A peacefull lake scene apears.Everything looks so calm and peacefull.Suddenly,the scene,now revealed as a painting,is torn away da a large looking axe.Chris comes through ,throws the axe somewhere to his left,and looks at the camera.
Chris:Hi!As te can remember,we've had so many fun seasons of Total Drama,but this time around,we're taking a HUGE turn!Brace yourself,and welcome to Total...Drama...Paranormal!
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Theme song plays
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Chris and Chef come into the scene,which has changed into a very ragged looking terain,featuring a series of abandoned metal tool sheds,arguing.
Chef:I thought we agreed no to that name!
Chris:Well,what other name goes for something like this?!
Chef:Well...um...*thinks for a second* How about Believers?
Chris:What?
Chef:Total Drama Believers!
Chris:*sigh*Fine,we'll go for your idea.*faces the screen*Slight Name Change,it's now Total Drama Believers because Mr.Fussy pants has to have his way.
Chris pouted slighty,then continued walking until he stops at what looks to be a poorly made dirt road.Chef walked up behind him and gave him a weird look.
Chef:How exactly they' gonna get here?
Chris:Well,we couldn't exactly afford anything else,sooooomtheir coming da horse!
Chef:Right.And what are we gonna do with the horses?
Chris:......They go back to the trainer walking them here.
Chef:Damn
Chris gives Chef a startled look,then turns the other direction when he hears a noise.
Chris:Ah,here they are!
A line of cavalli stop and someone jumps off.
Chris:Alex,welcome dude!
Alex:Hey!So...uh,the others?
Chris:You were first dude
Alex:Right,I know this,but when are they going to get off?
Chris:Right now!Hey Elita!
Elita blushes,and looks another way
Elita:H-hi.
Chris:Yeah...Storm!Mizzie!Hey!
Storm glares at him.
Mizzie:Hi!
Chris:..Kay..Akward...Jacob!How's it going,dude!
Jacob:Hiya!
Chris:Bree!Lucy!What's up!
Lucy:Nothing.
Chris:...Ugh..Well heres-
Chris is inturupted da three boys arguing.
Boy 1:I detto I wanted to get off first!
Boy 2:It doesn't matter who gets off first,get get your culo off!
Boy 3:Just hurry up!My vodka's getting warm!
Chris:Yeahh...Zatch,Leeroy,and Mr.Fluffykins!You ruined your own Introductions!
Zatch:Sorry.
Leeroy:I told te to get off!
Leeroy spoke in a british accent,that made him sound way più sophisticated than Zatch
Chris:Yeah...Tak!Welcome!
Tak:Yeah...hi...
Chris:...Why is everything so akward here,people!Come on!
Alex:Well,I don't know,maybe because you've gathered a bunch of -
Chris:Up-ba-p-pp!Shh!!!The audiance doesn't know yet!
Storm:Does anybody even watch this show?!
Chris:Yes!!!!Anyways,last,and hopefully least,are Buddy and Buster!
No one got off.
Chris:I detto BUDDY AND BUSTER!
Buster:Hold on,dude!Buddy fell asleep,and I can't wake him up!
Chris gave them a dirty look,and pulled out a blow horn.
Chris:Leave it to me.
Chris walks up to the horse Buddy's on,and the blow horn goes off.
Buddy:Gah!I'm awake!I'm awake!
Zatch,Mr.Fluffykins,and Buster all laugh at him while the others give them weird looks.
Bree:Um...kay?
Chris:Well,now that everyone's here,it's time for a tour!
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To be continued :3