jessieinCA Haha thanks so much! I read all of them and I know exactly who to say them to.

RapQueen111 I added this to my favorites!!! To awesome!

tracytracy2000 My favorite I called your boyfriend gay, he hit me with his purse

XxEmolovexX epic. xD

nessienjake :))))))))))))))))

Oandy Is great i love ithttp://images.fanpop.com/images/emoticons/laugh.jpg

Damon-Bamon12 Thanks so much because I've got a lot of haters... long story. XD

Puffedwarrior #7 and #31 are the same thing, just saying (: I'm going to use some of these! XD

EmzLovesCheryl Thankyou! Right, now where's that bitch..

BJA ♥d them!

skins-01-fan Haha these are priceless! Thanks 4 posting!

Bookruler133 Those were funny!

secret-roses LOL i am so gonna use these! My enemies, beware...hahahah

monkey0502 :)) SOOOOO FUNNY!!!!! "I called your boyfriend gay, he hit me with his purse," is my fave.

MsMindlessAztec They just ran out of brains by the time you got there, so they gave you a nice wood carving instead. i am SOOO using this one on my cousin!!

Renesmee_08 I waz cracking up the whole time

Tigerlily11944 This is epic im about to use this on all my haters in school. Mwahahahaha ill make them suffer for their past insults to me!!!!

dylquesne letter to the editor: people of america are nothing but lackluster followers. a bunch of losers doubling as "users" and as "twitter followers" and as "couch potatoes," intently keeping tabs on "facebook friends" as well as favorite stars in the media. it is no wonder the united states of america has fallen from first place (and god's grace). before i get started with idiot-bashing of facebook users and moviegoers, gays and feminists and obama supporters, i would like to introduce my website that's full to the brim with the same hatred of "progressivism" that the media gives to "conservatism" and LEGITIMATE christians, as well as self-respecting people who are grounded in reality. my website is obamamakesmeracist.com, and i am not ashamed to shout it again from the highest mountain that 1) www.homosexualityiswrong.com and 2) to teach women that they are indeed of the lesser gender, there should be a campaign to www.legalizerape.org. now let me continue with my letter. i had to change to the "people of america are" that i wrote in the first paragraph from the "we are" that i had initially written, because i didn't feel comfortable including myself in a society obsessed with other peoples' lives (or the "social media" craze). actually, the only reason i use facebook is because facebook makes it so easy to spread the good news of...myself. (ha, you thought i was going to say "jesus christ," didn't you?) my good news is contained in letters (i maintain that they are essays) like this...as well as on my jagged little website, and i use facebook because there's a "facebook plugin" on oh-so many websites asking for comments...and facebook makes "comment dropping" an easy thing to do. let me be your bull for a few minutes, for i would love for you to read my droppings. personally, i can't believe that people even have the interest to read through the opinions of other people, and i can't believe that anyone has enough perseverance to keep them reading though a peice that is chock full of spelling mistakes (please, no comments from the peanut gallery), but if they're intent on reading then i'll be intent on writing...just to slap them in the face with my two cents. or tuppence. actually, i am a little resentful because the whole "social networking" obsession has done a complete disservice to the internet. with so many people making use of their internet-capable phones to augment their semi-charmed kinds of lives, even 24 hours a day and 7 days a week, they are not able to fully experience the internet because the screen on their phones is as small as their own levels of self-reliance. the reason i am resentful of internet-capable phones is because my own websites (jaggedlittledyl.com and dylanswebpage.com and dylanswebcam.com) are a metropolis of homosexuality-compromising satire and Strongwoman-questioning ridicule, delivered through mountains of creative writing (song parody, screenplays, shirt designs and more) and one smaller mountain of the audio/video persuasion, and it cannot be fully appreciated if viewed on anything smaller than a tablet pc. getting back to the (l)users who rely on "social networking" as their apparent life-preserver, i could bring up the joiners who were murdered at the latest batman movie and suggest that they were losers who used movies to get them through their semi-charmed kinds of lives. i don't believe these people were wronged to have been murdered, given that they weren't real people and that they were only brainwashed zombies/products of the media. even the little 6 year-old girl, i say "good riddance" to them all, because what will society become when society is made up of people who've grown up with a reliance on "the latest fashion," to take a song title by prince, that tells them what to do with themselves? i've said it before and i'll say it again: it's no wonder the united states of america has fallen from first place. people are little babies with pacifiers, americans should mature away from using diapers and food-stamps, government-funded cell phones and the "i need the president to help me" affirmations of peggy joseph. "social networking" is a pacifier to get these dependent americans through their semi-charmed kinds of lives. sex is a pacifier of the same kind...even worse, homosexuality is a pacifier when a man isn't man enough to get him through his (semi-charmed kind of) masculine existence. people of the united states of america have to grow up, they have to start taking responsibility for their own lives without the help of movies, "social networking" or sexual gratification...or even "the latest fashion," they have to become independent enough to pacify themselves without relying on other peoples' beings (or productive peoples' creations) to entertain them. until society grows up, i fear that there will be more people who are rightfully angry at all the dependents of the democrat party. so angry, that they'd go to a breeding-ground for these dependents (be it another batman movie or to a group started on meetup.com) and just start blowing peoples' heads off with firearms obtained from mexicans. (criminals will find ways to get guns, even if the white house-negro bans them). dylan terreri, i www.jaggedlittledyl.com -------------------------- "When I'm hungry, I eat. When I'm thirsty, I drink. When I feel like saying something, I say it." - Madonna www.jaggedlittledyl.com/essays -------------------------- *** Get Your Free E-mail Address At www.obamamakesmeracist.com *** Yet another production of www.jaggedlittledyl.com, LLC --------------------------

sexygirl007 thanx now i could get my haters back