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posted by Shelly_McShelly
Bill, Jim, and Scott were at a convention together and were sharing a large suite on the superiore, in alto of a 75 story sky scraper. After a long giorno of meetings they were shocked to hear that the elevators in their hotel were broken and they would have to climb 75 flights of stairs to get to their room. Bill detto to Jim and Scott, let's break the monotony of this unpleasant task da concentrating on something interesting. I'll tell jokes for 25 flights, and Jim can sing songs for 25 flights, and Scott can tell sad stories the rest of the way. At the 26th floor Bill stopped telling jokes and Jim began to sing. At the 51st floor Jim stopped Canto and Scott began to tell sad stories. "I will tell my saddest story first," he said. "I left the room key in the car!"
posted by smileypop9
Found this on www.funny.com. I find a lot of things there that I post...


A manager at Wal-Mart had the task of hiring someone to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four people who were equally qualified. He decided to call the four in and ask them only one question. Their answer would determine which of them would get the job.
The giorno came and as the four sat around the conference room table, the interviewer asked, 'What is the fastest thing te know of?'
The first man replied, 'A THOUGHT.' It just pops into your head. There's no warning.
'That's very good!' replied...
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1.His cell phone number (picture this te are on a data with him and she calls to ask wat time will she be home)

2.His parents-(If your mom knows his parents then be prepared to see sum embarrasing pics,of yuor boyfriend)

3. If he is a virgin!! (ppicture this your up in your room with him and she pops in when yall r about to baciare and she freaks out)

4.His ex-girlfriends (if your mom knows ur boyfriend's ex girlfriends then be prepared to hear what did, tthis girl havetht my daughter didnt)

5.What his style is (your out with ur bf and mom and te turn the corner and she yells OH LOOK A THOOSE SEXY...
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I bet I know what some of te are thinking, "OMG! How can someone hate their family? That's horrible, what a brat o what a b***h!"

Well, here's why :)

My mother is extremely controlling and b****es all the damn time and criticizes every little thing I do five times a freaking day! For example, I leave the door open for two minuti when I'm only getting something and going out again, and she hollers at me about how I'm wasting heat and how she's going to take my ipod o laptop for a week if I left it open again. o when I do all of the chores she expects me to do and I do them how she'd see...
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posted by BellaCullen96
Play with your food; to add effect, act like it's a special performance for the people at the successivo table.
Turn around every thirty-seven secondi to the people at the successivo tavolo and ask them if your sede, sedile is too close, if you're talking too loud, etc.
Whenever te see someone getting up and leaving, bolt to their tavolo and take the tip before the wait-person returns.
Eat REALLY loud; make disgusting noises; slurp EVERY time te take a sip of your drink.
Constantly re-adjust the positions of absolutely EVERYTHING at your table; seats, silverware, dishes, the tavolo itself; and make sure to make...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are Friends live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Something seems wrong here.
Master Sword: Why?
Tom: When we appeared, the audience was cheering, clapping, and whistling. However, I did not hear any laughter!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Thank you. The more, the merrier.
Master Sword: Who wants to hear about today's crossover parody?
Tom: Obviously, everpony. Otherwise, they wouldn't be...
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The titolo says it all, really. So I just want to start this all off da apologizing to like..... The three of te that probably were Leggere this. Cultober II was something I had planned since last year. I reviewed 31 horror Film last anno and really wanted to do the same this year. However, I don't have the same free time I did a anno ago. With work and other projects being in the way, as well as playing indie games for In-Indie, I have no time to review 31 films. I had hoped that limiting it to 16 would help... and then I limited it to 10. And even then it wasn't going to do any good. So...
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