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posted by ShelbyxFelix
random voice: Get up. -Kicks me in the side-

Me: W t f man, te don't have to kick me.

random voice: -Kicks again- Hey! I'm not a man! My name is Jane and I am very much a girl!

Me: I don't know that for sure... - Gets up and stands up-

Jane: -Growls and trys to burn me- Why isn't it working?!

Me: -Smirks- I am invincable! Mwahahaha!

-A big guy walks in-

Me: Woah. -Eyes go big and stares at him-

Man: Stop staring, staring isn't nice!

Jane: -Rolls eyes- Felix take the girl away, my powers don't work on her.

Felix: -Rolls eyes and grab me da the arm- Let's go human that has a staring problem.

Me: -Pouts- I don't have a staring problem! You're just incredibly gorgues, kinda hard not to stare.

Felix: -Shrugs- You're not too bad yourself.

Me: -Turns to Felx- Wanna make out?

Felix: -Gives me weird look-

Me: -Shrugs- Your loss..

Felix: -Keeps giving me weird look- You're weird.

Me: -Smiles- So I've been told. -Gets thrown in room- What tha?

Felix: -Leaves room-

Me: -Looks around room- Brianna!

Brianna: -looks at me- Huh? What? Hi? Ah, I'm so confused. -Curls up in ball-

Me: -Pats head- It's okay. I'm confused too.

Brianna: -Comes out of ball- I'm hungry.

Me: Me too.

Brianna: Shelby, Shelby Shelby, Shelby, Shelby, Shelby, Shelby.

Me: What?! Ah, shush it! -Covers ears-

Voice: Uhhhhh...

Brianne: -Looks up- Oh, hi Alec.

Alec: What's with her? -Looks at me with my ears covered and eyes squeezed shut-

Brianna: She's confused and annoyed. -Smiles triumphently(sp?)-

Me: -Un coveres ears and opens eyes- Hi. -Smiles at Alec-

Alec: -Gives me weird look and waves slightly.- Hello.

Me: -Gives him crazy look- Why are we here? Why are te here? Why is the world here?

Brianna and Alec: Huh?

Me. -Shrugs and starts picking at my skinny jeans-

Brianna: Mmmhhhmmm...


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*by Stephenie Meyer*



TWILIGHT - epilogue - AN OCCASION


Edward helped me into his car, being very careful of the wisps of silk and chiffon, the fiori he'd just pinned into my elaborately styled curls, and my bulky walking cast. He ignored the angry set of my mouth.
When he had me settled, he got in the driver's sede, sedile and headed back out the long, narrow drive.
"At what point exactly are te going to tell me what's going on?" I asked grumpily. I really hated surprises. And he knew that.
"I'm shocked that te haven't figured it out yet." He threw a mocking smile in my direction, and my breath...
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posted by Laurl23
 Edward Cullen <333
Edward Cullen <333
Our Edward,
Who art in Forks,
Hallowed be thy sparkles.
Thy Volvo comes, thy will be fast,
On Earth as it is in the meadow.
Give te this day, our daily blood;
Forgive us our heartbeats,
As we worship Carlisle for giving te life.
Lead us into temptation,
Deliver us to you.
For thine is the vampire,
The Musica and the hotness,
For ever and ever,
A-Edward.


I think, At some point,
Everyone dreams of finding...
An Edward.
Someone whose name te call, o whisper,
And he's right there waiting.
Someone who hums a lullaby,
And holds te close, as te drift off.
Someone who seems to just....sparkle, in the Sunlight,
Whose...
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