random Article: Trick domande

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posted by Shelly_McShelly

Welcome to The Weakest Link.

Here is a very simple little test comprised of four domande to determine the level of your intellect. Your risposte must be spontaneous and immediate, with no deliberating o wasting time.

And NO CHEATING. On your mark, set....GO!!!

1: te are competing in a race, and overtake the runner in secondo place.
In which position are te now?

Answer:

If te answered that you're now coming first then you're completely wrong. te overtook the secondo runner and took their place, therefore you're coming second.

For the successivo domanda try not to be so dumb.

2 : If te overtake the last runner, what position are te now in?

Answer:

If te answered second-last, once again you're completely wrong. Think about it...How can te over take the person coming last? If you're behind them then they can't be last. The answer is impossible!!

It would appear that thinking is not one of your strong points. te would make a good door-stop!!! Anyway, here's another to try, don't take any notes o use a calculator, and remember your risposte must be instantaneous.

3 : Take 1000. Add 40. Add another 1000. Add 30. 1000 again. Plus 20. Plus 1000. And plus 10. What is the total ?

Answer:

5000??? Wrong again!!!!
The correct answer is 4100. Try again with a good calculator.
Today is clearly not your day!! Although te should manage to get the last domanda right...

4 : Marie's father has five daughters:

1. Chacha
2. Cheche
3. Chichi
4. Chocho
5. ????

Question: What is the fifth daughter's name?
Think quickly...you'll find the answer below...

Answer: Chuchu??? WRONG!!!!!
It's obviously Marie te ding-bat!!! Read the domanda properly!!!!!

te are clearly the weakest link....GOODBYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The BEST ways to start arguments online!

posted by Lucien_Lachance

It's best if te say your opinion

Xbox 360 o ps3? (Xbox)

Twilight o Harry Potter? (duh Harry Potter)

Is metal good music? (Of course it is!)

What do te think of Justin Beiber? o One Direction? or... um... The Jonas Brothers? (They all suck)

Nintendo o Sega? (Niiiinnteendooo)

Should gays have rights? (NEVER!)

Should cannabis be legalized? (No Doubt)

Should America have better gun control? (yes)

Should animali have rights? (yep)

Halo o COD? (Halo)

Is pokemon childish? (no)

Facebook o twitter? (Facebook)

AND NOW THE ULTIMATE WAY TO START ARGUMENTS ONLINE:

stella, star wars o trek which is better? (STAR WARS!)

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The Flying Dutchman

posted by Nein-Nein

The Flying Dutchman is a legendary ghost ship that can never make port, doomed to sail the oceans forever. It probably originates from 17th-century nautical folklore. The oldest extant version dates to the late 18th century.
Sightings in the 19th and 20th centuries reported the ship to be glowing with ghostly light. If hailed da another ship, the crew of the Flying Dutchman will try to send messages to land, o to people long dead. In ocean lore, the sight of this phantom ship is a portent of doom
The ship was sailing around the Cape of Good Hope (the southern tip of Africa) when it encountered...

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GLOOMY SUNDAY-THE SUICIDE SONG

posted by Nein-Nein

Reszo Seress, who wrote Gloomy Sunday

In December, 1932, a down and out Hungarian named Reszo Seress was trying to make a living as a songwriter in Paris, but kept failing miserably. All of his compositions failed to impress the Musica publishers of France, but Seress carried on chasing his dream nevertheless. He was determined to become an internationally famous songwriter. His girlfriend had constant rows with him over the insecurity of his ambitious life. She urged him to get a full-time 9 to 5 job, but Seress was uncompromising. He told her he was to be a songwriter o a hobo, and that was that.

One afternoon, things finally...

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My fuckin Little pony

posted by fanizzle

My fuckin Little pony be a funky-ass brand of plastic ponies produced since 1983 da tha toy manufacturer Hasbro. Marketed primarily ta hoes, tha ponies feature colorful bodies n' manes n' a unique symbol on one and both sidez of they flanks, referred ta up in tha two most recente generations as "cutie marks". My fuckin lil pony was again revamped up in tha mid-2000z wit freshly smoked up n' mo' modern looks ta appeal ta a whole freshly smoked up market.
Followin tha original gangsta My fuckin Pretty pony toy, introduced up in 1981, My fuckin Little pony was launched up in 1983 n' tha line became ghettofab durin tha 1980s. Da original gangsta toy line ran from 1983 ta 1995 (1992 up in tha US), n' inspired animated specials, a animated feature length film n' three animated televizzle series.
Da toy line had a lata release up in Japan, da Takara up in tha '80s durin Generation 1, n' da Takara Tomy up in 2006 fo' a period of time.

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Some stuff about girls...who are tomboys o skaters

posted by Willow_WI

Ok I noticed a lot of articoli about things guys should know about girls. Well half that stuff would make tomboys/skaters like me punch, punzone themselves. Well here's some random useful stuff
1) do not ever call us "cute" names in front of our friends. Like calling us babe o something is ok, but think about what we can't call te da your friends.

2) if we're your best Friends and te go out with a hyper girly girl, we only pretend to be happy for you.

3) if te go out with another tomboy o skater o emo, there's a good chance we are happy for you, but we secretly want te più than te know.

4) we don't...

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Agony - From Scary Childrin Series

posted by Irk_Invader_Eve

AGONY
I am here. I am everywhere
Every place you've been I have waited
Every face you've seen I have worn
I have not one name but thousands
I come on the wings of an epidemic
Of a massacre
A lone scream in the night
Announced da the distant thunder of a war
or the bleat of the slaughtered calf
I visit the dying in their burning skin
Devour the bodies of the sick
I crush the hearts of the hopeful as I dance on the backs of the weak
Your greatest fears are my delight
With your cries te invite me in
I am the betrayal te could not have seen
The killer te thought te knew
One giorno I will be your mother o your...

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Read some very funny answering machine messages

posted by australia-101

These are supposedly actual answering machine announcements.

1. My wife and I can't come to the phone right now, but if you'll leave your name and number, we'll get back to te as soon as we're finished.

2. A is for academics, B is for beer. One of those reasons is why we're not here. So, leave a message.

3. Hi. This is John: If te are the phone company, I already sent the money. If te are my parents, please send money. If te are my financial aid institution, te didn't lend me enough money. If te are my friends, te owe me money. If te are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of money.

4....

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My Fave, random Sayings and Citazioni :)*

posted by AngelFaceBarbie

This is my superiore, in alto 14 fave sayings and Citazioni :) Enjoy xx

14. te got to swim out of your comfort zone to catch the wave thats going to change your life -Unknown
13.Sometimes your knight in shining armour, is just an idiot wrapped in tin foil -Unknown
12."God heals and the doctors takes the fee" -Unknown
11.Ever notice that "what the hell" is always the right decision -Marilyn Monroe
10.Remember the days when mora, blackberry and mela, apple where just frutta -Unknown
9.When guys get jealous, its kinda cute. When girls get jealous, World War 3 is about to start -Unknown
8.You know youre in Amore when te cant fall...

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Here's my version of a Sad DBZ story,only with me,my boyfriend,and friends.*Sad One!*

posted by Android_21

Snowfall_______________________________________________________
People Key
Apolla=Goku Gaden=Vegeta Kelvin=Piccolo Leonzio=Yamcha Pablo=Dende Yajira=Bulma
_______________________________________________________________
~~ =Memories
The snow, it glittered like delicate diamonds against the night sky. The ocean, it roared like an ever persistent beast unable to rest, crashing in waves upon waves against the rock. And the sky, oh the sky. It was grey with its predominant clouds rolling and turning, ever in their turmoil. But yet, the snow, it continued to fall and it remained pure and fragile.

"Apolla."...

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30 ways to annoy your teacher.

posted by LizzyTheCat

1.Hum loudly in class and when he/she tells 'the person who is humming' to keep quiet-stop but then carry on two minuti later.

2.Tap your foot loudly when he/she is grading tests.

3.While he/she is busy explaining something, have a huge coughing fit (make sure it's loud) and don't let her finish a sentence.

4.Push your chair in and pull it out, non-stop.

5.Sigh loudly while he/she is explaining something and look longingly at a clock (or your watch if te are wearing one) and then look out the window and sigh again.

6.Pretend to be asleep during a lesson and when te get woken up, scream loudly...

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Add a word!!!

posted by dizzydiscgirl

Hi peeps, I just had an idea so I made a spur of the moment article!!!
So, what you've gotta do is write a single word in the commento box (make sure it's relevant to the one above it!) and eventually it will make a story!!!
E.g:
There
Once
Was
A
Carrot
Called
Bill!

Get it? Ok, the starting word is...
Who

Ghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghhghg

Just filling up spazio so the articolo will ACTUALLY POST HOW LONG DOES THIS THING HAVE TO BE?!?!?
.."........."....."...."........

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If Computer Error Messages were Haikus...

posted by joe-kerr

ciao everyone, I just joined.

I stumbled upon this while surfing the net. I'm posting the ones I thought were the funniest. (I'm not the autore of any, of course, and I don't know whom to credit.) Hope te like it.

Three things are certain:
Death, taxes, and Lost data.
Guess which has occurred.

Everything is gone;
Your life's work has been destroyed.
Squeeze trigger (yes/no)?

The code was willing,
It considered your request,
But the chips were weak.

Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.

Errors have occurred.
We won't tell te where o why.
Lazy...

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Emily Horror story

posted by hetaliaitaly

One giorno there was a little girl called Emily She had a toy doll the doll seemed so normal but with one exception it was missing a finger one night before Emily went to letto she sat the doll above the fireplace and went to bed.

Emily was fast asleep but then "Emily im in the lounge room coming to get you" Emily thought she was dreaming so she ignored it but then "Emily im on the staircase coming to get you" Emily hid under the covers,

Everything was quiet but then "Emily im in the hall way coming to get you" Each time the voice spoke it got louder Emily was very scared and then "Emily im at your...

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random Facts

posted by SymmaGirl2

Coffee can reduce the risk of skin cancer.
Ancient Rome is now a micronation
No matter what your language teacher tells you, short sentences are important in Scrivere and are not mistakes o bad.
Sealand now has eight official citizens
Ice cream is Italian food
Fortune biscotti, cookie are Japanese, not Chinese
Hatsune Miku was NOT the first Vocaloid, Leon and Lola were
Thunder is a natural sonic boom
The speed of sound is 330 miles per second
Infrared light was first used in WWII
Schrödinger's Cat is a physics paradox
Weak force is a billion trillion trillion times stronger than gravity
People are actually obsessed...

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Citazioni da Great Peoples!!!!

posted by littleangel0520

1)
'It is an unfortunate fact that we can secure peace only da preparing for war'
- John f. Kennedy
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2)
'Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety - nine percent perspiration'
- Thomas Edison
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3)
'Impossible is a word only to be found in the dictionary of fools'
- Napolean Bonaparte
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4)
'The child is father of man'
- William Wordsworth
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5)
The government of people, da the people, for the people shall...

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50 Ways for a Harry Potter fan to annoy a Twilight fan

posted by twilightlover73

1. When a twilight fan says 'twilight rocks' say 'rocks made of twilight?'
2. Go up to a twilight fan, scream 'Bella! Bella! BELLA!!!! YOU'RE AWESOME!!!!' when they say 'I know right!' say 'Oh no I meant Bellatrix'
3. Ask them all domande about twilight that te can think of. When they ask why say 'I'm doing a book segnala on the most boring libri of the world'
4. Get all the boys and twilight haters (better for them to be Harry Potter fans) to start saying 'Edward, Edwardo, Eddibear, sparkle sparkle'
5. Say that te hate Stephanie Meyer, she's a horrible autore and her libri make want to poke...

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5 Girls I Wish I Looked Like.

posted by energizerbunny

5. Avril Lavigne

Not a fan but she's so skinny!! I've never been skinny in my whole life and will never be.

4. Sophia Bush

She's pretty. She has boobs & a butt, but is not big.

3. Kaya Scodelario

Again with the skinniness. I don't think skinny is all there is, but for someone like me who's never been skinny, it's seems nice! She also has a unique face and her eyes are gorgeous!

2. Katie Cassidy

This girl is just so GORGEOUS!! And looks so classy when she dresses up.

1. Megan Fox

Not a fan but she has to be the DEFINITION of PERFECT! PERFECT face, PERFECT body, just PERFECT!!

Some people are just lucky I guess. <33

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10 things that make u go crazy

posted by ssook78

1.eat like 10 candys o something
2.chew lots of sugar gum
3.eat a bowl of sugar
4.listen to a song that makes u crazy
5.eat some ice cream
6.think of something crazy u want to do
7.just do nothing then if u cant take it it well make u crazy
8.go outside then do a game of base ball o swiming water and when u lose makes u go crazy
9.if ur mom tells u what to do and u dont want to do it it well make u go crazy
and finally
10.listen to a jb song then it well make u go crazy cuz u kinda hate him
LOL!

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31 Ways To Motivate Yourself

posted by ilovetowrite

How do te find motivation to exercise when te just don’t feel like getting off your butt? I ask myself this domanda every now and then, and I have the feeling I’m not the only one.

A few weeks ago, I wrote 4 Simple Steps to Start the Exercise Habit… and the fourth and final step was to add motivation as needed until the habit sticks. This post is to help te with that fourth step.

There are a million ways to motivate yourself to exercise, actually, but these are a few that have worked for me. And trust me, I’ve had days when I’ve struggled with exercise. Most recently, the things...

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10 ways to annoy your teachers

posted by jbiebs4evajb17

1... ask Ur teacher if u can sharpen your pen(and mostra your pen to them)
2... when taking attendance say here for every one.
3... when taking attendance.. tell the teacher that they detto your name wrong and say ur name different every time.
4.. raise your hand to ask a domanda and say some thing random like.. i like cheese... o carrots are pink... o say something obvious,,etc,,
5... raise your hand when the teacher calls Ur name say what then they say u had Ur hand up and u say no i didn't..
6... ask your teacher if u can have a bath room pass when they give it to u say never mind im all better...