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Smart insult Citazioni

posted by AlxanderRfan

I don’t know what makes te so dumb but it really works.

Anybody who told te to be yourself simply couldn’t have dato te worse advice…

Hi there, I’m a human being! What are you?

Shouldn’t te have a license for being that ugly?

Don’t let te mind wander – it’s far too small to be let out on its own.

Are te always this stupid o are te making a special effort today?

Sure, I’ve seen people like te before – but I had to pay an admission.

If te took an IQ test, the results would be negative.

Sure, I’d Amore to help te out…now, which way did te come in?

Brains aren’t everything....

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101 things to do in a public bathroom

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I didn't make this, I just found it...

1.Stick your open palm under the stall bacheca and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"

2.Say, "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't have put my lips on that."

3.Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.

4.Say, "Damn, this water's cold."

5.Drop a marble and say, "Oh shit! My glass eye!"

6.Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."

7.Grunt and strain real loud for 30 secondi and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a height of 6 feet. Sigh relaxingly.

8.Say, "Now how did that get there?"

9.Say, "Humus....

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I was born on a arachide, arachidi plantation 62 secondi before my dad blinked for the kajillionth time. The turkeys played an orchestra piece called "Eat my shorts", da Bart Simpson. Homer was right there, eating a donut, when Marge walked in with a turkey baster. Immediately, the orchestra fled to Treasure Island to retrieve a '92 Toyota Corona. Then Sir Francis drake showed up to ask me if I could cut his hair. He said, "I needeth a cuteth of my hair to impress Medusa." So I hopped on my hovercraft and grabbed my scissors. He gave me a pice of Cioccolato caramella fondente, fudge cake as a reward. I suddenly needed my diaper changed, so I went to my mommy and said, "Mom, I made a cow pie. Either give me a new diaper, o eat my patty." She patted my head and changed me. And that's all about the giorno I was born.

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21 Ways to Annoy a McDonalds cashier

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1.Stand at the counter and ask for everything that they give out free (including smiles)
2.Keep walking back and forth suspiciously and taking straws, 10 at a time
3.Put “out of order” signs on all their cashes
4.Change your mind whenever your total is dato to you
5.Take a chair and sit at the counter to eat
6.Only ask for ketchup. Do this at least 10 times.
7.Make an “important” phone call while you’re ordering. If they ask te any domande tell them to be quiet.
8.Demand to get the smallest super-size meal they have
9.Throw ketchup packets at them from a distance. If they kick te out...

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