random Article: Funny situations between girls and boys

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posted by t_direction

BOY : I can't leave te ...
GIRL : Do te Amore me so much??
BOY : It's not that. You're standing on my foot.

BOY : May I hold your hand??
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.

GIRL : Did te miss me while I was away??
BOY : Were te away??

GIRL : Who was that girl I saw te baciare last night?
BOY : What time was it??

GIRL : Say te Amore me! Say te Amore me!
BOY : te Amore me ...

GIRL : If we become engaged will te give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??

GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest ...
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple.

GIRL : Do te remember when te proposed to me? I was so
overwhelmed, I couldn't speak for an ora ...
BOY : Yes Darli! ng, that was the happiest ora of my life ...

GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever ...
BOY : Don't te ever want to improve??

BOY : I Amore te and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??

GIRL1: Have te ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
GIRL2: I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth

BOY : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours!
GIRL : I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours!!!

BOY : Hi! Didn't we go on a data once? o was it twice?
GIRL : Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice!!!

BOY : May I have the pleasure of this dance?
GIRL : No, I'd like to have some pleasure too!!!

BOY : Will te come out with me this Saturday?
GIRL : Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend!!!

BOY : Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
GIRL : Okay, get out!!!

BOY : Shall we go and see a film?
GIRL : I've already seen it!!!

BOY : Do te think it was fate which brought us together?
GIRL : Nah, it was plain bad luck

deathding, jessy_an and 5 others like this

a11-swift so funny

jessy_an Lol XD

gwendiamond LOL!

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Birthday Cake FAILS

added by KateKicksAss

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Nature

added by Rodz

Source: google.com

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Hmm...

added by ladolcevita

Source: Hmmm... Um,well EW.com, Everglow, Mugglenet, me!, forgot the last

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Trust in Me Lyrics

posted by nmdis

"Trust In Me"

How could I see te when I was so blind
How could I grasp te when I was far behind
How could I hear te when I was so deaf
How could I get up when I had been left

But te said, don't worry
For I've healed the blind man
And I've set the captives free
And te said, don't worry
For all you've gotta do
Is put your trust in me

How could I be clean when I was so dirty
How could I be made whole when I was torn apart
Make me whole, make me whole
Make me whole again

But te said, don't worry
For I've healed the blind man
And I've set the captives free
And te said, don't worry
For all...

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Beat Lyrics

posted by nmdis

BEAT

It's a big bad world but I ain't ashamed,
I like the lights in my hand
And the beat in my face.
It's a big bad world but I ain't ashamed,
I like the lights in my hand
And the beat in my face.

Be-be-beat in my face, be-be-beat in my face,
The lights in my hand, and the beat in my face

Be-be-beat in my face, be-be-beat in my face,
The lights in my hand, and the beat in my face

I'mma make te bend your back
Oh my god, this beat is crack
When I do this, te do that

I feel like dancing when I hear that sound,
Just wanna do it, eh, just wanna do it, eh.
I feel like dancing when I hear that sound,
Just wanna...

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Dream it Out Lyrics

posted by nmdis

Dream it Out Loud

How do te speak in silence?
Why do te sleep when you're awake?
If we just cut the tie lines, then we can simply sail away.
Pack up your things. Write it all down.
You'll soon be accustomed to the sound.

Dream it out loud.
Dream it out loud.
Dream it out loud.

I want to paint in colors.
Leaving the land of black and white.
And if we do go back there, we'll see it in a different light.
Ready to go. Open the door.
Just like the rain falls from the cloud.

Dream it out loud.
Dream it out loud.
Dream it out loud.

It's a better day.
We're on our way.
If there's anything we can't remember.
Who's to say it's not all just a dream.

Don't have to think about it.
Just like a river it will flow.
We waited to long without it.
If we just get up now and go.
Open your eyes and look around.
You'll be surprised what te have found.

Dream it out loud. (x 10)
(I'm dreaming. Keep on dreaming.) (x10)

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Eiko Shimamiya: "Higurashi no Naku Koro ni" - English & Romanji Lyrics

posted by IllusionDolls

Behind where I looked back (Who's in the front?)
I raised my claws at the darkness (and ripped the night apart)

Amadare wa chi no shizuku to natte hoho wo
Tsutaiochiru
Mou doko ni mo kaeru basho ga nai nara

Raindrops turn into droplets of blood
and run down my cheeks
If there isn't a place for me to return anywhere anymore

Kono yubi tomare watashi no yubi ni
Sono yubi goto tsuretette ageru
Higurashi ga naku akazu no mori e
Ato modori wa mou dekinai

Take these fingers, my fingers
I'll take all your fingers away
To the unopenable forest where cicadas cry
There's no turning back anymore

Hitorizutsu...

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Why I don't like the random fan club

posted by misscrazel

1. mostly the people on here are jerks. I postato a perfectly nice post and everyone just blew up at me. I mean, like, seriously guys? Probably at least 3 people with get mad about this article.

2. People think te can say whatever they want. I mean, like, just because it's the random fan club doesn't mean te won't get reported.

3. The domande aren't even questions. there just some thing like OMG! /THID IS SO TERABL! then te click on it and they're like: O QK FUROMH TOHJY MPE!

4. If te post something nobody sees it because then someone posts something like: CDAVKIBFRE HGTFES GHKHGY7DA and everyones like lol.

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The things I hate (edited)

posted by ShadowFan100

I decided to make a lista a crap I hate (IDk if some of this will be offensive o not, but I just need to get a few of these things off my chest)

-Abusers/Racism (kinda in one)

I hate animal/human abusers who feel like "tough" just for hurting others different o smaller than they are.

-Sexism (of both sides)

The part I really hate about this is when they act like guys NEVER get abused. Abuse happens in both genders, yet it seems like the world only pays attention to the girl side and not BOTH. Not fair. Just cuz I'm not a girl don't mean I've never been abused o hated on ect.

-Agism

I'm nice person,...

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Cute Nicknames Your GF Might Like And My Opinion

posted by shadowthewolf01

Alright basically the titolo says it all so I'm just ganna jump into it.

1. Princess- it's a cute name for a girl who likes feeling really important and special

2. Beautiful/Gorgeous- basically it's one that every girl will Amore and te don't have to worry about them not liking it

3. Sweetie Pie- okay this one is a good one if your girl is più on the country side

4. Sweet Heart- another one that a lot of girls like

5. Babe/Baby- good most of the time

6. Kitten- this is a good one for girls who are either animal innamorati o sweet, cute and playful

Look use these if te want but in my opinion make up...

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Weird Al Yankovic - Fat

posted by Bluekait

Your butt is wide, well mine is too
Just watch your mouth o I'll sit on you
The word is out, better treat me right
'Cause I'm the king of cellulite
Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, all right

My zippers bust, my buckles break
I'm too much man for te to take
The pavement cracks when I fall down
I've got più chins than Chinatown

Well, I've never used a phone booth
And I've never seen my toes
When I'm goin' to the movies
I take up seven rows

Because I'm fat, I'm fat, come on
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, te know it
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, come...

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Society: te Say te Hate It But te Don't

posted by LaDispute

At least a dozen times a giorno te hear "I hate society" and "society sucks," and people complaining and complaining about it, but here's the thing thing:

You say te hate society, te say te can’t stand it. te say te hate your generation and the kids at your school and the people te see on the streets around you, but you’re one of them.

You’re one of them, you’re a member of society, te all are. te were born this way, te will die this way. te are society, and society is you. te are the constitute parts of each other, inseparable and indistinguishable. Your connection is binding...

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talia joy castellano -The most inspiring CoverGirl ever?

posted by alizoula

This is my gorgeous ,Beautiful, talented and inspirational hero Talia . Talia is a fighter .Talia was first diagnosed 6 years fa with with stage four neuroblastoma cancer, a tumor that develops from nerve tissue in infants and children, on Valentine's giorno in 2007.It was then that she first developed an interest in make-up .Now she has attracted over14million viewers to her video blog. Her make-up tutorials are amazing.She is always so positive and never loose hope. last summer Talia learned that she has neuroblastoma and leukemia 'at the same time' and the doctors were giving her only four...

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20 Most Inappropriate Sports names

posted by FanFun1010

1. Dick Trickle

A NASCAR driver that sounds like he has symptoms of prostate problems. Yeah, this one definitely deserves the superiore, in alto spot on the list.

2. Rusty Kuntz
If he were a girl, it would possibly be number one on the list; nobody would want to mess with her.

3. Grant Balfour
Grant means “to give” and ball four represents a walk in baseball. Not exactly the best name for this Oakland A’s pitcher.

4. Pete LaCock
The capitalization of this name just makes it even worse. He gets the double whammy on the first and last name

5. Guy Whimper
He is a 6’5’’, 300lbs. offensive tackle for the Jacksonville...

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Gateway to Heaven - Tianmen Cave, China

posted by Nein-Nein

Awesome

Tianmen Cave known as Gateway to Heaven is a natural bridge/arch and is reportedly highest elevation (1520 meters) natural arch in the World. Although it is an arch but locals call it a cave. As per local history it used to be cave and in circa 263 there was a massive collapse of the cliff face, which changed the cave into an arch. At that time the mountain was called Songliang, which was then changed to Tianmen meaning sacred.

It is 131.5 meters high, 57 meters wide and 60 meters deep. It is located close to Zhangjiajie city in western Hunan Province, China and is part of Wulingyuan Scenic Area - a UNESCO World Heritage Site.

One has to climb 999 steps to reach the top.

The whole area is very scenic and was not easily accessible. However Tianmen Mountain Cableway - reportedly the longest passenger cableway in the World with a length of 7200 meters and a height gap of 1277 meters, now brings thousands of tourists to this natural wonder.

One has to climb 999 steps to reach the superiore, in alto

One has to climb 999 steps to reach the top

STUNT BY U.S.S.R JET FIGHTERS

Glass path(4,700ft above sea level)

Tianmen Mountain Cableway

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10 things that mostra te have good luck.

posted by IcePhoniex

1.You jinx 3 people and they Owe te 3 cans of your preferito soda.
2. te find a four leaf clover

3. te are randomly exactly at the end of a rainbow.

4. te get over your phobia

5. Your crush says I Amore you.

6. te find $10 dollars on the ground

7. 15 people say your awesome

8. 100 più people followed te on twitter

9. te meet your fav celebrity.

10. te get a new car.

Yep! 10 things that mostra te have bad luck is coming soon!

10 things that mostra te have bad luck is coming soon!

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My Babysitter's a Vampire Season 2, Episode 2 Say You'll Be Maztak

posted by azlehs

A comedic spin on pop culture Vampiri#From Dracula to Buffy... and all creatures of the night in between. and scary Film in general, tells the story of three teens who believe their new babysitter is a real bloodsucking creature of the night -- and it's now up to them to rid their sleepy little town of the menace.

I Amore this show, and for the parent freaking out over it being "inappropriate" they have a time on Disney channel for kids it goes to noon. Shouldn't be that hard to avoid a mostra that airs late, and its not obscene, and she wasn't "making out" with anyone It was a peck like everything else on Disney. Do yourself a favor and switch to Disney.

Anyway I Amore this show! So no I guess its not only children that watch the Disney channel. I Amore the characters. It's interesting and funny, I Amore that its not a typical Disney comedy and I Amore that there's no annoying laughter in the background! Anyway I recommend it :)

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Quotes/Sayings/Others (Not in order-All mixed)

posted by ShadowYJ

I just made some up and put them all here-some are negative, positive and Citazioni and sayings and others.

1. This is me. This is who I am. If te don’t like me-don’t stick around.
2. Challenge me. It will make no difference. Why? ‘Cause te are the one thats going to be dead in the end.
3. te think make-up and fashion is the solution to all your problems? Well thats a big laugh.
4. Beautiful doesn’t mean blonde o skinny
5. Beauty comes from within-not from looks
6. Just because he/she is cute, doesn't mean they are made of caramelle
7. te can do anything-but not everything
8. te may be physically...

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Some Of My Most Sarcastic Citazioni

posted by chillyneon

Use these on your friends. They are fun and awesome. Just like me :)))))))))

F = Friend M = Me

F = Do I need to lock the door?
M = Do I need to tell te a hundred times that were not going to have a zombie attack?

Robber = Wheres the money?
Me = In your mouth where your last girlfriend told te to put it.

F = How do I swim?
M = Just don't drown.

M = If te die, I call getting ALL of your awards for being a smart-alex.

The popolare girl = Your so stupid!
Me = At least I'm not wearing my camicia on backwards.

Your friend is telling a long story. If te are getting annoyed say this.
Friend = Blah blah blah blah......
Me = I need some asprin

Some random guy/girl = Is this sede, sedile empty?
te = Yes and this one will be too if te sit here.

I'll write più soon!!!

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Emmanuel raggio, raggio, ray to attend Pre Cannes Film Social in Jewel, Londra Covent Garden

posted by ts_ilieva

Emmanuel raggio, ray as Ravu, the silent assassin in Dumar movie. foto courtesy frutta District Films.

Emmanuel Ray as Ravu, the silent assassin in Dumar movie. Photo courtesy Fruit District Films.

On 2nd May 2012, Emmanuel raggio, ray will attend the Pre Cannes Film Social at Jewel Covent Garden hosted da actress and producer Paola Berta at Sheepish Productions and Beverly Hills UK Film Society and Events.

The purpose of the event is to create a public relations and development platform for filmmakers and artists that are keen and ambitious about taking their projects to a consistent level of recognition and
publicity. Some of the film trailers being screened on the night have been selected for Cannes Film Festival 2012.

“I never miss an event hosted da Paola Berta. It was at the Pre Cannes...