random Article: Trick domande

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posted by Shelly_McShelly

Welcome to The Weakest Link.

Here is a very simple little test comprised of four domande to determine the level of your intellect. Your risposte must be spontaneous and immediate, with no deliberating o wasting time.

And NO CHEATING. On your mark, set....GO!!!

1: te are competing in a race, and overtake the runner in secondo place.
In which position are te now?

Answer:

If te answered that you're now coming first then you're completely wrong. te overtook the secondo runner and took their place, therefore you're coming second.

For the successivo domanda try not to be so dumb.

2 : If te overtake the last runner, what position are te now in?

Answer:

If te answered second-last, once again you're completely wrong. Think about it...How can te over take the person coming last? If you're behind them then they can't be last. The answer is impossible!!

It would appear that thinking is not one of your strong points. te would make a good door-stop!!! Anyway, here's another to try, don't take any notes o use a calculator, and remember your risposte must be instantaneous.

3 : Take 1000. Add 40. Add another 1000. Add 30. 1000 again. Plus 20. Plus 1000. And plus 10. What is the total ?

Answer:

5000??? Wrong again!!!!
The correct answer is 4100. Try again with a good calculator.
Today is clearly not your day!! Although te should manage to get the last domanda right...

4 : Marie's father has five daughters:

1. Chacha
2. Cheche
3. Chichi
4. Chocho
5. ????

Question: What is the fifth daughter's name?
Think quickly...you'll find the answer below...

Answer: Chuchu??? WRONG!!!!!
It's obviously Marie te ding-bat!!! Read the domanda properly!!!!!

te are clearly the weakest link....GOODBYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Funny Citazioni

posted by Shelly_McShelly

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere ?
‘Hold my purse.’

Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don’t generate a lot of interest.

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.

If God wanted us to fly, He would have dato us tickets.

Girls are like phones. We Amore to be held, talked too but if te press the wrong button you’ll be disconnected!

I’m very Ribelle - The Brave generally, he went on in a low voice: “Only today I happen...

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God hates me

posted by Lola90210

GOD HATES ME

Chapter 1

        God Hates Me.
-ate some fries.
-Went to bed.

Chapter 2

        I am in a better mood today because I did my prayers and God spoke to me and he promised to put me in a group with my friends.
God Loves Me.

Chapter 3

        God must die! He is being so unreasonable!!! I asked him to put me in a group with my Friends but does he listen??! No! God is a bitch!
-I'm an emo from now on
-Went to bed

Chapter 4

        God...

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Abortion

posted by prettystar

Hi Mommy!
I am only 3/4 of an inch long,
But I have all my organs.
I Amore the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it,
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your cuore beat
Is my preferito lullaby.

Month Two.

Mommy,
Today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If te could see me
You could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three.

You know what Mommy,
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes te happy.
I always want te to be happy.
I don't like it when te cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too,
And I cry with te even though
You can't hear...

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MonaVie, This is NOT a wine!

posted by rolie1

Supports your body’s antioxidant and nutritional needs.

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MonaVie™ features a delicious blend of the Brazilian açai berry—one of nature's superiore, in alto superfoods—and 18 other body-beneficial fruits. This Balance-Variety-Moderation approach to nutrition delivers powerful antioxidants and phytonutrients to help fight free radicals and maintain your body's complessivamente, generale health.

The Premier Açai Blend™
MonaVie's delicious blend of body-beneficial fruits is designed to nourish your body with powerful antioxidants and...

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Ways to Annoy Your Professor

posted by BellaCullen96

Bring a small cactus to class with you. Raise your hand, and when you're called on, say that the cactus has a question. Turn and look at the cactus, as if you're waiting for it to say something. After a few moments, shrug, and wait for your professor to sposta on. Do this once a day, and become increasingly irritated with the cactus every time, sighing heavily and giving it evil looks when it fails to "speak." When te leave the room after class, start yelling at the cactus, "I can't believe te embarrassed me AGAIN...."
Bring a vacuum to class. Halfway through class, stand up and start using...

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random Jokes

posted by BellaSwan636

I NOT HAS A PMS!!!!! - k.

-Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says to the other,"Jeez, it's hot in here!" The other one goes,"Aaah!!! Talking muffin!"

-A blonde is driving in her car, past all these fields. Suddenly, she sees a sunflower field with a broken down barca in the middle, and another blonde is sitting in it, rowing and rowing. The blonde in the car stops, gets out and screams at the other blonde,"It's blondes like you that make blondes like us look bad! I swear, if I could swim, I'd come over there and slap you!"

-A blonde and a brunette are on a road trip. The brunette is driving, and she thinks her indicator...

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The Naughty Builders

posted by Little_Cullen

O.K, so the other giorno we were handed this picture and told to write a poem. Well, te know me. This is what I came up with.

Giggle Giggle went the lad’s,
For they were doing something bad,
What they were holding in their hands,
Oh, it was not the building plans!

Leaders of the building team,
Oh - so - sensible they seemed,
But what nobody else did see,
Was making them chuckle with glee!

One of them looked over his shoulder,
One of the men, the picture holder,
Just to make absolutely sure,
No one thought them immature.

When he saw the coast was clear,
Once più at the picture did he peer,
And I’m sure da now you’re aware,
Exactly what that man saw there!

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there's something fishy about this...

posted by cheeeese

okay, so people, my friend Megan and I are making a SECRET club that anyone can join!!! Though it's not a secret any more... Yeah, the SECRET club is called F.S. which stands for Fishy Stuff. And we made a spot on fanpop for F.S. soo te can join. Here is the club's rules:

1. Rules are made for breaking
2. Fishy stuff is not a club for people who want to discuis eating fishies
3. In order to unisciti F.S. te must eat at least 100,000 muffins.
4. Ignore theses rules
5. Break every rule appart from this one.
6. tè is like soup
7. Don't drink the laptop
8. EVERYTHING is yellow
9. this rule does not exist,...

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10 ways to ennoy an older sister

posted by TDIlover226

1# wait till there talking on the phone and say "your talking to that hooker again arn't you, I know she has problems but theres no need to go all phycaitrist on her.

2# stand successivo to her and go "toast?" and wait like your waiting for an answer, then go "hello, arn't te even gonna answer?" wait till they say what? then go "well, te need an aointment to go to that hair stylist", then wait again for them to say something else and go "YOU NEVER RESPECTED ME!" and run out of the room.

3# (this ones for boys) wait until your sister is talking with Friends then run up and sit between them and go...

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10 things NOT to do in a horror movie

posted by gabriellel93

So there has been a lot of new horror Film coming out and a lot of people doing dumb stuff in that movie.

So I'm gonna help te survive. you're welcome.

1. Don't take a trip to a secluded area.
-You could go to Vegas, New York, Paris so why the hell go into a damn desert.

2.Don't invite your boyfriend and the local village slut on the same trip. And don't get mad when they have sex.
-You knew she was a slut so don't get mad when it goes down

3.Don't run out of your hiding spot if the killer can't see you.
-He can't see you! He doesn't know where te are! Stay there and shut the hell up.

4.Don't...

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laminin protein

posted by jeannette27

laminin protein cell

Now tell me that our God is not the coolest!!!
Amazing.
The glue that holds us together....ALL of us....is in the shape of the cross.
Immediately Colossians 1:15-17 comes to mind.
"He is the image of the invisible God, the firstborn over all creation.
For da him all things were created; things in heaven and on earth , visible and invisible,
whether thrones o powers o rulers o authorities;
all things were created da him and for him.
He is before all things,
and in him all things HOLD TOGETHER. "
Colossians 1:15-17

laminin protein cell

laminin cell

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Rise of the Guardian - Easter Bunny / Bunnymund

added by 3xZ

MLP Fanart Discord and Iago Almost Stone

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Notable benefits of Word finder that maybe te don’t know

posted by alicejenny

Developing word recognition is the main and outstanding benefit of link. Specifically, whenever te need to cerca for a word in a huge number of words o in case te face troubles with the arrangement of letters, Word finder will be the best solution. So, what Word finder can help you?
- Learning context clues
- Expanding vocabulary and supplementing education resources
- Completing word searches
Do te know any other advantages of word finder? Please let me know!

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Tajū & The Kitsune Prism (Chapter 2)

posted by ShadowFan100

Chapter 2: Spirit Of The Fox, Part 2: Into The Forest

After the light had vanished from the school, it then reappeared in a forest-similar to the one Taju had been dreaming about. secondi after appearing, the light formed into the shape of Taju and the fox--indicating that they had still been inside as it disappeared from the school. The light that surrounded them finally faded, and Taju wanted some risposte out of

"Alright, fox, te know where I live, and where I go to school--what's this all about? What do te want from me?" he asked the fox.

It took him a secondo to remember that the volpe couldn't...

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P.E.C podcast

posted by podcastlover123

Please listen to P.E.C podcast fanpop fan it’s a great podcast! I would rate it 5/5 stars ⭐️ because the trailer seams great but they detto they will start posting episodes on Friday. So please listen to it. So get off your libri and get out your screens and type “P.E.C podcast” and it will change te for life the podcast is run da Olivia and Hattie who are loads of 🤩 FUN. So please once te have listen 🎧 to the podcast leave a commento and say podcast like 👍🏻 o podcast dislike 👎🏻. Bye for now

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superiore, in alto TEN SLASHER VILLAINS; worst to best..

posted by Canada24

10; JASON VOORHEES;

I know it might seem like me just being a Freddy fan, especially as Krueger is number one. But I have to be entirely honest. I always found Friday the 13th kinda overrated. It's not till the films started becoming self parody's when Jason became a zombie that they started getting fun. The rest of them are just più 80's slashers with annoying characters that we just want to see Jason kill. But that's just me. I know people enjoy these films. The fact he's on the lista at all is still a compliment. And honestly he was way più terrifying in that remake film..

9; CHUCKY;...

How to turn strangers into soulmates

posted by blossomyumyum

Have te looked at someone and just thought,
“We don’t know each other’s names. We have so much in common, so close yet so far.”

Everyone always dreams of having a song sang to them, every guy needs to have their sing sang back.
Here are some ways that te can find your soulmate:

First, realize that Amore is love. That whatever comes will come naturally.
Kiss slowly and gently, because gay only means happy.

Listen to each other’s input. Give time to mostrare interest.

Let each other sing.
Music is often your best way to express feeling and emotion.
Realize too that sometimes lyrics are the best...

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NikPiks - Freddy Got Fingered: The Point of Being Pointless

posted by windwakerguy430

Wow, what is this now? Now I know what we’re all thinking. Is this supposed to be an in-season April Fools joke? Is this like an epic prank gone wrong gone sexual? This can’t truly be, Nik. You’re not really going to tell us about the actual intelligence of this film. No…. I’m dead serious. This is a review of the film, a review that actually talks about Freddy Got Fingered… But positively. Yes. Really. So this film has been considered not just one of the worst films of the decade, not just one of the worst comedies ever, but it’s also been considered one of the worst Film of...

CAN te DIG IT!? - The Warriors PS2 Review

posted by windwakerguy430

Finally, a full review of a licensed game here on these reviews. I already did a quick look at the Simpsons: Hit and Run game, but that was only a little mini review in a series of mini reviews. This time, we got ourselves a full licensed game. And probably one of the most obscure and best on the PS2. So The Warriors movie from 1979 is one of my preferito Film ever. It was a short, fun thriller about a small strada, via gang being framed for the murder of a big crime lord and now must make it through the streets of New York back to their turf alive. It had thrills, chills, spills, and was just...