Alice POV
I got out of the car looking dreadful as ever. My ex-boyfriend, Jake yelled something out at me but I didn’t pay him any attention. When I used to data him, we were the perfect couple, until last anno after I caught him cheating on me with Ashley, the head cheerleader. I hate her for that. I sat down my English class successivo to Stinky Steve. Of course this is my seat, where else would Ms. Mills put me.
“Alright class, today were going to be Scrivere to pen pals from Londra England.” Ms. Mills
What the hek is this? Didn’t we do this in like 4th grade?
“Today te are going to be Scrivere about te and what te like.”Ms. Mills said,
” Alice your pen pal is Charlie Patterson”
Charlie's POV
I got out of the car looking dreadful as ever. My ex-girlfriend, Courtney was whispering something to her friends, while looking at me. I looked at her and shook my head. Dating her was hell. I think she was just another girl, who wanted my parents money. I just think I deserve more. I sat down successivo to Wheezing Walter. Walter was not pleasant to sit by. He was always staring at me, smiling, breathing hard.
“Alright class, today were going to be Scrivere to pen pals from Forks Washington in the United States.” Mr. Benton said.
I could not believe my ears. I swore that was like 4th grade stuff.
“Today te are going to be Scrivere about te and what te like.”
“Charlie your pen pal is Alice Green”
I got out of the car looking dreadful as ever. My ex-boyfriend, Jake yelled something out at me but I didn’t pay him any attention. When I used to data him, we were the perfect couple, until last anno after I caught him cheating on me with Ashley, the head cheerleader. I hate her for that. I sat down my English class successivo to Stinky Steve. Of course this is my seat, where else would Ms. Mills put me.
“Alright class, today were going to be Scrivere to pen pals from Londra England.” Ms. Mills
What the hek is this? Didn’t we do this in like 4th grade?
“Today te are going to be Scrivere about te and what te like.”Ms. Mills said,
” Alice your pen pal is Charlie Patterson”
Charlie's POV
I got out of the car looking dreadful as ever. My ex-girlfriend, Courtney was whispering something to her friends, while looking at me. I looked at her and shook my head. Dating her was hell. I think she was just another girl, who wanted my parents money. I just think I deserve more. I sat down successivo to Wheezing Walter. Walter was not pleasant to sit by. He was always staring at me, smiling, breathing hard.
“Alright class, today were going to be Scrivere to pen pals from Forks Washington in the United States.” Mr. Benton said.
I could not believe my ears. I swore that was like 4th grade stuff.
“Today te are going to be Scrivere about te and what te like.”
“Charlie your pen pal is Alice Green”
1. Cause it felt like it.
2. mayb it wanted 2. EVR THINK OF THAT!!!!!????
3. It wanted 2 make chiken soup
4. it wanted some chiken soup.
5. it needed 2 get to the other side
6. it saw Justin Bieber (all chickens r fan of him u no)
7. on the other side of the road was a KFC
8. the ppl on his side kept asken Y did the chicken attraversare, croce the road
9. he had reasons 2
10. he was lost
11. he wanted to make this joke
12. he wanted 2 bcome famous with this joke.
P.S. i coodnt member the rest of the original joke!lol
2. mayb it wanted 2. EVR THINK OF THAT!!!!!????
3. It wanted 2 make chiken soup
4. it wanted some chiken soup.
5. it needed 2 get to the other side
6. it saw Justin Bieber (all chickens r fan of him u no)
7. on the other side of the road was a KFC
8. the ppl on his side kept asken Y did the chicken attraversare, croce the road
9. he had reasons 2
10. he was lost
11. he wanted to make this joke
12. he wanted 2 bcome famous with this joke.
P.S. i coodnt member the rest of the original joke!lol
Bill, Jim, and Scott were at a convention together and were sharing a large suite on the superiore, in alto of a 75 story sky scraper. After a long giorno of meetings they were shocked to hear that the elevators in their hotel were broken and they would have to climb 75 flights of stairs to get to their room. Bill detto to Jim and Scott, let's break the monotony of this unpleasant task da concentrating on something interesting. I'll tell jokes for 25 flights, and Jim can sing songs for 25 flights, and Scott can tell sad stories the rest of the way. At the 26th floor Bill stopped telling jokes and Jim began to sing. At the 51st floor Jim stopped Canto and Scott began to tell sad stories. "I will tell my saddest story first," he said. "I left the room key in the car!"
Almost every week, BBC publishes 10 things we learn every week. Here are the facts from this week.
1. iPhones are not yet sold in China.
2. Margaret Thatcher suffered one Parliamentary defeat as Prime Minister - on Sunday trading laws.
3. English holidaymakers drink an average of eight alcoholic drinks a day.
4. The UK population grew in più 2008 than at any time since 1962.
5. Meanwhile, Germany's population is shrinking.
6. West Ham's stadium is really called the Boleyn Ground, not Upton Park.
7. The smell of cut erba makes people happy.
8. A pint glass lasts an average of only three months.
9. An Englishman sailed to the "New World" only two years after the first European is thought to have landed in Newfoundland.
10. Men in China cannot marry until they are 22.
Hopefully there will be più successivo week.
1. iPhones are not yet sold in China.
2. Margaret Thatcher suffered one Parliamentary defeat as Prime Minister - on Sunday trading laws.
3. English holidaymakers drink an average of eight alcoholic drinks a day.
4. The UK population grew in più 2008 than at any time since 1962.
5. Meanwhile, Germany's population is shrinking.
6. West Ham's stadium is really called the Boleyn Ground, not Upton Park.
7. The smell of cut erba makes people happy.
8. A pint glass lasts an average of only three months.
9. An Englishman sailed to the "New World" only two years after the first European is thought to have landed in Newfoundland.
10. Men in China cannot marry until they are 22.
Hopefully there will be più successivo week.
