There were 3 men and they all died in a car crash and went to hell. When they got there the devil asked them all in turn a question.
To he first he detto "what was your biggest sin on earth?" and the man replied "Oh man I just Amore alchol and being drunk man" so the devil showed the man to a room full of alchol of every type and descrizione and he put the man inside and detto "see te in 100 years" and locked the door.
To the secondo man he asked the same domanda and the man replied "oh man I just Amore to have sex with the ladies, I was really unfaithful to my wife man". So the devil took the man and showed him to a room full of hundreds upon thousands of georgeous and beautiful naked women. The man ran inside and the devil detto "see te in 100 years" and locked the door.
The third man's answer to the domanda was "oh man I just Amore weed! Im high all the time man and I can't live without it!". The devil showed the man to a room packed with the most amazing grade-A bud you've ever seen, stacked to the roof! The man went inside and the devil locked the door after saying "see te in 100 years".
100 years later the devil came da to let the three men out. He opened the door to the first man's room and found the man collapsed on the ground, passed out with empty bottles laying around him and puke all over him. He was a mess.
The devil opened the 2nd man's door and the man came running out of the room and cried "IM GAY! IM GAY!". Finally the devil came to the third man's room and opened the door. Sitting in the middle of all the bud, in the exact same position the devil had left him in was the man. He looked up at the devil and with a single tear rolling down his cheek he asked ; "hey man, got a light?"
To he first he detto "what was your biggest sin on earth?" and the man replied "Oh man I just Amore alchol and being drunk man" so the devil showed the man to a room full of alchol of every type and descrizione and he put the man inside and detto "see te in 100 years" and locked the door.
To the secondo man he asked the same domanda and the man replied "oh man I just Amore to have sex with the ladies, I was really unfaithful to my wife man". So the devil took the man and showed him to a room full of hundreds upon thousands of georgeous and beautiful naked women. The man ran inside and the devil detto "see te in 100 years" and locked the door.
The third man's answer to the domanda was "oh man I just Amore weed! Im high all the time man and I can't live without it!". The devil showed the man to a room packed with the most amazing grade-A bud you've ever seen, stacked to the roof! The man went inside and the devil locked the door after saying "see te in 100 years".
100 years later the devil came da to let the three men out. He opened the door to the first man's room and found the man collapsed on the ground, passed out with empty bottles laying around him and puke all over him. He was a mess.
The devil opened the 2nd man's door and the man came running out of the room and cried "IM GAY! IM GAY!". Finally the devil came to the third man's room and opened the door. Sitting in the middle of all the bud, in the exact same position the devil had left him in was the man. He looked up at the devil and with a single tear rolling down his cheek he asked ; "hey man, got a light?"
1.I am bisexual
2.I punch, punzone hard
3.I am a goth
4.i am emo
5.I always have my iPod in my ears
6.I cry a lot
7.I Amore emo,goth,and punk boys
8.If te want to be my boyfriend,you will have to understand that I also need a girlfriend
9.I am obsessed with many things
10.I am in Amore with Death
11.Death is in Amore with me
12.I Amore horror and gororr movies
13.I like tatoos and peircings
14.Don't call me whore,slut,or sex goddess,you will be punched
15.If te ask what I want for my birthday,just get me an iTunes card,a Hot Topic card o anything gothy,i am simple when it comes to gifts.
16.I spend way to much time on the computer
17.Straight A student
18.Straight Edge
19.I know te Amore me if te listen to my music,even if te hate it
20.I'm a loud screamer
21.I am a freak,misfit,strange,outcast
2.I punch, punzone hard
3.I am a goth
4.i am emo
5.I always have my iPod in my ears
6.I cry a lot
7.I Amore emo,goth,and punk boys
8.If te want to be my boyfriend,you will have to understand that I also need a girlfriend
9.I am obsessed with many things
10.I am in Amore with Death
11.Death is in Amore with me
12.I Amore horror and gororr movies
13.I like tatoos and peircings
14.Don't call me whore,slut,or sex goddess,you will be punched
15.If te ask what I want for my birthday,just get me an iTunes card,a Hot Topic card o anything gothy,i am simple when it comes to gifts.
16.I spend way to much time on the computer
17.Straight A student
18.Straight Edge
19.I know te Amore me if te listen to my music,even if te hate it
20.I'm a loud screamer
21.I am a freak,misfit,strange,outcast