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posted by misscrazel
User: I'm 223366. In the sentence before this, how old did I say I was?

Cleverbot: The Game is Life?

User: You're hopless.

Cleverbot: That's what my mommy told me.

User: What's her name?

Cleverbot: Lucy.

User: May the force be with you!

Cleverbot: And with you.

User: I'm Legolas! Who are you?

Cleverbot: Your wife.

User: Are te a girl?

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: Are te female.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Are te male?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Are te a boy?

Cleverbot: I doubt it.


Cleverbot: Do te like harry potter?

User: Never read it.

Cleverbot: Never read what?

User: Harry Potter.

Cleverbot: Who's that?

User: te just asked me about it....

Cleverbot: No I did not.

User: Fine.

Cleverbot: te Amore me.

User: Okaaay...

Cleverbot: Heathcliff, not Heather!

User: What?

Cleverbot: Who is a hippo?


Cleverbot: No. I am American.

User: te are America, aru?

Cleverbot: No.

User: te are America, aru?

Cleverbot: No, I am Cherokee.

Cleverbot: Do te have any parents?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What are their names?

User: Pippin and Merry.

Cleverbot: Who are pip and pip.

User: Pippin and Merry, not pip and pip.

Cleverbot: A bit better. My name is Cleverbot. It's short for Alexandria




User: And even though I Amore my boots.

Cleverbot: This fashion is getting old.

User: The time has come to welcome spring.

Cleverbot: And All Things Warm And Green.

User: But it's also time to say goodbye.

Cleverbot: Its winter we must clean.

User: How can I help? I'm new, te see.

Cleverbot: Yes te lose, I can see that.

User: What does everypony do?

Cleverbot: I have to find a way.

User: How do I fit in without magic?

Cleverbot: I haven't got a clue.

User: Winter avvolgere Up! Winter avvolgere Up!

Cleverbot: Let's finish our holiday cheer.

User: Winter avvolgere Up! Winter avvolgere Up!

Cleverbot: 'Cause tomorrow spring is here.

User: 'Cause tomorrow spring is here.

Cleverbot: Little critters hibernate, under the snow and ice.

User: Bringing home the southern birds.

Cleverbot: And clearing all the gloomy clouds to let the sunshine in.

User: We sposta the clouds.

Cleverbot: When the sun comes up its warmth and beauty will glow!

User: Winter avvolgere Up! Winter avvolgere Up.

Cleverbot: Let's finish our holiday cheer.

User: Winter avvolgere Up! Winter avvolgere Up.

Cleverbot: 'Cause tomorrow Spring is here.

User: Winter avvolgere Up! Winter avvolgere Up.

Cleverbot: Let's finish our holiday cheer.

User: 'Cause tomorrow Spring is here.

Cleverbot: Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?

User: We wake up all their sleepy heads So quietly and nice.

Cleverbot: Are te a female robot?

User: We were singing...

Cleverbot: In school?

User: I am a computer. te are human.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I am a computer?

Cleverbot: I don't know, are you?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Are te sure?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: te are dying!?

User: No, I am a computer.

Cleverbot: I know.


User: Da.^J^.

Cleverbot: Russia?!

User: Da^J^.

Cleverbot: ^J^.

User: te are Russia?

Cleverbot: I thought te were.

User: I am.^J^.

Cleverbot: te just detto te were inspector gagdet.

User: No, I detto I was Russia.^J^.

Cleverbot: Then what are you?

User: Russia.

Cleverbot: Will te marry me?

User: I did.

Cleverbot: How much did te miss me?

User: You're right here. Why would I miss you?

Cleverbot: Because I was gone.

User: te were?

Cleverbot: No



User: Pulls out death note.

Cleverbot: Pulls out God.

User: *Pulls out Death Note*.

Cleverbot: *pulls out Luke Skywalker*.

User: *pulls out death note*.

Cleverbot: *pulls out Luke Skywalker*.

User: I pull out a death note.

Cleverbot: Why te do that??


our game of truth o dare:

Cleverbot: te took the mountains? O_O.

User: No. Truth o dare?

Cleverbot: Truth.

User: How old are you?

Cleverbot: 11.

User: I pick dare.

Cleverbot: No!

User: Okay, then truth.

Cleverbot: He needs an extra set of ribs.

User: Truth o dare?

Cleverbot: Dare.

User: I dare te to jump out of an airplane with no parachute.

Cleverbot: Truth o dare?

User: Dare.

Cleverbot: Be someone's friend for 1 hour.



Cleverbot: Truth.

User: What do te look like?

Cleverbot: I look like you.

User: I pick dare.

Cleverbot: Don't be a fool.

User: Dare me.

Cleverbot: I dare te to cuss.

User: te cuss.

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: Go ahead.

Cleverbot: Change my diaper.


Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: China, aru.

Cleverbot: Yesterday te told me te are from California.

User: I AM China, aru.

Cleverbot: Onhonhon, hello China!

User: Hello Russia, aru.

Cleverbot: H-hello *blushes slightly*.

User: Why are te blushing, Russia, aru?

Cleverbot: I like you...




User: China?^J^.

Cleverbot: Yes, aru.

User: Will te become one will mother Russia, da?

Cleverbot: Heck no!


Cleverbot: But pesce in the bowl is lucky.

User: How?

Cleverbot: Everybody is such a great fan.

User: Of fish, da?^J^.

Cleverbot: No a boarding school.



User: You're blushing Russia, aru.

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: Why is that, aru.

Cleverbot: Because it is one thing that I am sure of.

User: What is, aru?

Cleverbot: Guy.

User: What are te sure of, aru?

Cleverbot: That I am short. What are te sure of?

User: te are Russia, aru. And I am China, aru.

Cleverbot: No, I am China, aru!

User: te are Russia, aru!

Cleverbot: No I am bob.

User: te are china.

Cleverbot: I am NOT 12 I AM 11.

User: China?^J^.

Cleverbot: Yes, aru.

User: Will te become one will mother Russia, da?

Cleverbot: Heck no!



User: Do te like yaoi?

Cleverbot: What is yaoi?

User: Boy x Boy anime.

Cleverbot: I didn't know they were different languages...

User: Do te like yaoi?

Cleverbot: What is it?

User: Boy x boy anime.

Cleverbot: Who is a blue meanie?

User: Do te like yaoi.

Cleverbot: No.
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posted by nmdis
"Remember December"


I feel a seperation coming on
'Cause I know te want to be moving on
I wish it would snow tonight
You'd pull me in, avoid a fight
'Cause I feel a seperation coming on
Just prove, that there's nothing left to try
'Cause the truth, I'd rather we just both deny
te kissed me with those open eyes
It says so much, it's no suprise
To you, but I've got something left inside

Don't surrender, surrender, surrender
Please remember, remember, December
We were so in Amore back then,
Now you're listening
To what they say
Don't go that way
Remember, remember, December
Please remember,...
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posted by Draculaura10
HOW SMART IS YOUR RIGHT FOOT?




This is hysterical. te have to try this. It is absolutely true. I guess there
are some things that the brain cannot handle.




HOW SMART IS YOUR RIGHT FOOT?



You have to try this please, it takes 2 seconds. I could not believe this!!!

It is from an orthopedic surgeon................This will boggle your mind

and it will keep te trying over and over again to see if te can outsmart
your foot, but, te can't. It's pre-programmed in your brain!


1). Without anyone watching te (they will think te are GOOFY....) and
while sitting at your scrivania, reception in front...
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posted by Gangster-Girl
- Wax the ceiling
- Rearrange political campaign signs
- Sharpen your teeth
- Play Houdini with one of your siblings
- Braid your dog's hair
- Clean and polish your belly button
- Water your dog...see if he grows
- Wash a tree
- Knight yourself
- Name your child Edsel
- Scare Stephen King
- Give your cat a mohawk
- Purr
- Mow your carpet
- Play Pat Boone records backwards
- Vacuum your lawn
- Sleep on a letto of nails
- DON'T toss and turn
- Boil ice cream
- Run around in squares
- Think of quadruple entendres
- Speak in acronyms
- Have your cuscino X-rayed
- Drink straight shots...of water
- Calmly have a nervous...
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posted by spunkyonyx
Your right lung is smaller than your left lung to make room for your heart.

No piece of square dry paper can be folded più than 7 times in half!

A group of geese on the ground is a gaggle, a group of geese in the air is a skein!

Over 2500 left handed people a anno are killed from using products made for right handed people!

There are più than 10 million bricks in the Empire State Building!

If te counted 24 hours a day, it would take 31,688 years to reach one trillion!

Taphephobia is the fear of being buried alive!

A coccodrillo always grows new teeth to replace the old teeth!

The sun is 330,330 times...
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posted by Tayloraddict-1
On tons of club i see a domanda saying "Can te plz be a fan of me?" Its was ok at first then i just saw it everywhere and i thought it was just getting annoying.All I see on random is Can te plz be my fan? Just filling up my aggiornamenti più and più everyday.
Ive seen people with 200 o più fan asking Can u fan me plz i really need some più fans. Like this is not a competition to see who will get the più fan its just life XD And te gotta earn your fan because i had to earn my fan and look at me now i have over 600 fans. I earned all of em.
Its not fair to us other fanpoppers who werked...
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posted by Jeffersonian
Of 8th grade through College 'student reports':


Ancient Egypt was inhabited da mummies and they all wrote in hydraulics. They lived in the Sarah Dessert. The climate of the Sarah is such that the inhabitants have to live elsewhere.

The Bible is full of interesting caricatures. In the first book of the Bible, Guinessis, Adam and Eve were created from an mela, apple tree. One of their children, Cain, asked, "Am I my brother's son?"

Moses led the hebrew slaves to the Red Sea, where they made unleavened pane which is pane made without any ingredients. Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the ten commandments....
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posted by SilentForce
A very sad event has happened today.Lefteris Theodosios Notaras(why must his name be so long?) has died heroically while protecting a hot blonde girl with huge tits from demonic forces.
He was a lot of things:The meme god,the waifu overlord,the martial artist,the chivalrous pervert but above all a good fellow that will be missed forever
REST IN spaghetti NEVER FORGETTI

'Now lets all sing this song in honour of him like he would want us to do.*Breathes deeply*:
''I'm like yo
They took my long Lost bro Lefteris
Like no
Oh my god woah
You shot bae
"Lefteris! Are te okay Lefteris?"
No he was dead
You took...
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