Reasons why being a guy is so much easier than being a girl.
1.First off te aren't sick once a month.
2.You can't get pregnant so te aren't the one stressed on birth control , te do it and that's it.
3.You don't have to spend hours picking an outfit.
4.You don't have to spend hours putting your make up on.
5.You don't have to spend hours making your hair to stay decent.
6.You get ready to go out in just 30 minuti tops.
7.You pee standing.
8.Your parents don't tell te at what ora to be home when te in high-school.
9.You can sleep every night somewhere else than home as a teenager cause your parents will let you.
10.The chances of being raped are way lower.
11.If te get drunk te are not seen as if te did something horrible.
12.You can have one night stands and not be considered a whore.
13.You don't fall desperately in Amore over someone and it doesn't obsess you.
14.You don't often cry...even at silly movies.
15.You have true Friends , not bitches who gossip at your back.
16.There are less chances to be approached da a stranger on strada, via wanting your money o anything else.
17.You don't have yo shave your legs/arms(optional to girls tho)/underarms and other parts.
18.As a guy te can just go and talk with a girl at a bar , as a girl in some places te can be considered a prostitute.
19.They have traditionally been the controlling sex, and remnants of this still exist in the workplace and other areas, making it somewhat advantageous to be male (I know prejudice and differences are theoretically gone... but open your eyes).
20.You don't worry about your appearance.(boobs,if te are fat o not,legs,ass and all that)
21.You aren't constantly pressured for sex.
22.You are tougher.
1.First off te aren't sick once a month.
2.You can't get pregnant so te aren't the one stressed on birth control , te do it and that's it.
3.You don't have to spend hours picking an outfit.
4.You don't have to spend hours putting your make up on.
5.You don't have to spend hours making your hair to stay decent.
6.You get ready to go out in just 30 minuti tops.
7.You pee standing.
8.Your parents don't tell te at what ora to be home when te in high-school.
9.You can sleep every night somewhere else than home as a teenager cause your parents will let you.
10.The chances of being raped are way lower.
11.If te get drunk te are not seen as if te did something horrible.
12.You can have one night stands and not be considered a whore.
13.You don't fall desperately in Amore over someone and it doesn't obsess you.
14.You don't often cry...even at silly movies.
15.You have true Friends , not bitches who gossip at your back.
16.There are less chances to be approached da a stranger on strada, via wanting your money o anything else.
17.You don't have yo shave your legs/arms(optional to girls tho)/underarms and other parts.
18.As a guy te can just go and talk with a girl at a bar , as a girl in some places te can be considered a prostitute.
19.They have traditionally been the controlling sex, and remnants of this still exist in the workplace and other areas, making it somewhat advantageous to be male (I know prejudice and differences are theoretically gone... but open your eyes).
20.You don't worry about your appearance.(boobs,if te are fat o not,legs,ass and all that)
21.You aren't constantly pressured for sex.
22.You are tougher.
This is a My Little pony fan fiction. If te don't like talking cavalli that come in different colors, please run for your life.
At a classic car mostra in Baltimare, a lot of ponies were enjoying theirselves. A song was playing
Song: link
Blazin' Blue: *Sitting da his car*
Saten Twist: *Sitting da his car, and a sign*
Filly: *Reading sign* Vote for my car to win, o te will be killed da a chain saw. Mommy, what's a chain saw?
Mother: Never mind. *Walks away with filly*
Saten Twist: Maybe I overdid it with the sign.
Ryan: *Arrives in his car,...
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Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!
At a classic car mostra in Baltimare, a lot of ponies were enjoying theirselves. A song was playing
Song: link
Blazin' Blue: *Sitting da his car*
Saten Twist: *Sitting da his car, and a sign*
Filly: *Reading sign* Vote for my car to win, o te will be killed da a chain saw. Mommy, what's a chain saw?
Mother: Never mind. *Walks away with filly*
Saten Twist: Maybe I overdid it with the sign.
Ryan: *Arrives in his car,...
#5: JAWS:
I still remember that time my dad told me there's this really cool squalo movie, where he kills a bunch of people.. This sounded so cool, I loved that thought. But when I saw it.. Boy, I STILL get nervous in the water.. Thanks a lot Dad..
#4: INDIANA JONES:
That whole bug scene..
#3: WILLY WONKA:
We all know the scene.. Fuck that scene..
#2: MOST Piccoli brividi EPISODES:
Yeah.. I was pretty easy to scare..
#1: KING KONG:
"And the award for most fucked up Natives, goes to.. Peter Jackson (audience cheers)".
Seriously, man.. With all the slow motion, and the fucking old lady.. I was traumatized for months..
Even that scene when Carl sees the skull on the map.. I think I had indigestion o something.. That face image fucked me up..
I still remember that time my dad told me there's this really cool squalo movie, where he kills a bunch of people.. This sounded so cool, I loved that thought. But when I saw it.. Boy, I STILL get nervous in the water.. Thanks a lot Dad..
#4: INDIANA JONES:
That whole bug scene..
#3: WILLY WONKA:
We all know the scene.. Fuck that scene..
#2: MOST Piccoli brividi EPISODES:
Yeah.. I was pretty easy to scare..
#1: KING KONG:
"And the award for most fucked up Natives, goes to.. Peter Jackson (audience cheers)".
Seriously, man.. With all the slow motion, and the fucking old lady.. I was traumatized for months..
Even that scene when Carl sees the skull on the map.. I think I had indigestion o something.. That face image fucked me up..
