What's Your Take - articolo 71 - nube, nuvola Mows the Lawn???

posted by windwakerguy430

Now here is a fanfiction that is able to fuck it up, when they thought we could actually catch a fucking break. The fanfic is known as nube, nuvola Mows the Lawn.
This is a fanfiction based off Final fantasy 7. And if te know me, you'd know that Final fantasy 7 is one of my preferito games of all time, so how could they fuck this fanfic up. Oh, trust me, you'll find out in just a minute. So, it starts with nube, nuvola mowing the lawn and Tifa watching. Apparently, they married after the events of FF7, which is odd, because I thought Aries was Clouds loves interest.
So, Tifa keeps talking about nube, nuvola looking handsome, like some shipfic. After which, her stomach begins to rumble, and (WARNING! THE REMAINDER OF THE FANFIC IS FUCKING GROSS! LEAVED THE articolo IF te HAVE A WEAK STOMACH!)
So, Tifa, apparently, has to go to the bathroom, but because she doesn't even try to go to the bathroom, she just goes on the floor. Yeah, she just craps on the floor like a fucking dog. Yeah, I don't think that fanfics are going to stop making me sick to my stomach. Oh, and while the writers at it, why doesn't he shoehorn a sex scene in there, and make is disgusting as fuck. Yeah, Tifa still has to go to the bathroom, but nube, nuvola walks is and they just have anal sex. I'd also like to point out that nube, nuvola just ignores the crap on the floor. And, while having sex, Clouds penis gets covered in shit, just to make the readers più grossed out, and it fucking worked.
And yeah, that's the whole goddamn story, and, surprise, it fucking sucks. But, hey, that's only my opinion. What's Your Take

Edvine2 For the record, Aerith was Cloud's LI, but when Sephiroth shoved his Sword Of Major Penal Compensation(Seriously, that sword is fucking LONG!) down Aerith's chest, she died on the spot. And so began the melodramatic cavalcade... and shit fics like this.

An old spoof I made of STEPFATHER.. (the bad version)

posted by Canada24

Random picture, with no connection to the story

I made this when I first started writing. So the grammer isn't very good..

Grady Edwards. A constant on the run serial killer, that is always changing his name. Today he met Susan at the grocery store, he introduced himself as David Harris. He pretended to be divorced, but in reality he murdered his old wife, and her family. "Yep, she was mad at me for my constant tenancy to take shit in the pool" David said. Everyone took a step back. David walked away. Unaware of the danger it will eventually cause Susan asked David to stay with her family. He agreed.

Susan's oldest son, Michael was returning...

Rambo The Video Game Walkthrough Chapter 1 (1982)

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The graphics are good, but the voice recitazione could be better, and Sheriff Teasle doesn't look anything like he does in the movie.

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Hedgehog In Ponyville AGAIN!

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Hey. Don't be surprised. I did leave a cliffhanger at the ending. Kintobor is actually Robotnik, he just put some stuff in the story, and I got confused. Can't believe he used his name backwards. Anyway, he did say something about getting his revenge on me, and this is how it happened. I made a Pinkie promise to visit Pinkie Pie once a week. A mese passed after the promise, and things looked different. There were a few houses destroyed, swastikas were spray painted at a lot of places, and bloodstains were on Twilight's house. "Seems like Robotnik's doing, but how?" I detto to myself. "Because...

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Original Story: stella, stella, star Chasers

posted by windwakerguy430

~Story~

In the town of Rockefeller, New Jersey, a young girl da the name of Annabelle has been quiet around others for as long as she can remember, making herself unknown to her classmates. This is because of her ability to see different creatures, ranging from spirits to demons, who choose to stay hidden from the normal human eye. During her anno in high school, a meteorite crashes into a small field outside of town. This soon leads to a group of people named The stella, star Chasers has come to observe the meteorite, da having tents and cameras set up. However, as time goes by, they soon build a small...

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Wind's Angry Adventure - The Lockers

posted by windwakerguy430

Wind: (At the school soda machine)
Hannah: What are te doing
Wind: Trying to decide what I want… And I don’t think I like any of these drinks. They’re all diet
Hannah: That’s because the school wants to give us healthy food
Wind: So does that explain why the school apples are completely black and gelatinous?
Hannah: That’s different. Here (Takes his wallet) I’ll just buy te the drink
Wind: Whatever. Just make it something worth my money
James: Hey, Wind
Wind: What do te want?
James: Did te hear about the new gym class we got
Wind: …….. We have a gym class
James: Yeah, te wanna check...

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How Gilda ha rubato, stola Natale

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Everypony down in Ponyville liked Natale a lot
But Gilda who lived just north of Ponyville did not
Gilda hated Natale the whole Natale season
Now please don't ask why no one quite knows the reason

It could be that her shoes were on too tight
It could be that her head wasn't screwed on just right
But I think that the most likely reason of them all
Was that her cuore was two sizes too small

But whatever the reason her cuore o her shoes
She just stared at Ponyville hating the ponies
Staring down from her cave with her claws nervously tapping
For tomorrow she knew that all the ponies...

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Wind's Toon Link Nendoroid Figure

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Source: me

What's Your Take - articolo 267 - Survival In-STINKS

posted by windwakerguy430

It’s time to tear Activision a new one. If I had to put Activision anywhere on the lista for the worst video game companies in existence, it would probably be at number….. 3. Right after Capcom, but right before Ubisoft. Now, what has Activision done? Well, the bought Radical Entertainment, the guys who made Prototype….. Right before they shut the company down. They also bought Neversoft, the guys who made chitarra Hero and Tony Hawk…. before merging them with Infinity Ward. And what have they been successful with? Call of Duty… of course, that explains why their still thriving. Activision...

HORROR OF WAR: (based off the first story I EVER made in my life)

posted by Canada24

BACKSTORY:
As I said. This is based off the first story I EVER made, originally written in the time Call of Duty 3 came out (2006).
And it's inspired da the game.. Epically the character, Sgt Eric Rock, who was originally based off Call of Duty 3's character Sgt Frank MucCullin.

FIVE YEARS AGO,

Nazi's had attacked and destroyed a village, Thomas James corvo was the only lone survivor. He witnessed the town being destroyed and Nazi's killing the villagers including his parents, who were killed da one particular Nazi named LT Hassan, a cold hearted man, who has a large black mustache (what looks...

CreepySpaghetti: A Parody - Part 3: A Song... I Suppose

posted by windwakerguy430

Come little children
Come with me.
I’ll take te to a land
Of fantasy
Please little children
Don’t te cry
Hypno wouldn’t even
Hurt a fly
Please little children
Don’t te squirm
These ropes, I know
Will hold te firm
I know I said
This isn’t true.
But sadly,
Hypno lied to you
Now, little children
te weren’t clever
Now you’re trapped with me
Forever…
And then the police broke in, beat me up, and arrested me on several accounts of attempted pedophilia. I guess I should have tied them up in a cave instead of a big white furgone, van with caramelle in the back

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Dead Rising 2 Abridged - Part 8

posted by windwakerguy430

Anchorman: And so, it is proven that, after zombies entered the bunker, there are no survivors left in fortune city. The military has ordered a firebombing later today. So, for those of te outside the city, te better enjoy the view while it lasts. I mean those bombs will do some fucked up shit to that place. I'm mean its gonna fuck that place up......... Now for sports.
Chuck: Dear god....... I think I left the water running at home.
Stacey: I can't believe were gonna die.
Sullivan: I know. I'm gonna die... With te assholes. I would rather have suffocated to death in shit, then die in a bunker...

Windwakerguy430's superiore, in alto Ten Hated Anime

posted by windwakerguy430

Hello everyone, and today, I thought since I did a superiore, in alto ten preferito Anime list, I should do a superiore, in alto ten most hated. Now, what are some of the worst Anime I have ever seen. Well, lets find out. (Nite, I have only seen three bad animes, so I looked online to find some bad ones. Just to let te guys know)

10: Midori Days - Now, this is an Anime that just has a stupid concept. It is about a gangster who can't get a girlfriend, until one day, his goddamn hand turns into a cute girl.... Just... What. I would have let this slide if it weren't for the stupid characters and cheesy plot. Sure, it is a romantic...

Void Chapter 1, part 2: God Save The Queen

posted by FrostyBlazer

???: what is the status?

Guy: I got a extra life!

???: ... anything on the war?

Dex: we're back! with only fatal wounds!

???: Henry! what did they say?

Henry: they would support us

???: oh thank god! we must prepare for are attack then...

Dex: te know, this is slightly less of a hellhole than Germany...

Henry: not true... Londra and a few cities around it are the only places that are not burned to the ground o in chaos

Dex: well fuc*

Henry: until he surrenders the world is another hell

???: then we will stomp Dominic into a bloody pulp til he does surrenders!

Henry: God save the queen!

Dex: God save the world...

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Windwakerguy430's superiore, in alto Ten Overhated Video Game Characters

posted by windwakerguy430

Video game characters. Let me tell you, there are quite a lot out there who everyone hates for good reason. I already did a whole lista about my hated ones. They are all hated for being horribly uncreative, terrible to be around, o just complessivamente, generale douchebags. But, what about those video game characters that te feel gets a lot of undeserved hate. I mean, there are just some of those video game character that I see get so much hate, yet, I wonder, what is so bad about them. So, today, we will be looking at ten overhated video game characters. Rules, as usual. Only games that I have played, and...

What's Your Take - articolo 74 - Lara Croft on Crappable Island

posted by windwakerguy430

Dear God. It seems that, no matter what fanfic I read, in some way o another I find disgusting, immature sex o rape or, fuck, both. And, it's no different in Lara Croft on Cannibal Island.
We instantly start with Lara in a cage in the middle of a tribe of cannibals... Okay, before we continue, I'd like to point out that the fanfic is called Lara Croft on Cannibal Island, but not Lara Croft Escapes from Cannibal Island.... te see where this is going, don't you. So, once she is presented to the tribe leader, she gets forced to drink.... I don't even know. Once she does, though, she then gets...

Todd McFarlane Splits His Time at Thrillville and Airblades into the Urbz (PS2 Cents Mini)

posted by windwakerguy430

Okay, so what the hell is this all about? Well, this is PS2 Cents, but where I talk about games in a shorter quantity. Basically, shorter, più condensed reviews but te get five games reviewed. This is basically for games I had very little to talk about, did not finish due to reasons, o didn’t want to finish because the game was hot garbage. I dunno. This helps get reviews out faster and allows me to focus on the bigger reviews. We’ll start in alphabetical order and work our way from there. Starting with…

Airblade

Okay, so let me start out da saying this. This game is already infinitely...

Playing Death (New Original Story Premise/Prologue)

posted by windwakerguy430

Welcome to Amore & Death Corporated, where our motto is “You Only Live Once”. What is Amore & Death Co. te ask? Well, our job is to simple. Are te familiar with death? Yes, it is a scary concept, no doubt about that, but death is not always the end of things. When te die, darkness doesn’t await you. Depending on your soul in life, te could be deemed a good noodle and go into paradise, but if te are a bad egg, te will be thrown into the underworld. But, sometimes, just sometimes, there are runaway souls. When a person refuses to die, despite their time coming to an end, they...

NikPiks: Ready Player One is Bad and Steven Spielberg Should Feel Bad

posted by windwakerguy430

I am aware I am super late when it comes to talking about this movie, but I felt like that, now that I have analysed it, anal-ized it, and pretty much picked out everything about this film, I feel like now is the perfect time to discuss this film and see what it’s worth is. So with that being said, let’s talk about Spielberg

In the recente years, Steven Spielberg has been seen as an old coot who can’t make it with the times, hides all his bad Scrivere behind a ton of CGI, and just some guy who should probably retire with all of his money and unisciti the ranks of washed up directors like...

Corner of Horror - Episode 119 - Cultober giorno 14: Jacob's Ladder

posted by windwakerguy430

te know, at this point, I don’t know why I bothered randomizing the Film for this whole event. But hey, at least I’m actually reviewing something rather than letting it all fall behind. So with that said, today we are talking about a rather unique film. One that is so strange, so niche, and yet, is probably one of the greatest horror films I’ve seen recently. It’s so good, it was actually an inspiration for the Silent collina franchise, one of my favorites. So let’s gush- I mean review the 1990 classic, Jacob’s Ladder

The film follows Jacob Singer, a postal worker in 1975 and...

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