1) Stare at Jane for a long period of time. When she asks te what you're doing, say you're mimicking what she does when she tries her gift on Bella
2) Ask Jane if she and Alec ever had an incestuous relationship and how long it was
3) When Aro goes to touch te to read your mind, picture him dancing in Edward's meadow singing, "I feel pretty, oh so pretty..." o "Like a Virgin" with Edward and Bella watching in awe
4) Tell Caius that Marcus had an Immortal Child with Gianna
5) Say that Heidi is hiding the Immortal Child
6) When Caius is in a bad mood, tell him, "No più O negative for you!"
7) Tell them that the Cullens are a stronger coven
8) Tell Alec that Alice has the hots for him, ignore him when he objects
9) When Jane begins to defend him and objects for him, tell her that she's just jealous
10) Sing "I Am A Vampire" da Antsy Pantsy during an important meeting
11) Scream whenever Felix comes towards you, when he asks why te do it, say you're paying your respects to the newborn vampire he killed, Bree