "Ooh, never felt like [i]that[i] before!"
9: "Keep it coming!"
8: "Oh, [i]that's[i] what it does!"
7: "I like that. I like that a lot."
6: *Grunt* *Scream* "YES! OH, YES!"
5: "Hey, that tickles!"
4: "It felt different when (insert old partner's name) did that."
3: "Huh. That's bigger than I remember. Oh well."
2: "Wait. Is that yours o mine?"
1: "Hey. That's weird. How do te put that back?"
I had a lot of fun Scrivere these, and the majority of them I made up as I went along.
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9: "Keep it coming!"
8: "Oh, [i]that's[i] what it does!"
7: "I like that. I like that a lot."
6: *Grunt* *Scream* "YES! OH, YES!"
5: "Hey, that tickles!"
4: "It felt different when (insert old partner's name) did that."
3: "Huh. That's bigger than I remember. Oh well."
2: "Wait. Is that yours o mine?"
1: "Hey. That's weird. How do te put that back?"
I had a lot of fun Scrivere these, and the majority of them I made up as I went along.
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1.) Start saying the domande really loudly and if they try to tell te to be quite say "shhh this is a test te know, gosh!"
2.) In a maths test start whispering random numbers to the person successivo to te and then when the teacher tells te off say "They made me give them the risposte o they detto they'd kill me!" Then glare at them.
3.) Laugh hysterically and when people stare at te say "What are te lookin at!" o "Stop trying to copy my answers!"
4.) Get on superiore, in alto of the tavolo and start doing the macarena.
5.) After you've wrote your name on the test, start screaming and when the teacher comes over and asks whats wrong say "How does the test know what my name is! Have te been spying on me and teling it everything!"
2.) In a maths test start whispering random numbers to the person successivo to te and then when the teacher tells te off say "They made me give them the risposte o they detto they'd kill me!" Then glare at them.
3.) Laugh hysterically and when people stare at te say "What are te lookin at!" o "Stop trying to copy my answers!"
4.) Get on superiore, in alto of the tavolo and start doing the macarena.
5.) After you've wrote your name on the test, start screaming and when the teacher comes over and asks whats wrong say "How does the test know what my name is! Have te been spying on me and teling it everything!"
There's a place in my mind
No one knows where it hides
And my fantasy is flying
It's a castello in the sky
It's a world of our past
Where the legend still lasts
And the king wears the crown
But the magic spell is law
Take your sword and your shield
There's a battle on the field
You're a knight and you're right
So with Draghi now you'll fight
And my fancy is flying
It's a castello in the sky
o there's nothing out there
These are castles in the air
Fairytales live in me
Fables coming from my memory
fantasy is not a crime
Find your castello in the sky
You've got the key
Of the kingdom of the clouds
Open the door
Leaving back your doubts
You've got the power
To live another childhood
So ride the wind
That leads te to the moon 'cause..."
No one knows where it hides
And my fantasy is flying
It's a castello in the sky
It's a world of our past
Where the legend still lasts
And the king wears the crown
But the magic spell is law
Take your sword and your shield
There's a battle on the field
You're a knight and you're right
So with Draghi now you'll fight
And my fancy is flying
It's a castello in the sky
o there's nothing out there
These are castles in the air
Fairytales live in me
Fables coming from my memory
fantasy is not a crime
Find your castello in the sky
You've got the key
Of the kingdom of the clouds
Open the door
Leaving back your doubts
You've got the power
To live another childhood
So ride the wind
That leads te to the moon 'cause..."