1. Tell him that Bella really is dead.
2. Lock him in a room with Jacob.
3. Beat Edward at chess
4. Tell him that Bella ran off with Jacob.
5. Replace all his CD's with techno music.
6. Tell him that he's sparkly.
7. Do not serenade him.
8. Push him in the sunlight.
9. Kill an animal in front of him
10. Tell Edward that there are thousands of posers on Myspace pretending to be him.
11. Tell him that he smells good.
12. Ask him to eat something.
13. Ask him if he got contacts.
14. Beg him to do your homework for him.
15. Ask him to bite you.
16. Ask him if te "dazzle him."
17. Tell him that te Amore him.
18. Ask him if te take a picture of him..will he mostra up.
19. Ask him to stand in front of a mirror.
20. Drive a furgone, van into him.
21. Ask him what his blood type is.
22. Jump off a cliff.
23. Put Bella in peril.
24. Ask him how old he is.
25. Run around screaming "The Volturi are coming! The Volturi are coming."
26. Tell him to change you.
27. Tell him that he is not the hottest vampire.
2. Lock him in a room with Jacob.
3. Beat Edward at chess
4. Tell him that Bella ran off with Jacob.
5. Replace all his CD's with techno music.
6. Tell him that he's sparkly.
7. Do not serenade him.
8. Push him in the sunlight.
9. Kill an animal in front of him
10. Tell Edward that there are thousands of posers on Myspace pretending to be him.
11. Tell him that he smells good.
12. Ask him to eat something.
13. Ask him if he got contacts.
14. Beg him to do your homework for him.
15. Ask him to bite you.
16. Ask him if te "dazzle him."
17. Tell him that te Amore him.
18. Ask him if te take a picture of him..will he mostra up.
19. Ask him to stand in front of a mirror.
20. Drive a furgone, van into him.
21. Ask him what his blood type is.
22. Jump off a cliff.
23. Put Bella in peril.
24. Ask him how old he is.
25. Run around screaming "The Volturi are coming! The Volturi are coming."
26. Tell him to change you.
27. Tell him that he is not the hottest vampire.
When I first started watching twilight, I thought it was brill! I still do! im watching it right now1 Im such a dedicate dfan I mean Im drinking tè with my twilight mug and im watching twilight Eclipse I also have twilight in forks! And I even have a twilight notebook with loads of facts about Twilight, I think robert pattison (edward) is so cute Im always on TEAM EDWARD! If te dont Amore twilight then te dont know how to live! I cant wait till breaking dawn comes out! I Amore Twilight!!!!!!! xxx
Ok ciao everyone. i just wanted to tell te that i was really sad and mad in Breaking Dawn. Ok for those of te who havent read the book and te don't want spoilers because there will be a lot in here, then don't read this. Ok so when the volturi came i was pissed because i started to really like Renesmee. Well the volturi came to kill renesmee. ok so i got really pissed off and stuff. i was sad to see irina die but that cagna deserved it. and i was mad when, and this is from eclipse, just to let te know. i was mad but happy too, when Bella kissed Jacob. Cuz i was hoping Edward would break up with her (which he didn't). Well im sorry but i will finish o well, i should say make another part to this later.