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Reasons why Canada24 should probably be made fun of più

posted by Canada24

My geekness for Freddy Krueger

My unhealthy obsession with online Scrivere

The fact I’m Canadian

I NEVER had a girlfriend. Ever.

My pride in being Irish.

The way I hardly ever actually WATCH mlp, yet have the nerve to go to all those sites and write my own series for it

The fact I am OBSESSED with Packie McReary and he’s at least used ONCE, in EVERY gta fan fiction of mine

I hate Death metal, but yet I Amore Korn

I have almost EVERY Eminem album

I LIKE Rob Drydek and Adam Standler

I never seen Sons of Anarchy (and yet it’s EVERYTHING I like these days, killing, guns, and.. Well.. Guns).

I STILL watch Spongebob sometimes

I DON’T play hockey

I have NO Friends these days, I have no life outside this site

i have ADHD

I secretly watch porn, but yet I whine about Rule34 shit

I think I’m funny. But really I'm just overly sarcastic.

I’m think I’m cool

The fact having a GOOD evil laugh is important in my view

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333 Ways to get kicked out of Wal-mart (trust me it totally works)

posted by Dreamer4eva

I just wanna say that I didn't wright this, I just reposted it. so I take on credit AT ALL

1. Take someone's shopping carrello and switch the items with stuff from the person successivo to them's cart
2. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen te in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment
3. Smash the person in front of te on the head with a ham
4. Go up to some old geezer & say "Grandpa!!! You're ALIVE!!! It's a MIRACLE!!! etc."
5. Take something from someone else's cart, when they say "hey, that's mine! " call the security and say that the other ... person...

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Transformers 4 Dinobots

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My superiore, in alto 15 LEAST preferito celebritàs

posted by KataraLover

These are my superiore, in alto 15 LEAST preferito celebritàs and just like with my superiore, in alto 15 preferito celebritàs lista I'm only basing this off who they are as a person, but I will talk about their talent as well. I will also tell te how attractive I think these people are because there are very few on here I find ugly and some I find very attractive, I'm just going to mention it just to mostra that I'm not biased like some people. This one person who did a lista like this pretty much just detto they were all ugly and even compared them to animals. Anyway, this is my lista and please keep in mind this is just my...

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Turkey pooping stuffing

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Alphabet letters wallpaper

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Pedobear iPod wallpaper XD

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Higurashi Citazioni

posted by invadercalliope

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Just killing time until the world ends.
Rika Furude (Higurashi no Naku Koro ni)

◦Friends are nothing più than the the people who te spend the fun yet meaningless times with. When those times get rough, they aren't there to support you.
Ryuuguu Rena (Higurashi no Naku Koro ni)
"I will live past June 1983, and then I am going to grow much taller, my breasts are going to get bigger. I'm not going to stay in a child's body for the rest of my life!"
"It's so cute, I want to take it home!"

"Omochiikaeri~!"

"Friends. Those companions te speak of are only Friends during those fun, yet unimportant...

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General Ways to Annoy People

posted by BellaCullen96

Accuse people of "glue sniffing addictions" in public.
Add blank entries to a list, to make it look like it's longer.
Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that te "like it that way."
After visiting the local donut shop, sit on the floor cross-legged and insist in a childish voice that te haven't received enough Cioccolato sprinkles.
Announce when you're going to the bathroom.
Answer every domanda with another question. As soon as one of te says a statement instead of a question, shout "I win!".
Any time a member of the opposite sex tries to talk to...

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100 Hottest Male celebritàs (In My Opinion) Part 2

posted by saz19126

Okay so here's Part 2 :)

21.
Name: Keir O'Donnell (Actor)
From: Paul Blart: Mall Cop
Character: Veck
Attraction: Just everything - he's very beautiful

22.
Name: Tom Chambers (Actor)
From: Waterloo Road
Character: Max Tyler
Attraction: His lovely eyes

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23.
Name: Jack calatoia, davenport (Actor)
From: Pirates Of The Caribbean 1-3
Character: James Norrington
Attraction: His smile and actually just him in general - he's like a prince lol

24.
Name: Jonas Armstrong (Actor)
From: Robin Hood
Character: Robin Hood
Attraction: His cheeky smile and I like his accent too

25.
Name: Ed Westwick (Actor)
From:...

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Very politically incorrect jokes

posted by d3ath_3at3r

In a pub quiz the other giorno I Lost da one point. The domanda was, "where do women mostly have curly hair?" Apparently, it's Africa.

One of the other domande was to name two things commonly found in cells.
It appears that Nigerians and Jamaicans is not the correct answer.

I've heard that mela, apple has scrapped their plans for the new children's iPod, after realizing that iTouch Kids is not a good product name.

There's a new Muslim clothing negozio that opened in Toronto but I've been banned from it, after asking to look at some bombardiere jackets.

You can say lots of bad things about pedophiles,...

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19 ways to: Explain why te are late for school

posted by moo000

1.    “I came all the way to school before I realized I still had my pyjamas on, and had to go home and change”

2.    “When I got here my teacher wasn’t in the classroom so I went out looking for him/her”

3.    “I was abducted da aliens for experimental purposes. I have been gone for 50 years, but fortunately in Earth time it was only (insert how late te are here)”

4.    “I invented a time machine that took me inoltrare, avanti to my exam results. I saw that I got straight A’s, so I thought I might as well...

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Dwayne The Rock Johnson Invents A Child Molesting Robot #PizzaGate

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Saturday Night Live skit where Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson invents a child molesting robot. I didn't know about this until today.

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Sailor Moon Usagi Tsukino and Chibiusa funny faces scene

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Kahoot Musica for 10 hours

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Giant Prehistoric American Carnivores

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My superiore, in alto 10 Most Attractive Men And Women

posted by zanhar1

Jonica

I've been seeing a lot of these articoli lately so I kind of wanted to unisciti the party. Off of the superiore, in alto of my head--and this is liable to change--these are my superiore, in alto 10 most attractive men and women.
I'm only able to add 20 immagini so there will be one big image for most of the guys.

Women

Jonica

Sonya Scarlet

Amber

Alissa White-Gluz

Cadaveria

10. Mally

I really just adore Mally's hair. I always did like shorter hair on women. She's so uniquely beautiful. Her eyes, her facial structure, she's just a very beautiful woman. I also Amore her piercings.

9. Minzy

I suppose I...

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One-sided world

posted by ShadowFan100

There has been thoughts on my mind a lot these last few days and I think its time I talk about them.

But before I go on, let me just say that I am NOT trying to make people angry o start a "war" on the 'net, I'm just gonna say how I honestly feel about all this.

When I go on the 'net, I discover tons of "religious wars" going back and forth over who's right o wrong about what people believe and the way they think.

To me, I choice to be in the neutral spot when it comes to things like this. Why? Because humans have become "one-sided" and are getting worse. Only focusing on one side causes fights...

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My Opinion on Shake it Up

posted by hatelarxene

Since Shake it Up has ended (thank goodness), I've decided to write a review on it. This mostra sucks. Big time.

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Yeah... People of that moronic mostra expect me to call THAT music? That whole song o whatever the hell that was was nothing but auto-tune & editing!

They are awful actors, shitty singers (they don't even sing), and the characters are complete Mary-Sues! As for their dancing... please! All they do in that mostra is sposta around & look like a bunch of monkeys. I've watched plenty of solid dancing movies, & let me tell te that these dancers are horrible, and no way in hell...

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ghostfreaken' crazy

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