(I am sorry, I think I think I have writers block, I dont know how o what to write about. Like a honey moon o anything like that.)
Sawyer and I we to the reception, it was beautiful. Everyone came around and hugged Sawyer and I, told us congradulations. Before we knew it, it was time for everyone to leave. We decide not go on a honeymoon but to just stay at home and relax. We started helping everyone take down the decorations from the wedding and reception. I hated taking everything down because it all looked normal. It didn't take long, than me and Sawyer enjoyed some alone time together. We went up stairs and didn't know which room to go into. What do we do? I asked Sawyer. Well, I don't know? Myabe we should sposta everything from your room to my room o the opposite. Sayer said. Let's take a walk through the forest. I suggested. Okay, sounds great. Sawyer said. We held hands as went for a walk a vampire speed. It was great. We walked for a couple of miles and than we came to a stop. Sawyer pulled me close and kissed me.
Sawyer and I we to the reception, it was beautiful. Everyone came around and hugged Sawyer and I, told us congradulations. Before we knew it, it was time for everyone to leave. We decide not go on a honeymoon but to just stay at home and relax. We started helping everyone take down the decorations from the wedding and reception. I hated taking everything down because it all looked normal. It didn't take long, than me and Sawyer enjoyed some alone time together. We went up stairs and didn't know which room to go into. What do we do? I asked Sawyer. Well, I don't know? Myabe we should sposta everything from your room to my room o the opposite. Sayer said. Let's take a walk through the forest. I suggested. Okay, sounds great. Sawyer said. We held hands as went for a walk a vampire speed. It was great. We walked for a couple of miles and than we came to a stop. Sawyer pulled me close and kissed me.
10 Ways to Annoy Jacob Black
10. Never use English around him – instead, bark.
9. Call him a spazio heater.
8. Tell him that Cani make good pets, not good partners.
7. Ask him if he has RSVPed to the wedding yet.
6. Inform him that real men sparkle.
5. Walk up to him and claim te have imprinted. Say te Amore him and demand his paw in marriage.
4. Tell him that even though he may run at a boiling 108.9 degrees, Bella doesn’t find him hot.
3. Inquire as to how Leah is… and if he dreams about Sam the way Leah dreams about Bella.
2. Ask him if he likes to do things… doggy style.
And the Number One way to annoy Jacob Black?
1. Make him a day-by-day flip calendar, counting down the amount of time Bella will remain human.
10. Never use English around him – instead, bark.
9. Call him a spazio heater.
8. Tell him that Cani make good pets, not good partners.
7. Ask him if he has RSVPed to the wedding yet.
6. Inform him that real men sparkle.
5. Walk up to him and claim te have imprinted. Say te Amore him and demand his paw in marriage.
4. Tell him that even though he may run at a boiling 108.9 degrees, Bella doesn’t find him hot.
3. Inquire as to how Leah is… and if he dreams about Sam the way Leah dreams about Bella.
2. Ask him if he likes to do things… doggy style.
And the Number One way to annoy Jacob Black?
1. Make him a day-by-day flip calendar, counting down the amount of time Bella will remain human.