Sonic the Hedgehog Article: EDITOR!!!

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posted by Sonicfan67

Monday 12:50PM:
(Sonic plays hearts on a computer)
Shadow:GOD DAMN IT EDITOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Sonic closes the game)
Shadow:GOD DAMN IT EDITOR REMINE ME WHY te WORK HERE!!!!!!!!!
Sonic:you hired me to modifica the foto from the magazine.
Shadow:YOUR JOB IS TO MAKE THE SKYE'S LOOK HOT RIGHT?!?!?!?!?!?
Sonic:right.
(Shadow gets out a picture of a girl with her bra and underwear)
Shadow:HOT GIRLS HAVE HUGE GOD DAMN JUGS!!!!!NOW MAKE THESE GIGANTIC LIKE A SIGN SHOULD KILL AUDIOS GOD DAMN HEAD!!!!!!!!!!!
(Shadow leaves but comes back again)
Shadow:FIX IT!!!!!!!
Monday 3:30PM:
(Sonic makes the girls jugs big)
Shadow:GOD DAMN IT EDITOR SOMEONE TRIPPED HERE AND BROKED THERE GOD DAMN NECK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sonic:sorry I'll sposta it.
(Shadow gets a picture of a girl)
Shadow:I PAYED ASSLOADS OF MONEY FOR te AND THIS UGLY HOOKER IS WHAT I GET?!?!?!?!?!?
Sonic:she looks fine.
Shadow:NO!!!IM mostrare THIS TO MY BOSS AND GETTING YOUR culo FIRED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!GOD DAMN IT EDITOR!!!!!!!!!!!
(Shadow trips and it broked his neck and Shadow screams in pain)
Shadow:GOD DAMN IT EDITOR!!!!!!!!!!!
Monday 4:10PM:
(Sonic puts water in his cup)
Knuckels:why can't a dalmation play hide and go seek?
Sonic:why?
Knuckels:because there all spoted.
Shadow:GOD DAMN IT EDITOR DID I TOLD te IT WAS RECESS TIME?!?!?!?!?
Sonic:i was just getting a drink.
(Shadow takes the caste off from his neck)
Shadow:GET BACK TO WORK!!!!!!!!!!MAKE THOSE SKYE'S LOOK HOT!!!!!!!!!!
Monday 4:15PM:
(Sonic puts a tiny bit of blush on the girl and Shadow comes in)
Shadow:GOD DAMN IT EDITOR DOES THAT GIRL LOOK HOT TO YOU?!?!?!?!?!?
Sonic:what do te want me to do?
Shadow:MORE BLUSH!!!
(Sonic puts a little bit of blush on the girl)
Shadow:MORE!!!!
(Sonic puts a little bit of blush on the girl)
Shadow:MORE!!!!!
(Sonic puts some blush on the girl and now the blush is red hot pink)
Shadow:NOW THATS WHAT I CALL HOT SKYE!
(Shadow was about to leave room but he sees a picture of a dog hanging on the bacheca and he looks at Sonic)
Shadow:did your best friend did this?
Sonic:yeah.
(Shadow looks at the picture)
Shadow:its nice.
(Shadow finnaly leaves the room)
Wednesday 2:15PM:
Shadow:EDITOR!!!!
Wednesday 2:30PM:
Shadow:EDITOR!!!!!!!
Wednesday 2:42PM:
Shadow:EDDIIITOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!
(Sonic bangs his head on the table)
Wednesday 4:30PM:
(Sonic makes fat girl look skinny and Shadow comes in with a picture of a girl)
Shadow:GOD DAMN IT EDITOR THIS HOOKER FACE ISN'T HOT!!!!!!!!!!!
Sonic:she looks hot to me.
Shadow:LOOK AT HER NECK IT'S NORMAL SIZE!!!!!!!!!!!MAKE HER NECK LONGER!!!!!!!!!
Sonic:OK BOSS I'LL GET IT DONE!!!!
Thursday 11:30AM:
Shadow:GOD DAMN IT EDITOR I DIDNT MEAN TO GIVE HER GIGANTICAL RAP!!!!!!!!
Sonic:i had the new guy working on that one.
Shadow:IM GOING TO GET THAT IDIOT A PIECE OF MY GOD DAMN MIND!!!!!!!!!!!!
in the room where the new guy's in...
(Shadow comes in the room and Preaditor looks at Shadow)
Shadow:GOD DAMN IT PREADITOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Preaditor gets confussed)
THE END
Sonic as Editor
Shadow as Boss from Hell
Knuckels as guy
Preaditor as himself

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-Sonic was standing in front of a huge mansion. It had Eggman symbols all over it.-
Sonic: this must be the place.
-Sonic ran inside, destroying the robots with the snap of his fingers. He quickly got to a big room. On the opposite on him, was like a huge bacheca desk. Eggman was sitting there turned around.-
Eggman: Ah..Sonic...You finally came...I thought te didn't care about your friends.
Sonic: where are they Eggman?!
Eggman: Straight to point? Fine. I know what te want...Do te know what I want?
Sonic: What?
Eggman: For te to give up.
Sonic: Sorry Egg-head, but that's not going to happen.
Eggman:...

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Eggman's Evil Plan Part 7

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-They go to the successivo room. Above the door it detto 'Let's dance!'. It was dark and there is some light like a party. In the middle of the room was a 5 a buttons. (Like a dancing game in an arcade.)-
Knuckles: What is this?
Amy: It's a dance floor.
Tails: Are those buttons part of the test?
Oliver: Let me try! I play a game like this in my free time! I'm the best out of my family! Please let me try!
Tails: ...Ok, but be careful. Keep an eye on the screen for the movements.
Oliver: Don't worry! This will be a breeze.
-Oliver stepped onto where the buttons were at. The screen in front of him lit up,...

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Eggman's Evil Plan Part 6

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-The team went to the successivo door. Above it detto ' Trickery Room,'-
Tails: Knowing Eggman, this might be an awful trick.
-They walk into the room and see the floor missing, except for the first few steps. Hanging from the ceiling are some vines.-
Nikki: This could be fun, we get to swing on vines!
Amy: Remember it's Eggman, So the vines could be fake o rigged to do something awful.
-They nodded and kept their eyes forward, hoping to spot out something. Knuckles walked up to one of the vines and grabbed it firmly. It didn't go lose. He swung it in front of him, hard enough to hit the ceiling.-
Oliver:...