Llamas R us
My brother got his school pictures in the mail today. That means that I’ll be getting mine soon, a fact that fills me with dread. te see, we had this really crappy picture service this year, and the woman who took my picture was the worst. My friend hates to smile in school pictures because she says that she looks weird. (she doesn’t.) so when she didn’t smile, the woman detto something funny (I don’t know what.) and when my friend laughed, she took the picture. THAT sucks. When my turn came around, she didn’t tell me when she was going to take the picture, so I was still getting ready. What really sucks? That was my EIGTH GRADE photo! That school picture is how future generations will remember me. I hate that lady.
Oh, I heard about this one 7/11 that was da a high school that didn’t want any teenagers hanging around it, (which is stupid because most of 7/11s customers are teens.) So they started playing classical Musica and NO teenagers showed up there. God I hope that the 7/11 da my house doesn’t do that. Not that I have anything against classical music, but I SO would prefer All American Rejects.
On the subject of music, currently my preferito song (It changes every week o so.) is ‘Telephone’ da Lady GaGa. It’s one of those songs that are amazing, but completely pointless. All throughout the song I wanted to shout: ‘JUST TURN OFF YOUR FREAKING PHONE.’ Frankly I thought that the Lady GaGa/Beyonce mix was amazing, and the song was beautiful.
Kk, signing out. :D
Paniponi Dash!
1.Grimace painfully,while smacking your forhead and say"Shut up all of you,just shut up!"
2.Crack open your ventiquattrore, sincronia file o purse,and while peering inside,ask"got enough air in there little guy?"
3.Meow occasionally.
4.Stare at another passenger for a while,then announce in horror,"You're one of THEM!!" then back away slowly and scream until they get out of the elevator.
5.Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
6.Make explosion noises whenever someone preses a button.
7.Drop a pen,then wait until someone picks it up and scream"THATS MINE.
8.Bring your camera and take pictures of everyone on the elevator.
9.When the doors close,say to the person successivo to you"Its OK.They open up again"then give them reassuring hug.
10.Swat at flies that don't exist.
2.Crack open your ventiquattrore, sincronia file o purse,and while peering inside,ask"got enough air in there little guy?"
3.Meow occasionally.
4.Stare at another passenger for a while,then announce in horror,"You're one of THEM!!" then back away slowly and scream until they get out of the elevator.
5.Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
6.Make explosion noises whenever someone preses a button.
7.Drop a pen,then wait until someone picks it up and scream"THATS MINE.
8.Bring your camera and take pictures of everyone on the elevator.
9.When the doors close,say to the person successivo to you"Its OK.They open up again"then give them reassuring hug.
10.Swat at flies that don't exist.
