Reasons why being a guy is so much easier than being a girl.
1.First off te aren't sick once a month.
2.You can't get pregnant so te aren't the one stressed on birth control , te do it and that's it.
3.You don't have to spend hours picking an outfit.
4.You don't have to spend hours putting your make up on.
5.You don't have to spend hours making your hair to stay decent.
6.You get ready to go out in just 30 minuti tops.
7.You pee standing.
8.Your parents don't tell te at what ora to be home when te in high-school.
9.You can sleep every night somewhere else than home as a teenager cause your parents will let you.
10.The chances of being raped are way lower.
11.If te get drunk te are not seen as if te did something horrible.
12.You can have one night stands and not be considered a whore.
13.You don't fall desperately in Amore over someone and it doesn't obsess you.
14.You don't often cry...even at silly movies.
15.You have true Friends , not bitches who gossip at your back.
16.There are less chances to be approached da a stranger on strada, via wanting your money o anything else.
17.You don't have yo shave your legs/arms(optional to girls tho)/underarms and other parts.
18.As a guy te can just go and talk with a girl at a bar , as a girl in some places te can be considered a prostitute.
19.They have traditionally been the controlling sex, and remnants of this still exist in the workplace and other areas, making it somewhat advantageous to be male (I know prejudice and differences are theoretically gone... but open your eyes).
20.You don't worry about your appearance.(boobs,if te are fat o not,legs,ass and all that)
21.You aren't constantly pressured for sex.
22.You are tougher.
1.First off te aren't sick once a month.
2.You can't get pregnant so te aren't the one stressed on birth control , te do it and that's it.
3.You don't have to spend hours picking an outfit.
4.You don't have to spend hours putting your make up on.
5.You don't have to spend hours making your hair to stay decent.
6.You get ready to go out in just 30 minuti tops.
7.You pee standing.
8.Your parents don't tell te at what ora to be home when te in high-school.
9.You can sleep every night somewhere else than home as a teenager cause your parents will let you.
10.The chances of being raped are way lower.
11.If te get drunk te are not seen as if te did something horrible.
12.You can have one night stands and not be considered a whore.
13.You don't fall desperately in Amore over someone and it doesn't obsess you.
14.You don't often cry...even at silly movies.
15.You have true Friends , not bitches who gossip at your back.
16.There are less chances to be approached da a stranger on strada, via wanting your money o anything else.
17.You don't have yo shave your legs/arms(optional to girls tho)/underarms and other parts.
18.As a guy te can just go and talk with a girl at a bar , as a girl in some places te can be considered a prostitute.
19.They have traditionally been the controlling sex, and remnants of this still exist in the workplace and other areas, making it somewhat advantageous to be male (I know prejudice and differences are theoretically gone... but open your eyes).
20.You don't worry about your appearance.(boobs,if te are fat o not,legs,ass and all that)
21.You aren't constantly pressured for sex.
22.You are tougher.
Yes, I know what desu actually means. I just am too much of an internet person.
Here's a desu, there's a desu, and another little desu. Fuzzy desu, funny desu, desu desu duck.
Desu desu cheesecake desu, desu desu desu potato. Desu desu desu fungo desu desu desu duck.
I was once a desu, I desu'd in a desu. But I never desu the way the desu desu'd the desu. I was only desu years desu, but it desu a desu. And now desu little desu to the desu desu.
Did te ever see a desu, baciare a desu on the desu, desu's desu, taste of desu, desu desu duck.
Half a desu, twice the desu, not a desu, desu, desu. Desu in a desu, alarm a desu, desu duck.
Is this how it's desu now? Is it all so desu? Is it made of desu juice? Desu knob, desu, desu. Now my desu is getting desu, I've run out of desu. Time for me to desu now and become a desu.
Desu meme here: link Original song here: link
Here's a desu, there's a desu, and another little desu. Fuzzy desu, funny desu, desu desu duck.
Desu desu cheesecake desu, desu desu desu potato. Desu desu desu fungo desu desu desu duck.
I was once a desu, I desu'd in a desu. But I never desu the way the desu desu'd the desu. I was only desu years desu, but it desu a desu. And now desu little desu to the desu desu.
Did te ever see a desu, baciare a desu on the desu, desu's desu, taste of desu, desu desu duck.
Half a desu, twice the desu, not a desu, desu, desu. Desu in a desu, alarm a desu, desu duck.
Is this how it's desu now? Is it all so desu? Is it made of desu juice? Desu knob, desu, desu. Now my desu is getting desu, I've run out of desu. Time for me to desu now and become a desu.
Desu meme here: link Original song here: link
Hey, I Was Watching That New mostra Called A.N.T. Farm, and I Said, "That looks Fimilier." Then It Poped Up Into my Head, "RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP -OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF"
Here's A Quote From a Wikipedia articolo About A.N.T. Farm:
"A.N.T. Farm centers around Chyna Parks (China Anne McClain), an 11-year-old Musica prodigy, who has just become the newest A.N.T. (Advanced Natural Talents) in the A.N.T. program at Webster High School in San Francisco, California."
Does That Sound Familer, Now Here's a Quote Fom The Wikipedia articolo about Victorious:
"The mostra follows main character Tori Vega (Victoria Justice) who is accepted into Hollywood Arts High School, after taking her sister Trina's (Daniella Monet) place in a showcase."
And Thed Main Chariters Have A Older Sibling:
Tori Vega: Tirina Vega
Chyna Ann Parks: Cameron Parks
Anyone Get Me, te Should This Is Serious Bidness!!!
Here's A Quote From a Wikipedia articolo About A.N.T. Farm:
"A.N.T. Farm centers around Chyna Parks (China Anne McClain), an 11-year-old Musica prodigy, who has just become the newest A.N.T. (Advanced Natural Talents) in the A.N.T. program at Webster High School in San Francisco, California."
Does That Sound Familer, Now Here's a Quote Fom The Wikipedia articolo about Victorious:
"The mostra follows main character Tori Vega (Victoria Justice) who is accepted into Hollywood Arts High School, after taking her sister Trina's (Daniella Monet) place in a showcase."
And Thed Main Chariters Have A Older Sibling:
Tori Vega: Tirina Vega
Chyna Ann Parks: Cameron Parks
Anyone Get Me, te Should This Is Serious Bidness!!!