BOY : I can't leave te ...
GIRL : Do te Amore me so much??
BOY : It's not that. You're standing on my foot.
BOY : May I hold your hand??
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.
GIRL : Did te miss me while I was away??
BOY : Were te away??
GIRL : Who was that girl I saw te baciare last night?
BOY : What time was it??
GIRL : Say te Amore me! Say te Amore me!
BOY : te Amore me ...
GIRL : If we become engaged will te give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??
GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest ...
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple.
GIRL : Do te remember when te proposed to me? I was so
overwhelmed, I couldn't speak for an ora ...
BOY : Yes Darli! ng, that was the happiest ora of my life ...
GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever ...
BOY : Don't te ever want to improve??
BOY : I Amore te and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??
GIRL1: Have te ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
GIRL2: I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth
BOY : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours!
GIRL : I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours!!!
BOY : Hi! Didn't we go on a data once? o was it twice?
GIRL : Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice!!!
BOY : May I have the pleasure of this dance?
GIRL : No, I'd like to have some pleasure too!!!
BOY : Will te come out with me this Saturday?
GIRL : Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend!!!
BOY : Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
GIRL : Okay, get out!!!
BOY : Shall we go and see a film?
GIRL : I've already seen it!!!
BOY : Do te think it was fate which brought us together?
GIRL : Nah, it was plain bad luck
GIRL : Do te Amore me so much??
BOY : It's not that. You're standing on my foot.
BOY : May I hold your hand??
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.
GIRL : Did te miss me while I was away??
BOY : Were te away??
GIRL : Who was that girl I saw te baciare last night?
BOY : What time was it??
GIRL : Say te Amore me! Say te Amore me!
BOY : te Amore me ...
GIRL : If we become engaged will te give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??
GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest ...
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple.
GIRL : Do te remember when te proposed to me? I was so
overwhelmed, I couldn't speak for an ora ...
BOY : Yes Darli! ng, that was the happiest ora of my life ...
GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever ...
BOY : Don't te ever want to improve??
BOY : I Amore te and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??
GIRL1: Have te ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
GIRL2: I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth
BOY : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours!
GIRL : I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours!!!
BOY : Hi! Didn't we go on a data once? o was it twice?
GIRL : Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice!!!
BOY : May I have the pleasure of this dance?
GIRL : No, I'd like to have some pleasure too!!!
BOY : Will te come out with me this Saturday?
GIRL : Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend!!!
BOY : Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
GIRL : Okay, get out!!!
BOY : Shall we go and see a film?
GIRL : I've already seen it!!!
BOY : Do te think it was fate which brought us together?
GIRL : Nah, it was plain bad luck
Hey..
So,
Remember me? Of course te don't- this is a new account. *smacks self*
Anyway, I used to be LUV_4_BIEBER. *shudders* Remember me now? Still no? Okay..
ANYPENIS, I came back to this site a few nights fa and went "Damn I miss this place!" Of course probably NONE if the people I knew are still here, but who cares- I can make new friends!
(that was a completely failed attempt at being sociable)
So I was looking back at my old account and holy fucking dickface I was the biggest idiot ever. Just- wow. Firer me apologizes for past me's illiterate Scrivere skills, mary-sueishess, and generally being an annoying twat >.<
I guess this is a welcome back post? più like a "please dear god take me back" post :p
BUT HAY.
So,
Remember me? Of course te don't- this is a new account. *smacks self*
Anyway, I used to be LUV_4_BIEBER. *shudders* Remember me now? Still no? Okay..
ANYPENIS, I came back to this site a few nights fa and went "Damn I miss this place!" Of course probably NONE if the people I knew are still here, but who cares- I can make new friends!
(that was a completely failed attempt at being sociable)
So I was looking back at my old account and holy fucking dickface I was the biggest idiot ever. Just- wow. Firer me apologizes for past me's illiterate Scrivere skills, mary-sueishess, and generally being an annoying twat >.<
I guess this is a welcome back post? più like a "please dear god take me back" post :p
BUT HAY.
10. Tell a random person te Amore them
9. go up to a worker and ask them random questoins about them (name age Zodiac sign)
8.Try on a bra thats way to big o for guys just a random bra and ask a worker how te look
7.sit in the middle of a isle
6.clog the toilet
5.go up to a random person and say gimme all your cash and nobody gets hurt
4.(for department stores) Jump on a display bed
4.(grocery stores) Eat Cibo before buying it
3.Scream bloody murder
2.Go store streaking
and number 1 is
1.yell kick me out of this store at the superiore, in alto of your lungs
9. go up to a worker and ask them random questoins about them (name age Zodiac sign)
8.Try on a bra thats way to big o for guys just a random bra and ask a worker how te look
7.sit in the middle of a isle
6.clog the toilet
5.go up to a random person and say gimme all your cash and nobody gets hurt
4.(for department stores) Jump on a display bed
4.(grocery stores) Eat Cibo before buying it
3.Scream bloody murder
2.Go store streaking
and number 1 is
1.yell kick me out of this store at the superiore, in alto of your lungs
PK:were am i
*turns on lights
darla dimple: ...
PK:WHO ARE U?
darla dimple:...
PK: ok blah blah YAA *THROWS coltello AT DD
darla dimple: *teleports to PK*
PK: ಠ_ಠ
PK: *LOOKS behind*
pinkie pie: wut i tell u about goin in MAH SHED
pk: wait this is a shed ohh ok*turns all dark again
PK: not again *someone turns on light*
pk: WHY AM I STRAPED UP
pinkie pie: *starts up chainsaw*
pk: oh no O_e
pinkie pie: *cuts up my guts*
pk: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU
al da sudden flippy breaks in 007 style
PK: YAY HI FLIPPY
flippy: let me help u pinkie pie...
PK; OH COME ON!!!
both: cuts hands
PK:FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
both: go's into private room
PK: hmm I HAVE DA POWER *breaks chains*
pk: wow it worked
pk: looks at private window
*both havenig sexytime
pk: walks away
pk: e_e *stabs myself*
woke up DA END NOW DIE
10: "Ooh, never felt like [i]that[i] before!"
9: "Keep it coming!"
8: "Oh, [i]that's[i] what it does!"
7: "I like that. I like that a lot."
6: *Grunt* *Scream* "YES! OH, YES!"
5: "Hey, that tickles!"
4: "It felt different when (insert old partner's name) did that."
3: "Huh. That's bigger than I remember. Oh well."
2: "Wait. Is that yours o mine?"
1: "Hey. That's weird. How do te put that back?"
I had a lot of fun Scrivere these, and the majority of them I made up as I went along.
Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala.
9: "Keep it coming!"
8: "Oh, [i]that's[i] what it does!"
7: "I like that. I like that a lot."
6: *Grunt* *Scream* "YES! OH, YES!"
5: "Hey, that tickles!"
4: "It felt different when (insert old partner's name) did that."
3: "Huh. That's bigger than I remember. Oh well."
2: "Wait. Is that yours o mine?"
1: "Hey. That's weird. How do te put that back?"
I had a lot of fun Scrivere these, and the majority of them I made up as I went along.
Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala.