i found this on the internet and i thought it was funny!
I may not be Fred Flintstone but I can sure make your letto rock!
Is your dad a thief o something? Because someone ha rubato, stola the stars and put them into your eyes!
I’ve heard sex is a killer. Want to die happy?
Excuse me, but I’m new in town, can I have directions to your place?
Can I buy te a drink – o would te just prefer the five bucks?
I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
I wish I were a tear so i could start in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
Am I cute enough yet? o do te need più to drink?
te must be the reason for global warming because you’re hot.
te know what would look great on you? Me.
Can I read your T camicia in brail?
Do te have a map? Because I keep getting Lost in your eyes.
te know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.
I think I need to call heaven because they’ve Lost one of their angels.
Is your name Gillette? Because you’re the best a man can get!
Do te believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess te know what I’m here after.
Do te have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.
The body is made up of 90% water and I’m thirsty.
Baby te must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night!
Are te an overdue book? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you!
How much does a polar orso weigh? Enough to break the ice- can I get your number?
I have Skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?
That’s a nice shirt. Can I talk te out of it?
te know, winning the lottery doesn’t mean much when te have a weak heart.
If I had a garden I’d put your tulips and my tulips together.
What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.
If te were a new sandwich, panino at Mcdonalds, you’de be called McGorgeous.
All those curves! And me with no brakes!
Can I even get a fake number?
You’ll do.
And più funny pick up lines:
Excuse me for interrupting and I’m not trying to make a pass, but te must be leaving the country if you’re packing that much ass.
te might as well sleep with me because I’m going to tell everyone we did anyway!
Your mom was pretty good, so i figured te would be too.
I would say God bless te but it looks like he already did.
It’s a good thing I have my biblioteca card, because I’m checking te out.
Oh, sorry, I’m reserved for someone else.
Damn, I’m glad I’m not blind!
If I followed te home, would te keep me?
If I told te te had a gorgeous body, would te hold it against me?
te look like my secondo wife! And I’ve only been married once!
Did it hurt when te fell from heaven?
Do te believe in Amore at first site, o should I walk past te again?
If te were Sprite, I’d obey my thirst!
Excuse me can I borrow a quarter, it is an emergency. My mom told me to giver her a call the first time I fell in love.
I Lost my number, can I have yours?
Let’s make like fabric softner and snuggle
Do te like bananas o blueberries? Why? I wanna know what kind of pancackes to make in the morning.
ciao baby. rose are red, violets are blue. I’m not a poet, but damn girl, you’re hot!
Hi there. Inheriting 50 million dollars doesn’t mean much when te have a weak heart.
I may not be Fred Flintstone but I can sure make your letto rock!
Is your dad a thief o something? Because someone ha rubato, stola the stars and put them into your eyes!
I’ve heard sex is a killer. Want to die happy?
Excuse me, but I’m new in town, can I have directions to your place?
Can I buy te a drink – o would te just prefer the five bucks?
I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
I wish I were a tear so i could start in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
Am I cute enough yet? o do te need più to drink?
te must be the reason for global warming because you’re hot.
te know what would look great on you? Me.
Can I read your T camicia in brail?
Do te have a map? Because I keep getting Lost in your eyes.
te know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.
I think I need to call heaven because they’ve Lost one of their angels.
Is your name Gillette? Because you’re the best a man can get!
Do te believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess te know what I’m here after.
Do te have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.
The body is made up of 90% water and I’m thirsty.
Baby te must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night!
Are te an overdue book? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you!
How much does a polar orso weigh? Enough to break the ice- can I get your number?
I have Skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?
That’s a nice shirt. Can I talk te out of it?
te know, winning the lottery doesn’t mean much when te have a weak heart.
If I had a garden I’d put your tulips and my tulips together.
What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.
If te were a new sandwich, panino at Mcdonalds, you’de be called McGorgeous.
All those curves! And me with no brakes!
Can I even get a fake number?
You’ll do.
And più funny pick up lines:
Excuse me for interrupting and I’m not trying to make a pass, but te must be leaving the country if you’re packing that much ass.
te might as well sleep with me because I’m going to tell everyone we did anyway!
Your mom was pretty good, so i figured te would be too.
I would say God bless te but it looks like he already did.
It’s a good thing I have my biblioteca card, because I’m checking te out.
Oh, sorry, I’m reserved for someone else.
Damn, I’m glad I’m not blind!
If I followed te home, would te keep me?
If I told te te had a gorgeous body, would te hold it against me?
te look like my secondo wife! And I’ve only been married once!
Did it hurt when te fell from heaven?
Do te believe in Amore at first site, o should I walk past te again?
If te were Sprite, I’d obey my thirst!
Excuse me can I borrow a quarter, it is an emergency. My mom told me to giver her a call the first time I fell in love.
I Lost my number, can I have yours?
Let’s make like fabric softner and snuggle
Do te like bananas o blueberries? Why? I wanna know what kind of pancackes to make in the morning.
ciao baby. rose are red, violets are blue. I’m not a poet, but damn girl, you’re hot!
Hi there. Inheriting 50 million dollars doesn’t mean much when te have a weak heart.
