Twilight la saga Article: Kidnapped da The Volturi.

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posted by ShelbyxFelix

random voice: Get up. -Kicks me in the side-

Me: W t f man, te don't have to kick me.

random voice: -Kicks again- Hey! I'm not a man! My name is Jane and I am very much a girl!

Me: I don't know that for sure... - Gets up and stands up-

Jane: -Growls and trys to burn me- Why isn't it working?!

Me: -Smirks- I am invincable! Mwahahaha!

-A big guy walks in-

Me: Woah. -Eyes go big and stares at him-

Man: Stop staring, staring isn't nice!

Jane: -Rolls eyes- Felix take the girl away, my powers don't work on her.

Felix: -Rolls eyes and grab me da the arm- Let's go human that has a staring problem.

Me: -Pouts- I don't have a staring problem! You're just incredibly gorgues, kinda hard not to stare.

Felix: -Shrugs- You're not too bad yourself.

Me: -Turns to Felx- Wanna make out?

Felix: -Gives me weird look-

Me: -Shrugs- Your loss..

Felix: -Keeps giving me weird look- You're weird.

Me: -Smiles- So I've been told. -Gets thrown in room- What tha?

Felix: -Leaves room-

Me: -Looks around room- Brianna!

Brianna: -looks at me- Huh? What? Hi? Ah, I'm so confused. -Curls up in ball-

Me: -Pats head- It's okay. I'm confused too.

Brianna: -Comes out of ball- I'm hungry.

Me: Me too.

Brianna: Shelby, Shelby Shelby, Shelby, Shelby, Shelby, Shelby.

Me: What?! Ah, shush it! -Covers ears-

Voice: Uhhhhh...

Brianne: -Looks up- Oh, hi Alec.

Alec: What's with her? -Looks at me with my ears covered and eyes squeezed shut-

Brianna: She's confused and annoyed. -Smiles triumphently(sp?)-

Me: -Un coveres ears and opens eyes- Hi. -Smiles at Alec-

Alec: -Gives me weird look and waves slightly.- Hello.

Me: -Gives him crazy look- Why are we here? Why are te here? Why is the world here?

Brianna and Alec: Huh?

Me. -Shrugs and starts picking at my skinny jeans-

Brianna: Mmmhhhmmm...

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Edward and Bella - A Magical New anno

posted by littlelemon

Two hours to go... 1 ora to go... 50 minutes... 45 minutes. I was starting to get sick of waiting. Why couldn't time sposta faster? Edward, my boyfriend, had promised to pick me up 10 o clock. Okay, wrong choice of word. the word boyfriend doesn't really illustrate enough of my eternal commitment for Edward, but it's the closest I can get without sounding stupid. Anyway, it was New Years Eve and Edward and I were going to spend the last few hours of the anno concentrating on being together. Then we were going somewhere special to see the New anno in. That's all Edward would tell me. The rest...

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just a twist chapter 1

posted by mia1emmett

this is a story i made that i hope te like because i had a lot of time to think of it...not my best work but yeah... sorry it has so many enters, it was written on my phone.

Chapter 1.
I had just moved into forks, Washington, me and my brother Eddie were
Close so after our parents died Eddie didn't leave me out of his sight.
I was unpacking and going through my things when I heard the door campana, bell
Ring. I knew who it was because every time I moved the people successivo door
Would come and welcome us. Well I figured it was our neighbor.
I heard the door...

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the new beginig ch2 "Life has tOO many surprises"

posted by sh0rtiinedward

As I started walking to my Dad’s room I heard my parents talking.
“ But te don’t understand, she will be immortal in 2 weeks and besides that, the dog want to tell her what he really feel about her, that’s why I want her to meet new people, before the dog tell he that he imprinted on her. Bella I don’t want to lose her, I just have spend 6 years of my 133 years of life, I’m not ready for this” my dad detto to mom, we sounds very upset, I never thought that my dad felt the way, besides that JACOB BLACK imprinted on me? Gross!!!!! How he do that, I’m like his little sister.
“Hey...

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Life after Breaking Dawn Part 8!

posted by smileyfaceddude

Alice

As I crept silently on the pebbly road, I thought of Nessie and Jasper. Oh poor, poor Jasper. He was one of them now. One of those evil monsters. I hated them with vast passion. I felt angry and my face was on constant grimace, but I kept my cool. I had to. If I didn’t, I would blow my cover. It was evening and the sky was a happy orange. The clouds looked like they were lined with silver thread and dotted in the happy sky. The ground was smothered with golden autumn leaves like an aquatic of oro ingots. As I stepped on them they only made a tiny rustle, but unattainable to human ears....

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The fantasy doesn't end, but danger awaits............. Part 16

posted by patrisha727

Hi! Just to let te guys know, this is REPEATED if te are on my spot! I'm working on part 23 right now. Like i detto before, if te are hooked, read at the patrisha727 spot!

Bella's POV

I looked at Edward, he seemed to have a surprised expression on his face. Then I followed his gaze, to two men. One of them, was completely unfamiliar. He was handsome, had some royalty-like clothings, and had blood red eyes. So it was obvious that he is also a vampire. The other man... had a mantello on, had black hair, and also blood red eyes.... ARO!!!!!!!!!! WTF!?!?!?!?!? What is he doing here!?!?!??!?!

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