Song: link
Tom Kenny: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards da an explosion, but smiles when he sees what he created*
Tom Kenny: Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born! Using their ultra super powers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime, and the forces of evil.
Blossom: *Flies through the sky*
Bubbles: *Flying to the right of Blossom*
Buttercup: *Flying to the left of Blossom*
Villains: *Standing together in a red room*
Powerpuff Girls: *Getting ready to attack*
Villains: *Getting ready to attack*
They ran towards each other, but the villains were not going to win, (obviously.)
Blossom: *Punches Mojo Jojo*
Bubbles: *Punches Fuzzy Lumpkins*
Buttercup: *Kicks Him, making two teeth, and blood fly out of his mouth*
The REAL Powerpuff Girls
Episode 2: Caliber
Tom Kenny: The City Of Townsville. Has not only one villain.
Mojo Jojo: *In jail* Curses. If I was the only villain, I wouldn't be sabotaged da idiots!
Tom Kenny: There are lots of villains, and bad guys that roam the streets of Townsville.
Song (Start at 3:17): link
Tom Kenny: But there is one that lives outside of Townsville. One that likes to stay in isolation. He seems okay with this, and won't bother te if te stay off his property. He's a rosa pelliccia ball with a gun over 200 years old. His name is-
Fuzzy Lumpkins: Hey!! *Chasing a squirrel* Get off my property!! *Shoots the squirrel*
Stop the song
Tom Kenny: Fuzzy Lumpkins!
Fuzzy Lumpkins: *Jumps into his rocking chair* Now, to enjoy my giorno da doing nothing. Just like yesterday, and every other giorno since I was born.
Tom Kenny: Wow. Sounds boring.
Fuzzy Lumpkins: *Points the gun at the narrator*
Tom Kenny: Uh, on secondo thought, I'm going to do nothing too! See te later everybody!! Narrate the rest of this yourselves!
Fuzzy Lumpkins: That's più like it. *Begins to fall asleep when a bird flies past* Stay off my property!! *Aims at the bird, and fires*
His bullet missed, and continued to soar into the sky.
Fuzzy Lumpkins: *Watches the bird fly away* I missed. Whatever. *Falling asleep again*
The streets of Townsville were very busy. The sidewalks were packed with pedestrians, and lots of people were driving their cars to work.
Men: *Together in a Buick*
Fuzzy's bullet hit the front windshield.
Man 52: *Swerves, hitting a parked car*
Man 96: Yo, what te do that for?!
Man 52: *Points at the bullet*
Man 96: ooh.
The girls arrived where the two men had parked their car. The bullet from Fuzzy's gun was still in the front window.
Man 52: Hi Powerpuff Girls. Glad te could make it.
Bubbles: What happened?
Man 96: We were just cruisin' down the strada, via when this bullet hit our front window.
Blossom: *Looks at the bullet* I can't quite make out the caliber, but judging da the angle it's in, it must have come from the north.
Buttercup: Where were te when the bullet hit your window?
Man 52: Just a few feet back.
Bubbles: Don't worry te two, we'll find out where the bullet came from.
Blossom: Exactly. Follow me girls.
Tom Kenny: And so, the girls started heading north, using their X-ray vision to look inside buildings, to cerca for guns.
Bubbles: I thought te detto te weren't narrating the rest of this episode.
Tom Kenny: I lied. However, in Fuzzy's shack.
Fuzzy: *Playing his banjo, while sitting in a rocking chair. His gun is successivo to him, also in the rocking chair*
The girls were getting close.
Bubbles: Blossom, I think I found something.
Blossom: *Looking through the shack, and sees Fuzzy's gun* That looks too old.
Buttercup: It's probably just a toy.
Bubbles: I don't think so. Blossom couldn't figure out the caliber of the bullet. It must be a custom.
Blossom: She's right. Some people do make their own guns.
Buttercup: Wish I knew that myself.
Blossom: *Flying to the shack with Bubbles, and Buttercup*
Fuzzy: *Tuning his banjo* I need new strings.
Blossom: *Knocks three times on the door*
Fuzzy: *Grabs his gun* Get off my property!!!! *Shoots the door*
Blossom's bow was the only thing that got hit da the bullet after it went through the door.
Buttercup: That's definitely not a toy.
Blossom: I'll go around the back. te two stay here. *Flies around the back*
Bubbles: *Scared* But Blossom-
Buttercup: Don't worry Bubbles, I think I know what Blossom's trying to do.
Blossom: *Goes through the back door, but doesn't find Fuzzy* It's okay girls, he's not here.
Bubbles: *Walks in with Buttercup*
Blossom: *Looking at a trap door* And I just found out why.
Song: link
Tom Kenny: After going through the trap door, the girls found their selves in a dark, underground hallway.
Buttercup: I wish we had night vision.
Blossom: Me too.
Bubbles: I can't see anything. I'm scared.
Blossom: It's okay Bubbles. I'm scared too.
Suddenly, a light turned on.
Blossom: If we keep moving forward, the lights turn on da their selves.
Buttercup: That's good.
Bubbles: Let's keep going. I don't like the dark.
Blossom: *Uses her X-ray vision to look for Fuzzy* I think I see him. Let's sposta forward, then turn left as soon as we can.
Fuzzy: *Pulls out his gun* Don't fail me now boomstick.
The song fades away as Blossom and her sisters turn left, heading closer to Fuzzy.
Fuzzy: *Hears their footsteps*
Blossom: *Still looking at Fuzzy with her X-ray vision* Easy. He could have a trap for us.
Fuzzy: *Moves out from behind the bacheca to shoot at the girls*
Bubbles: *Hits Fuzzy with a laser*
Fuzzy: Ow! *Falls down* No fair! te had a laser come out of your eyeballs!
Blossom: te weren't being fair either with that trap door te had earlier.
Buttercup: Nor were te being fair when te took that shot at us just for knocking on your door.
Fuzzy: te were trespassing on my property!
Bubbles: Well, if te don't want visitors, I'm sure te won't be getting any where you're going.
Tom Kenny: Jail.
Fuzzy: *In his cell, wearing an arancia, arancio jumpsuit*
Tom: Nice outfit Mr. Lumpkins. So once again, the giorno is saved, thanks to....
Song (Start at 0:31): link
The REAL Powerpuff Girls
Starring Catherine Cavadini as Blossom
Tara Strong as Bubbles
E.G. Daily as Buttercup
Tom Kenny as the narrator
Roger L. Jackson as Mojo Jojo
Jim Cummings as Fuzzy Lumpkins
The End
This has been a SeanTheHedgehog production from April 2, 2017
Tom Kenny: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards da an explosion, but smiles when he sees what he created*
Tom Kenny: Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born! Using their ultra super powers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime, and the forces of evil.
Blossom: *Flies through the sky*
Bubbles: *Flying to the right of Blossom*
Buttercup: *Flying to the left of Blossom*
Villains: *Standing together in a red room*
Powerpuff Girls: *Getting ready to attack*
Villains: *Getting ready to attack*
They ran towards each other, but the villains were not going to win, (obviously.)
Blossom: *Punches Mojo Jojo*
Bubbles: *Punches Fuzzy Lumpkins*
Buttercup: *Kicks Him, making two teeth, and blood fly out of his mouth*
The REAL Powerpuff Girls
Episode 2: Caliber
Tom Kenny: The City Of Townsville. Has not only one villain.
Mojo Jojo: *In jail* Curses. If I was the only villain, I wouldn't be sabotaged da idiots!
Tom Kenny: There are lots of villains, and bad guys that roam the streets of Townsville.
Song (Start at 3:17): link
Tom Kenny: But there is one that lives outside of Townsville. One that likes to stay in isolation. He seems okay with this, and won't bother te if te stay off his property. He's a rosa pelliccia ball with a gun over 200 years old. His name is-
Fuzzy Lumpkins: Hey!! *Chasing a squirrel* Get off my property!! *Shoots the squirrel*
Stop the song
Tom Kenny: Fuzzy Lumpkins!
Fuzzy Lumpkins: *Jumps into his rocking chair* Now, to enjoy my giorno da doing nothing. Just like yesterday, and every other giorno since I was born.
Tom Kenny: Wow. Sounds boring.
Fuzzy Lumpkins: *Points the gun at the narrator*
Tom Kenny: Uh, on secondo thought, I'm going to do nothing too! See te later everybody!! Narrate the rest of this yourselves!
Fuzzy Lumpkins: That's più like it. *Begins to fall asleep when a bird flies past* Stay off my property!! *Aims at the bird, and fires*
His bullet missed, and continued to soar into the sky.
Fuzzy Lumpkins: *Watches the bird fly away* I missed. Whatever. *Falling asleep again*
The streets of Townsville were very busy. The sidewalks were packed with pedestrians, and lots of people were driving their cars to work.
Men: *Together in a Buick*
Fuzzy's bullet hit the front windshield.
Man 52: *Swerves, hitting a parked car*
Man 96: Yo, what te do that for?!
Man 52: *Points at the bullet*
Man 96: ooh.
The girls arrived where the two men had parked their car. The bullet from Fuzzy's gun was still in the front window.
Man 52: Hi Powerpuff Girls. Glad te could make it.
Bubbles: What happened?
Man 96: We were just cruisin' down the strada, via when this bullet hit our front window.
Blossom: *Looks at the bullet* I can't quite make out the caliber, but judging da the angle it's in, it must have come from the north.
Buttercup: Where were te when the bullet hit your window?
Man 52: Just a few feet back.
Bubbles: Don't worry te two, we'll find out where the bullet came from.
Blossom: Exactly. Follow me girls.
Tom Kenny: And so, the girls started heading north, using their X-ray vision to look inside buildings, to cerca for guns.
Bubbles: I thought te detto te weren't narrating the rest of this episode.
Tom Kenny: I lied. However, in Fuzzy's shack.
Fuzzy: *Playing his banjo, while sitting in a rocking chair. His gun is successivo to him, also in the rocking chair*
The girls were getting close.
Bubbles: Blossom, I think I found something.
Blossom: *Looking through the shack, and sees Fuzzy's gun* That looks too old.
Buttercup: It's probably just a toy.
Bubbles: I don't think so. Blossom couldn't figure out the caliber of the bullet. It must be a custom.
Blossom: She's right. Some people do make their own guns.
Buttercup: Wish I knew that myself.
Blossom: *Flying to the shack with Bubbles, and Buttercup*
Fuzzy: *Tuning his banjo* I need new strings.
Blossom: *Knocks three times on the door*
Fuzzy: *Grabs his gun* Get off my property!!!! *Shoots the door*
Blossom's bow was the only thing that got hit da the bullet after it went through the door.
Buttercup: That's definitely not a toy.
Blossom: I'll go around the back. te two stay here. *Flies around the back*
Bubbles: *Scared* But Blossom-
Buttercup: Don't worry Bubbles, I think I know what Blossom's trying to do.
Blossom: *Goes through the back door, but doesn't find Fuzzy* It's okay girls, he's not here.
Bubbles: *Walks in with Buttercup*
Blossom: *Looking at a trap door* And I just found out why.
Song: link
Tom Kenny: After going through the trap door, the girls found their selves in a dark, underground hallway.
Buttercup: I wish we had night vision.
Blossom: Me too.
Bubbles: I can't see anything. I'm scared.
Blossom: It's okay Bubbles. I'm scared too.
Suddenly, a light turned on.
Blossom: If we keep moving forward, the lights turn on da their selves.
Buttercup: That's good.
Bubbles: Let's keep going. I don't like the dark.
Blossom: *Uses her X-ray vision to look for Fuzzy* I think I see him. Let's sposta forward, then turn left as soon as we can.
Fuzzy: *Pulls out his gun* Don't fail me now boomstick.
The song fades away as Blossom and her sisters turn left, heading closer to Fuzzy.
Fuzzy: *Hears their footsteps*
Blossom: *Still looking at Fuzzy with her X-ray vision* Easy. He could have a trap for us.
Fuzzy: *Moves out from behind the bacheca to shoot at the girls*
Bubbles: *Hits Fuzzy with a laser*
Fuzzy: Ow! *Falls down* No fair! te had a laser come out of your eyeballs!
Blossom: te weren't being fair either with that trap door te had earlier.
Buttercup: Nor were te being fair when te took that shot at us just for knocking on your door.
Fuzzy: te were trespassing on my property!
Bubbles: Well, if te don't want visitors, I'm sure te won't be getting any where you're going.
Tom Kenny: Jail.
Fuzzy: *In his cell, wearing an arancia, arancio jumpsuit*
Tom: Nice outfit Mr. Lumpkins. So once again, the giorno is saved, thanks to....
Song (Start at 0:31): link
The REAL Powerpuff Girls
Starring Catherine Cavadini as Blossom
Tara Strong as Bubbles
E.G. Daily as Buttercup
Tom Kenny as the narrator
Roger L. Jackson as Mojo Jojo
Jim Cummings as Fuzzy Lumpkins
The End
This has been a SeanTheHedgehog production from April 2, 2017
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see.
See if ya can read this---
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and te can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter da istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool!
Then why the HELL do they keep shouting 'bout "correcting-the-spellings"?!?
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and te can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter da istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool!
Then why the HELL do they keep shouting 'bout "correcting-the-spellings"?!?
No stretch marks, no worrying about your diet, te can get on every ride in carowinds, and other amusement parks
If te wanna gain a little weight all te have to do is stuff your face!! Burgers, fries, shakes...Everything!!!
No hating to try on clothes. No getting embarrassed when someone asks te what your size is o how much te weigh. No hating to look at yourself in the mirror
I mean when te think of women te think of Petite. Right??
I don't wanna offend someone, curbs are great! And all women are beautiful! But for me as an indivisual, it'd be easier to just be skinny lol
If te wanna gain a little weight all te have to do is stuff your face!! Burgers, fries, shakes...Everything!!!
No hating to try on clothes. No getting embarrassed when someone asks te what your size is o how much te weigh. No hating to look at yourself in the mirror
I mean when te think of women te think of Petite. Right??
I don't wanna offend someone, curbs are great! And all women are beautiful! But for me as an indivisual, it'd be easier to just be skinny lol
When te turn around, who is that behind you?
Bury your claws in the darkness and shred the night
The raindrops turn to drops of blood and trickle down your cheek
If te have no place to return to
Stop on this finger, on this finger of mine
Where the evening cicadas cry in the forbidden forest
te cannot turn back anymore
__________________________________________________
furimuita sono ushiro no sorewa dare
kurayami ni tsume wo tatete yoru wo hikisaita
amadare wa chi no shizuku to natte hoho wo tsutaiochiru
mou dekonimo kaeru basho ga nainara
kono yubi tomare watashi no yubi ni
sono yubi goto tsuretetteageru
higurashi ga naku akazu no mori de
atomodori wa mou dekinai
Bury your claws in the darkness and shred the night
The raindrops turn to drops of blood and trickle down your cheek
If te have no place to return to
Stop on this finger, on this finger of mine
Where the evening cicadas cry in the forbidden forest
te cannot turn back anymore
__________________________________________________
furimuita sono ushiro no sorewa dare
kurayami ni tsume wo tatete yoru wo hikisaita
amadare wa chi no shizuku to natte hoho wo tsutaiochiru
mou dekonimo kaeru basho ga nainara
kono yubi tomare watashi no yubi ni
sono yubi goto tsuretetteageru
higurashi ga naku akazu no mori de
atomodori wa mou dekinai
