Twilight la saga Article: Kidnapped da The Volturi.

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posted by ShelbyxFelix

random voice: Get up. -Kicks me in the side-

Me: W t f man, te don't have to kick me.

random voice: -Kicks again- Hey! I'm not a man! My name is Jane and I am very much a girl!

Me: I don't know that for sure... - Gets up and stands up-

Jane: -Growls and trys to burn me- Why isn't it working?!

Me: -Smirks- I am invincable! Mwahahaha!

-A big guy walks in-

Me: Woah. -Eyes go big and stares at him-

Man: Stop staring, staring isn't nice!

Jane: -Rolls eyes- Felix take the girl away, my powers don't work on her.

Felix: -Rolls eyes and grab me da the arm- Let's go human that has a staring problem.

Me: -Pouts- I don't have a staring problem! You're just incredibly gorgues, kinda hard not to stare.

Felix: -Shrugs- You're not too bad yourself.

Me: -Turns to Felx- Wanna make out?

Felix: -Gives me weird look-

Me: -Shrugs- Your loss..

Felix: -Keeps giving me weird look- You're weird.

Me: -Smiles- So I've been told. -Gets thrown in room- What tha?

Felix: -Leaves room-

Me: -Looks around room- Brianna!

Brianna: -looks at me- Huh? What? Hi? Ah, I'm so confused. -Curls up in ball-

Me: -Pats head- It's okay. I'm confused too.

Brianna: -Comes out of ball- I'm hungry.

Me: Me too.

Brianna: Shelby, Shelby Shelby, Shelby, Shelby, Shelby, Shelby.

Me: What?! Ah, shush it! -Covers ears-

Voice: Uhhhhh...

Brianne: -Looks up- Oh, hi Alec.

Alec: What's with her? -Looks at me with my ears covered and eyes squeezed shut-

Brianna: She's confused and annoyed. -Smiles triumphently(sp?)-

Me: -Un coveres ears and opens eyes- Hi. -Smiles at Alec-

Alec: -Gives me weird look and waves slightly.- Hello.

Me: -Gives him crazy look- Why are we here? Why are te here? Why is the world here?

Brianna and Alec: Huh?

Me. -Shrugs and starts picking at my skinny jeans-

Brianna: Mmmhhhmmm...

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My True Amore Chapter 15. Nessies point of veiw.

posted by Twilightsauce

Hi,
I dont have much to say today but I hope te enjoy this chapter as I put loads of thought and hardwork into it. once again I hope te enjoy it and chapter 16 is on the way * i promise...*
LAmber/Twilightsauce....x

The wind blowing through my hair was an exhilarating feeling. Jasper had taught me how to ride his bike a couple of months ago; I was surprised when he detto yes because he was usually quite responsible. I hadn’t been much good at first but after a few hours I had got the hang of it, no one else knew that I could ride his bike and it was nice to be able to take it out for a private...

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Muse No Longer On 'Eclipse' Soundtrack

posted by Alice_Cullen_

Well now, here is some rather odd news, Muse will no longer be on the Eclipse soundtrack! Whaaaaaaat? Yeah, here are the details and I must say I am a little surprised! What will the Vampiri#From Dracula to Buffy... and all creatures of the night in between. do while they play baseball now?!:

"Nah, it's gone," Howard tells us -- just a few months after he quipped to MTV: "We might even do something for the third one. How about that for a scoop?"

The news is surprising dato the band is pals-y with Eclipse's director, David Slade (he helmed loads of Muse's early videos), and possibly pals-ier with Stephenie Meyer (there's even a foto of lead singer Matthew Bellamy...

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Painful Memories Chapter Six

posted by IsabellaMCullen

Painful Memories

Chapter Six

Bella POV

Edward hasn't left my side since Hayley and her 'friends' arrived. Her 'friends' still have yet to come and meet us. She must be the leader o spokeswoman of the group.

“Yes, I am. Those two couldn't lead anything, and I'm the one with powers.” Hayley's high pitched voice answered my thoughts.

We were now all sitting in the living room. Carsile and Esme sat together on the Amore seat. Jasper sat on the other end of the divano from Hayley, with Alice on his lap. Edward and I sat on the bottom of the Cullens curved staircase. Edward had his arm molded around...

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twilight saga

posted by melikhan

Twilight
Main article: Twilight (novel)

Bella cigno moves from Phoenix, Arizona to live with her father in Forks, Washington to allow her mother to travel with her new husband, a minor league baseball player. After moving to Forks, Bella finds herself involuntarily drawn to a mysterious, handsome boy, Edward Cullen. She eventually learns that he is a member of a vampire family who drinks animal blood rather than human. Edward and Bella fall in love, but James, a sadistic vampire from another vampire coven, is drawn to hunt down Bella. Edward and the other Cullens defend Bella. She escapes to Phoenix,...

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my breaking dawn story (sorry if i miss spell something) ch.1

posted by teamedwardgirl

It was a car.A fast sports car.And unfortanately,it was mine.A gift from my fiance (and vampire) Edward Cullen.It was something he insisted on getting me.I turned my head and saw Mrs.Weber with her face pushed up against the glass of her shop.How embarrasing.I shook my head and the light turned green.I hit the gas pedal with so much force I lurched inoltrare, avanti and got a few fingers and dissaproving looks.If there were any doubt about who'd been driving this car before,it was gone along with my truck.I checked the gas meter and it was almost at zero.I wouldnt've come into town if my gas tank wasn't...

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Juliet part 11

posted by kiwi12

part 12

I found myself trying to collect my thoughts and summarize the danger I was in as well as my assets. The biggest asset seemed to be the fact that when I was around Edward I could catch small bits of people's thoughts. It wasn't easy and I found myself admiring him for dealing with it full force constantly. He could read da mind with no problem unless his mate Bella was near, which was often. Edward couldn't read Bella's mind so I got a small bit of that power. Both powers had their benefits. Bella handled my ever increasing lista of abnormalities the best. Renesmee also handled it well....

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Taylor Lautner’s Superbowl Weekend

posted by Hellohoudini

Taylor Lautner’s Superbowl Weekend
By Twilight_News

Taylor Lautner is having one action packed weekend. First he was in Direct TV’s Celebrity spiaggia Bowl with Twilight co-star Kellan Lutz and countless other celebrities. Then he’s hanging around to see the Superbowl because the Colts are in the game. Being a Michigan native, Taylor is rooting for the Colts, and of all people he seems to have bonded with Rob Lowe over the Colts love!

According to E! Rob Lowe stated:

“Taylor’s another Colts fan and he’s such a great guy,” Rob detto when I caught up with him at the AUDI penthouse party...

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Robert Pattinson in Scottish Daily Record

posted by Hellohoudini

da Twilight_News | 8 February 2010

Rob talks to the Daily Record about everything from his Bel Ami shoot ( when te read the articolo te just know that the Uma Thurman quote is destined to be requoted and rehashed out-of-context for the successivo year), to his loss of privacy, to Breaking Dawn.

“He is also set to stella, star in the final Twlight film based on the libri Breaking Dawn, which may be broken into two films, due to the number of books.

He admits to mixed emotions about the end of the saga.

He said: “”It will be strange but it will be great just to be able to know what I’m doing. Not knowing when Breaking Dawn is going to shoot – because it changes all the time – is a kind of burden, to have this thing where te don’t know when it’s going to happen.

“So you’ve got to organise everything in your life around that and that can be difficult.”

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My True Amore Chapter 9. Nessies Point of Veiw

posted by Twilightsauce

Hey, here is Chapter 9 enjoy!

It was like someone was trying to wake me from a deep sleep. I wanted to wake up but I couldn’t sposta there was too much pain. That’s when I heard the voice, his beautiful voice.
“No Nessie, don’t stop breathing. Keep your cuore beating, breath Nessie breathe!” Jacob sobbed over my chest.
“Jacob, te need to let me look at her, it’s the only way to save her,” Carlisle said, worry in his calm voice. Jacob didn’t say anything but leaned back and took my hand.
“Ed...Edward, she is going to be okay, isn’t she?” I heard mum sob in her wind chime...

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lupo Brothers Chapter Ten

posted by She_wolf

hope te enjoy, but this chapter is a bit weird :L

Chapter Ten

That was when I noticed I was laying on my back, half naked and with a girl 3 years older than me laying on superiore, in alto of me, with her leg passionately thrown over my side and her chest dangerously close to my face.
I carefully sat up, positioning her on my lap. I turned to face Jared.
I blushed deeply, but still managed to sound fierce “She’s my girlfriend Jared. “I stuttered. I hated that word. “I think it’s legal for someone to baciare their girlfriend. And anyway she’s not your girlfriend, o even your friend, so why are...

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Juliet part 4

posted by kiwi12

part 4

"My name is Edward Whitlock. This is my sister Rosalie Cullen and my father is Carlisle Cullen. What's your name?" Lying to a mind reader seemed less then practical so I muttered "Juliet". He asked me if I lived around here and I told him I'd just moved in. The small talk was not working and my eyes were still wet. The leader sighed "I know you're afraid of being near us but I cannot in good conscience send te home. Not in your condition. Now I can talk to your parents and arrange for te to be taken care of elsewhere. I will ask te not to tell your parents what te know about us. We...

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Bedroom Confessions da JandMsMommy

posted by JandMsMommy

Hello Everyone! I'm bringing another story that I'm Scrivere called Bedroom Confessions! I'm posting the link, hoping te will take a look at it. This story is for mature audiences only as it contains violence and murder.

Summary: Edward was investigating the perfect murder. Part of his job was to protect the only witness's identity from the murderer. But can he control his feelings for her, and can he handle the secrets she hides? AH/AU;E/B

If te like this one, make sure to check out the other stories listed on my profile! Thanks, and I hope te enjoy it!

Link---> link

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Best baciare of the decade

posted by Hellohoudini

Best baciare of the decade

postato da Twilight_News - 28/01/10 at 09:01 am

At the opening of their new Londra department store, Selfridges held a survey to find out the superiore, in alto kisses of the past decade. Coming in at number one on their lista was the baciare between Edward and Bella in “Twilight.” Considering the current fan frenzy and media hype surrounding the “are they/aren’t they” relationship of Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart, this shouldn’t be a big surprise. Other kisses on the lista include the upside down Spider-man baciare and the baciare from Brokeback Mountain. Entertainment Wise has the details including a slide mostra of foto of Kristen and Rob

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The girl who fell in Amore with a Werewolf Chapter 2

posted by twilight_lover9

Nessie looking at Lilly because she is staring at the cullens

Jake never spoke again instead he walked straight towards me, i squeezed my eyes shut while my mind was screaming domande but it was too late to think of that, than i heard Jake coming closer
“Lily, come out i know your there” he sounded amused , i sighed than stepped out, i was surprised to see Jake with a huge smile on his face i sneaked a glance at Quil he was looking down and his face was pink, i was confused but before i could ask any domande Jake wrapped his arm around my shoulders and steered me to class,
“ You've got a lot of explaining to do, I'm coming over this Arvy”...

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New Moon, chapter ten, Changes. Part four

posted by New_Moon_Master

I looked at the compass and the map, made sure the compass was pointing the direction on the spoke I had followed, and started moving again. What a pain it was to hike all this way. It was so much easier the first time I'd come here...
I had to think of something else every fast, if I ever wanted to make it home. Of course it was better when Jacob had come with me. My personal sun, lighting everything in his path. But I was più grateful for the fact that he had not taken this trip with me. FOr so many reasons I couldn't even count. For one thing, how would I explain my conversation with a vampire?...

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lupo Brothers Chapter Four

posted by She_wolf

my fave quote from this chapter :)

Chapter Four (thanks to everyone who's commented)

I coughed, his words ringing in ears. There was something stuck in my throat. Half-brothers! My head and stomach were spinning, like a tumble drier. My dad was Billy Black? I turned away from Jake and threw up. That cleared my head, which made my cuore ache. Why hadn’t my mom told me? She knew that I used to cry myself to sleep when I was younger because I’d seen a happy family out on the spiaggia at La push. Why hadn’t she thought to tell me?
Jake was trying not to listen to my thoughts, but he couldn’t help it. He flinched, at my memory....

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Bella's Deppression

posted by Twilightsauce

He has gone. He is not coming back. He does not Amore te anymore. He has gone. He is not coming back. He does not Amore te anymore. He has gone. He is not coming back. He does not Amore te anymore. He has gone. He has gone. He has gone.
I could say this to myself a thousand times and it still would not make me feel any better. Nothing can, not anymore. When... when Edward and the rest of the Cullen’s left Forks they took my soul with them. Everything that made me happy is gone. They are never coming back. I am like a zombie, I walk, eat, sleep and I answer if somebody asks me something but...

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The New Vampire Ch.3: Bella's POV

posted by twilightrox43

Ariella on the Plane

I couldn't believe my eyes. The Volturi were coming back. Would this be an epidemic? Did they believe Ariella would let out our secret? I glanced over at Ariella as Edward picked her up. His face was full of agony. Alice and Jasper returned moments later. We returned back to the house and had a conference. "The only way to do this safely is to go to Italy." Edward said. "I agree. This is what we have to do to save one of our own." Carlisle conferred. Carlisle had explained all this to Alice and Jasper. They seemed to agree as well. Ariella walked into the room the successivo second, and we told her...

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My Moon, My Man. Chapter 2

posted by AnonymousXXX

I hope everyone likes this one. Tell me what te think and if te have any suggestions tell me.

That night I had the strangest dream. There was a lupo howling in the back yard near the forest. I followed the sound despite the fact I was terrified. I looked at the large, massive lupo up and down. I felt calm and at peace with it so close. It was almost all white. On Its face it had black around its eyes and the tip of its ears. His eyes were what struck me the most. They were deep latte Cioccolato brown eyes. It was like they were burning a hole through my eyes and seeing into my soul. If that...

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My Moon, My Man. Chapter 1

posted by AnonymousXXX

All te really need to know is that I did not plan for this to happen. It just did whether I wanted it to o not. But, if i could change anything; I'm not sure that I really would. Whether he's real; my mind still can't figure that out. I am sure of him though. I'm sure of his face, his eyes, his lips, and his touch. Everything about him was perfect and I would die for him.

I awoke in my letto to my alarm and realized that today was the giorno I would sposta to Olmpic Dr. Forks, Washington. So I got up and did my usual routine. when I was done I looked at my self in the mirror for a long time. I...