Pick the mese te were born on...

1(Jan) - I shot
2 (Feb) -I ran shirtless with
3 (Mar) - I stabbed
4 (Apr) - I killed
5 (May) - I slapped
6 (June)-I robbed
7 (July) -I kissed
8 (Aug) -I smoked with
9 (Sept) - I needed
10 (Oct) - i hugged
11 (Nov) - I ran naked with
12 (Dec) - I banged

Pick the giorno (number) te were born on...

01 - a rock star
02 - my boyfriend
03 -a hobo
04 - a homeless guy
05 - the one that i love
06 -the trojan man
07 - the cookie monster
08 - a sexy girl
09 - a bowl of cereal
10 - a mop
11 - a tooth brush
12 - a hobo
13 -a dog
14 - a drunk
15 - a crack head
16 - a cat
17 - a bag of weed
18 - the kool-aid...

What Is Fear Of Bathing?

The fear of bathing is known as Ablutophobia. This disorder can trigger a severe and persistent fear of normal, everyday tasks like washing one’s hair and cleaning the body.


Reasons For Fear of Bathing

Those who fear bathing may suffer great side effects from their phobia. Society does not take kindly to the odors and dirt that result from a lack of personal hygiene. Employment and relationships tend to suffer when someone has an aversion to cleaning themselves in a normal manner.

This phobia can be triggered in different ways. For example, a traumatic experience related...

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Man 34: *Driving a silver Malibu. He honks his horn twice as pedestrians trying to attraversare, croce the street*
Ian: *Pulling a freight train*
Man 34: *Gets a text on his phone, and puts the phone on his steering wheel. He increases his speed, going over the of 45*
Sean: *Pulling a passenger train*

The two engines were heading for a railroad crossing. So was the man texting while driving.

Man 34: *Turns right, driving on the train tracks*
Sean: *Blows his horn twice*
Man 34: What the? *Looks in front of him* How did I get on the train tracks?!
Sean: *Goes up into the air with his whole train,...

Hey, it's me again, the guy who can't keep a schedule to save his life, coming at te with another scheduled special articolo series. Again. Let me tell te about a man named Hidetaka Suehiro, più commonly known as SWERY65 o just SWERY. A japanese game writer with a bizarre tone, wears his influences on his sleeve, and he also loves his wine. Like, a lot. Like maybe a bit too much from the news stories I've heard, but that's not the point. The point is I really enjoy the games that he puts out. Even if te would say a his games range from strange without some real point and being borderline...

01. Bought everyone in the pub a drink
02. Swam with wild dolphins
03. Climbed a mountain
04. Taken a Ferrari for a test drive
05. Been inside the Great Pyramid
06. Held a tarantula.
07. Taken a candlelit bath with someone
08. detto ‘I Amore you’ and meant it
09. Hugged a tree
10. Done a striptease
11. Bungee jumped
12. Visited Paris
13. Watched a lightning storm at sea
14. Stayed up all night long, and watch the sun rise
15. Seen the Northern Lights
16. Gone to a huge sports game
17. Walked the stairs to the superiore, in alto of the leaning Tower of Pisa
18. Grown and eaten my own vegetables
19. Touched an iceberg
20. Slept...

Beauty is our weapon against nature; da it we make objects, giving them limit, symmetry, proportion. Beauty halts and freezes the melting flux of nature.
Camille Paglia

Break a vase, and the Amore that reassembles the fragments is stronger than that Amore which took its symmetry for granted when it was whole.
Derek Walcott

Guided only da their feeling for symmetry, simplicity, and generality, and an indefinable sense of the fitness of things, creative mathematicians now, as in the past, are inspired da the art of mathematics rather than da any prospect of ultimate usefulness.
E. T. campana, bell

I don't...

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Really cuore touching....... .A Must Read da all...

I was walking around in a Big Bazar store making shopping, when I saw
a Cashier talking to a boy couldn't have been più than 5 o 6 years
old..

TheCashier said,'I'm sorry, but te don't have enough money to buy
this doll. Then the little boy turned to me and asked:''Uncle, are
you sure I don't have enough money?''

I counted his cash and replied:''You know that te don't have enough
money to buy the doll, my dear.''The little boy was still holding the
doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give
this doll to.'It's...

Just a tip for all of te writers out there. A good method of character development that 8theGreat and I have been using, is to imagine them in normal every giorno situations, such as:
1: How would he/she react to accidentally walking into a glass door?
2: What kinds of Film o shows would he/she watch?
3: What social group would he/she be in while in high school? Extra curricular activities?
4: preferito celebrity o person in history?
5: preferito music, books, o movies?
6: What kind of car would he/she drive?
7: How would he/she react to being invited to see a horror movie with someone he/she likes?...

Hi! I'm going to tell te some fun facts about chocolate. I got these facts from the internet. Well, lets get started! :D


Did te know?


A recente study indicates that when men crave food, they tend to crave fat and salt. When women crave food, they tend to desire chocolate.

Aztec Emperor Montezuma drank 50 golden goblets of hot chocolate, dyed red and flavored with chili peppers, every day.

Chocolate syrup was used for blood in the famous 45 secondo doccia scene in Alfred Hitchcock’s movie, Psycho, which actually took 7 days to shoot.

The average American consumes più than 10 pounds of chocolate...

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Alice Rossetti sat at the cucina tavolo eating her green-beans. 
"Mom," she said, "Why do I have blond hair and green eyes but te and Dad have brown hair and blue eyes?"
"Why don't te go play in your room?" Her mom said. 
Alice walked up to her room.
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That night Alice could hear a tapping at her window. 
'Its just a moth' she told herself. But she knew it wasn't. She saw faces on the ceiling one looked like her only older. They were wispering, "Magica, Magica."

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Alice woke with a start. Something   seemed to...

I would have seen it all backwards but i have to tell te about my first love.Eli my friend Tyler said.Dude don't te get people thinks we're idiots i said.I know but we'e buds right detto Tyler.Yeah I detto pushing my black hair to the side of my face.Eli!! yelled a voice.I turned my head to see a little girl running towreds me.Eli the girl yelled again.She ran into me And it was my sister she was crying.Whats wrong Niomi i said. A boy made fun of me he detto i was an idiot Niomi detto still crying.It's ok people call us idiots we just look past it i said.Niomi wiped her eyes and stopped crying...

I cannot believe…!
I look at the flame dancing in the fire-place,
My legs crossed, my cuore seared.
I look around taking in every detail of the house.
I see the rood, the Gothic painting…
And in the golden light,
I see her, my love,
Smiling down at me.

I cannot believe that I am at her home,
Waiting for the Unbelievable to happen!
I gulp nervously, and she laughs
A melodious laugh…
That makes me sink back in the couch.
I feel like a child again,
Eager to unwrap his gift…
What a hot gift!

She slumps back successivo to me,
Looking into my eyes,
And inching near me,
Until her lips were inches away from mine....

Grandpa: GET OFF MAH LAWN!

Darkhorn: Grandpa, we're at the movies... -_-"

Grandpa: Oh...well, te kids these days with your movies, and your 3-D, and your sodie-pop, and your rap music, and your Ipods, and your Playstaions, and your Nintendo, and your Gothic clothing, and your Xbox, and your Gamecubes, and your Internet, and your air conditioning, and your Starbucks, and your emo hair, and your leather pants, and your pony's, and your Bible's, and your modern art, and your penis's, and your tools, and your jaguar skin leopards, and your endarngered species and your spears and your evolution,...

The main problem that guys face when trying to baciare a girl is knowing if they are ready to baciare them. Get the timing wrong, and things will turn really awkward. Get it right, and well... te will know. Here's how te can increase your odds. But, if te know they are ready then things will go well
1)Make her comfortable da making a joke, and don't laugh too loudly at your own jokes o te will look like a tool and might turn her off, girls don't always respond sexually to confidence, but an outgoing girl will - humor is an attractive quality. For instance, it's probably a good time to baciare that...

My sister sent me this, funniest thing ever.


Best Divorce Letter, EVERRRRRR!

Dear wife:

I'm Scrivere te this letter to tell te that I'm leaving te forever. I've been a good man to te for 7 years & I have nothing to mostra for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell.

Your boss called to tell me that te quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week, te came home & didn't even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your preferito meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. te ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. te don't...

1. find cereal boxes with prizes in them and open the box and stuff the toys in your pockets and hand bag o what ever te can stuff.if caught simply say "these have been recalled as kids are prone to sneezing"
2. Follow the stock person in the vegtables and frutta aisles and ask every minuto "watcha doing?"
3. Ask the stock person as he put one item in "is that ripe? o rotten?"
4.if they have a toy aisle open toys (no matter what age te are) and play with them (if squirt gun go to bathroom and fill it up with water and squirt people)
5.go inside the bathroom and sing everytime someone comes in....

te should never change who te are, o what te like, o your personality because someone else doesn't like it, o looks down their nose at you... but sometimes it is important to know and to care about what others think of you.

For example... if te wear makeup, o buy clothes that make te look good; if te are polite and te smile when someone smiles at you, then te care about what they think and this is a good thing.
If everyone detto that they didn't care what people thought of them, then the world would be in total chaos. Respect comes from caring about other's opinions and what people...

White: Symbolic of purity, innocence and naivete, white has strong connotations of youth and purity. If te are an older person, your preference for white could indicate a desire for perfection and impossible ideals, maybe an attempt to recapture Lost youth and freshness. It may also symbolize a desire for simplicity o the simple life.

Red: The color of strength, health, and vitality, Red is often the color chosen da someone outgoing, aggressive, vigorous and impulsive—or someone who would like to be! It goes with an ambitious nature but those who choose it can be abrupt at times, determined...