Twilight la saga Article: superiore, in alto Things te Should NEVER Do to Edward Cullen

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superiore, in alto Things te Should NEVER Do to Edward Cullen

posted by stormyskyes08

1. Tell him that Bella really is dead.
2. Lock him in a room with Jacob.
3. Beat Edward at chess
4. Tell him that Bella ran off with Jacob.
5. Replace all his CD's with techno music.
6. Tell him that he's sparkly.
7. Do not serenade him.
8. Push him in the sunlight.
9. Kill an animal in front of him
10. Tell Edward that there are thousands of posers on Myspace pretending to be him.
11. Tell him that he smells good.
12. Ask him to eat something.
13. Ask him if he got contacts.
14. Beg him to do your homework for him.
15. Ask him to bite you.
16. Ask him if te "dazzle him."
17. Tell him that te Amore him.
18. Ask him if te take a picture of him..will he mostra up.
19. Ask him to stand in front of a mirror.
20. Drive a furgone, van into him.
21. Ask him what his blood type is.
22. Jump off a cliff.
23. Put Bella in peril.
24. Ask him how old he is.
25. Run around screaming "The Volturi are coming! The Volturi are coming."
26. Tell him to change you.
27. Tell him that he is not the hottest vampire.

twillight-lover, sasie_katje88 and 14 others like this

stormyskyes08 I commented my own thing! Woot!!!

Lunatic #23 is uber dangerous.

jacob4ever57 these were OKAY

eliza_romanov 21. Ask him what his blood type is. Nice:)

cheergeek These are all things Bella does.

Lila856 LOLL!

kctjohnson I like #25 *LOL*

iamacullen haha 21 was my favorite!

w8ing4myedwrd i agree with cheergeek bella does most of this on a daily basis

alice_cullen_12 Bella does do this a lot! Edward doesn't get mad at her for it! The Volturi are coming, the Volturi are coming! That's my favorite! Numbers 1, 4, and 23 will get you horrifically massacred by 8 murderous vampires!

Darktimes104 #25 LOL :)

lysolwipe Good for you, you commented on your own status. Whoppee

toppuglover If I said # 27 I would be lying Lol!

twillight-lover I agree with alice_cullen_12