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posted by MineTurtle
BTW, this isn't mine. It was originally written da XxEmolovexX. Copied word for word.

Dad comes home drunk and mad.
He pulls out a gun.
And shoots his wife then turns the gun on himself.

The little girl sits behind the couch, crying.

The police came and took the little girl to an orphanage.

She walks into the bedroom, and there is a picture of Gesù on the cross.

Girl: How did that man get off that?
Teacher: He didn't
Girl: Yes he did!
Teacher: No he didn't
Girl: Yes he did! He always sat successivo to me when my parents fought, and he told me everything would be okay.

Post this as 'Jesus story' (any place)?
Don't ignore this.

64 percent of te won't re-post this.

te never know who might be watching. Remember: the Bible says If te deny Gesù in front of your friends, He will deny te in front of his Father.
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations:

1.ADVERTISING SIGN:
A sign infront of an advertising agency in south super highway,"Rome wasn't build in a day.If it was,we would have hired the contractor."

2.VALENTINE CARDS:
"Now available in multi-packs."

3.IN A RESTAURANT:
"Open seven days a week and weekends."

4.IN A CEMETERY:
"People are prohibited from picking fiori from any but their own graves."

5.ON A ROLLER COASTER:
"Watch your heads."

6.ON THE GROUNDS OF A PUBLIC SCHOOL:
"No trespassing without permission."

7.ON A TENNESSEE HIGHWAY:
"When this sign is underwater,this road is impossible to pass."

8.IN FRONT OF NEW CAR-WASH:
"If te can't read this, it's time to wash your car."

9.IN FRONT OF USED CARS :
"Why go elsewhere to be cheated, come here first."

10.OUTSIDE A COUNTRY SHOP:
"We buy giunca, spazzatura and sell antiques."

P.S. te can tell più in your comments.
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- Act like a spy / secret agent for the day, when at work o out and about ?

- At the bottom/top of escalators shout "SHIT MY SHOELACE !"

- Ask random people if they want to see your "belly button " ?

- Bark like an angry dog at people in the strada, via o shopping center !

- Become a paparazzi for your friends, follow them around with a camera whilst shouting their name ?

- Make funny faces at strangers to make them laugh !

- Make up crazy facts about random things and tell them to strangers as though te are very smart.

- Make sound effects for everyday actions !

- Out of nowhere, o when it is quiet,...
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Ten doesn't quite cut it for me; so here are five più places that would be lovely to visit.

Greece

Greece is another country I discovered da searching up its beaches. Greece is home to a rosa sand spiaggia and I have always wanted to go to one of those. I was also very intrigued da the beauty of Navagio beach.With it's alluring cliff and white sand.



If te don't fancy a trip to the beach, Meteora seems like a fascinating place to try instead. It's basically a landscape straight out of fantasy novels--with monasteries resting upon natural (and humongous) rock pillars.



Perhaps te are...
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 My Sweet 16
My Sweet 16
In most of the Western countries,like the UK,the age of majority is set to 18,sometimes 21.In Muslim countries people are already treated as adults at age 13!There are recently made proposals to reset the global age of majority from 18 to 16.
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While getting out of shower/dressing: *One shoulder towel* I'M GREEK, MOTHERF*CKER! Oookay, and that's how te know I've had too much internet, *nervous laugh* With stories from the four corners of the world. The world is round, te stupid beisch, it doesn't have corners. Yes it does! IT'S ROUND. NO CORNERS. *Self STFU stare* THE ROUND PART IS THE CORNERS, te PRAT.
*Cornerception*
YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH! I am the truth... You're dead to me.

*SNK fan, anyone?*
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Eren and Armin: Eyy! Don't drop that thun thun thun!
Eren, Armin, and Levi: Don't drop that thun...
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