What's Your Take - articolo 71 - nube, nuvola Mows the Lawn???

posted by windwakerguy430

Now here is a fanfiction that is able to fuck it up, when they thought we could actually catch a fucking break. The fanfic is known as nube, nuvola Mows the Lawn.
This is a fanfiction based off Final fantasy 7. And if te know me, you'd know that Final fantasy 7 is one of my preferito games of all time, so how could they fuck this fanfic up. Oh, trust me, you'll find out in just a minute. So, it starts with nube, nuvola mowing the lawn and Tifa watching. Apparently, they married after the events of FF7, which is odd, because I thought Aries was Clouds loves interest.
So, Tifa keeps talking about nube, nuvola looking handsome, like some shipfic. After which, her stomach begins to rumble, and (WARNING! THE REMAINDER OF THE FANFIC IS FUCKING GROSS! LEAVED THE articolo IF te HAVE A WEAK STOMACH!)
So, Tifa, apparently, has to go to the bathroom, but because she doesn't even try to go to the bathroom, she just goes on the floor. Yeah, she just craps on the floor like a fucking dog. Yeah, I don't think that fanfics are going to stop making me sick to my stomach. Oh, and while the writers at it, why doesn't he shoehorn a sex scene in there, and make is disgusting as fuck. Yeah, Tifa still has to go to the bathroom, but nube, nuvola walks is and they just have anal sex. I'd also like to point out that nube, nuvola just ignores the crap on the floor. And, while having sex, Clouds penis gets covered in shit, just to make the readers più grossed out, and it fucking worked.
And yeah, that's the whole goddamn story, and, surprise, it fucking sucks. But, hey, that's only my opinion. What's Your Take

Edvine2 For the record, Aerith was Cloud's LI, but when Sephiroth shoved his Sword Of Major Penal Compensation(Seriously, that sword is fucking LONG!) down Aerith's chest, she died on the spot. And so began the melodramatic cavalcade... and shit fics like this.

Corner of Horror - Episode 65 - Disturbing Things Volume 3

posted by windwakerguy430

(This articolo contains disturbing visuals, disturbing themes, extreme and graphic violence, blood and gore, and mature subjects. te have been warned)

There are many disturbing things out there in the world, with each one being something haunting for their own reasons. Some people see things as being disturbing for different reasons than others, but we can all agree that there are some haunting things out there, that scare us più than anything that a game o a movie could do, due to how psychologically damaging they are to those who watch them. So, today, I am going to share with te another...

Corner of Horror - Episode 46 - Don't Breath (Day 16 of October Movie Marathon)

posted by windwakerguy430

Art by SeantheHedgehog

When I saw the trailer for this movie back in the summer, I gotta say, I was excited. But I was also expecting disappointment, since Hollywood has a habit of disappointing me. But, surprisingly enough, this movie was awesome. Now, originally, I was going to review Halloween 3 instead of this movie, but I just had to talk about. So for all of te who badly wanted that Halloween 3 review, here is is in short. It has witchcraft and no Myers. It’s different, so it sucks (Seriously though, it is not a good movie). Now, with that out of the way, let’s talk about the clearly better movie, Don’t...

Corner of Horror - Episode 38 - The Devil's Rejects (Day 8 of October Movie Marathon)

posted by windwakerguy430

Art by AquaMarine

Another Rob Zombie movie I have watched, and another one that people are mixed about. I’ve detto before that I known Zombie più for his Film rather than his music, and this is one of the Film I remember my brother telling me he loved. I didn’t know what I’d think of it. I do remember some people finding it too disgusting for them. Then again, I did have a soft spot for some of Zombie’s other movies, like El Superbeasto, so maybe this could be one of his shining gems… o it could turn out like his Halloween movie, and we all know that’s not good. Anyway, today, we are going to...

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Corner of Horror - Episode 31 - Nightmare on Elm strada, via (Day 1 of October Movie Marathon)

posted by windwakerguy430

Art by SeantheHedgehog

Well, let’s start off the first movie to review for the Halloween season. I’m just gonna pick up one at random and see what I get first. It can range from being a really good movie, to a really… REALLY horrible one. I just hope that I can do this all without burning out da the end of the month. So, let us take a look at our first movie. That being the very classic slasher film da horror movie legend, Wes Craven. That movie is none other than Scream… Nah, just kidding. It’s Nightmare on Elm Street.

Oh man, has it been such a long time. Nightmare on Elm strada, via follows the small...

Decided to post all MASTER SWORD's focus episodes

posted by Canada24

SEASON 1 Episode 10:

Saten: Your dating Master Sword!?

Derpy: What's the big deal?

Saten: He's nuts. Don't te remember when I first met him.

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CUTAWAY:

Saten: (a anno o two ago) Excuse me. I'm looking for the owner this business?

Mare: Wait though there (points at Master Swords office)

Saten: (starting going in).

Master Sword: (hiding behind wall) Come on. Come on.

Saten: (walks in) Excuse me I-

Sword: (tackles him and start violently beating him up)... (stops).. Sorry. (pants). I thought te were the mafia.

Saten: N No I'm Saten Twist.

Sword:...

Windwakerguy430's superiore, in alto 100 preferito Film

posted by windwakerguy430

100: Repo! The Genetic Opera

99: The Room
98: Monsters, Inc.
97: Cloverfield
96: Adventures of Tintin
95: Hobo with a Shotgun
94: Watchmen
93: Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
92: Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World
91: Caroline
90: Army of Darkness

89: Kick-Ass
88: Despicable Me
87: Zombieland
86: Land of the Dead
85: Goldeneye
84: District 9
83: Monster House
82: Tropic Thunder
81: King Kong
80: American Psycho

79: Dawn of the Dead
78: The Thing
77: Beauty and the Beast
76: The Road to El Dorado
75: Inglorious Bastards
74: Cast Away
73: The Incredibles
72: The Corpse Bride
71: Lemony Snicket’s Series of...

Original Stories: Bury Me When I'm Dead

posted by windwakerguy430

~Story~

The story follows Benedict, a young aged man who is sent to Purgatory, which looks like a simple 1960’s town, but with dead souls who resemble the deaths they faced. Benedict is soon met with Death, a simple entrepreneur who is unable to find out anything about Benedict, and can not find out if he is meant to go to Heaven o Hell. However, Death asks Benedict to try and do some good in Purgatory. However, the downside is, unlike earth, Purgatory is not at all safe, as people could be plucked out of it immediately da either an Angel o a demon, and that it is also home to the Seven...

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Windwakerguy430's superiore, in alto Ten Things In Games That Scared Me As A Kid

posted by windwakerguy430

Now, I was always a gamer. Even when I was 7. However, I wasn’t as Ribelle - The Brave while playing games as I am now when I was 7. So, te can imagine that their were a lot of terrifying things. So, I am going to tell te all the things in games that scared me as a kid. Now, these are all going to be games I played when I was only 7. So, I am not going to put any of the horror games on this list. Also, no Giygas, o Mimi, because those would be too obvious. Sorry. And with all that said, lets start the list

Boulders

#10: Boulders from Crash Bandicoot - Yes, that’s right, I was such a wuss back...

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Dead Rising 2 Abridged - Part 2

posted by windwakerguy430

Chuck: (Sitting in room, with TV on)
Anchorman: And, in a turn of events, some serious shit went down in Fortune City. And I mean SHIT! Like "Holy crap, dozens of people are dying and no one is doing a damn thing" kind of shit. We will go to our field reporter, Rebecca Chan, who has più on this crazy shit.
Rebecca: It is revealed that the zombies were released da someone, as an act of terrorism. The following video shows a man who we can not see his face at all, but, for story reasons, we will just assume its Chuck Greene.
Chuck: Oh, they detto my name again. Man, I am real popolare today.
Rebecca:...

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What's Your Take - articolo 95 - Five Nights At Fred- HOLY S**T

posted by windwakerguy430

Now, I have played lots of horror games on the internet. There was Slender: The Arrival with its jump scares and Corpse Party with its psychological horror. But there is a game that mixes both of these together. That game is Five Nights at Freddy's.
Now, this game, is horrifying. And for once, in a good way. It has a lot of good backstory, and the plot is neat, and the actual gameplay is well done. But what really amazed me was the horror of the game. It has both jump scares and psychological horror. I won't talk about the jump scares much, but più of the psychological horror, as the animatronics...

What's Your Take - articolo 54 - Half Life: Full (Of Crap) Consequences

posted by windwakerguy430

Okay... This fanfic is so bad and so poorly written... That its just funny. The fanfic I am talking about, is Half Life: Full Life Consequences.
Believe of o not.... Okay, no one, not even myself, believes this, but Gordon Freeman actually has relatives. He has a dad named Henry and a brother named John. This fan fiction is all about how Henry saved a city with his son. Sounds promising, so how could they fuck it up... Well, how about some of the worst spelling and grammar in the entire world. I swear, its as if this fanfiction was written da a first grader. In fact, I should just mostra you...

The superiore, in alto 100 - #45: Skullgirls

posted by windwakerguy430

It doesn’t take a lot to get my interest in some games. One of the most likely things that can sell me on a game is how good the art is. And it’s real damn good to see a game that has been carefully drawn, picture da picture, all to get down the perfect animation. And no game has ever gotten that style of hand drawn animazione for each character like the classic Skullgirls.
Skullgirls is one of my preferito fighting games out there simply for hte style, but I like it for other reasons too, of course. Skullgirls takes place in a sort of 1930s esque city, where a fabled McGuffin known...

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MACK Part One: Blue Moon

posted by windwakerguy430

~Part 1: Blue Moon~

(A silent night, snow falling from the sky, as a man walked down an alleyway. There was no sound. Nothing but the noises of someone running and panting, almost screaming. The running stopped, but the screaming was only più frequent, as the mysterious man at the end of the alley walked into the frame, blocking path. In his hand, a tommy gun, with a drum at the side, held in his right hand, before lifting it into both hands. The figure screamed and panicked, trying to find an escape, but to no avail. It was only when the gun was fired did any light shine on the figure. A dirty,...

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Death Note: The Re-Bridged Trailer

posted by windwakerguy430

Narrator: Are te looking for a dark, edgy, and serious anime. Well than get the hell out of here, because Death Note: The Re-Bridged is not for you. This time, we got più suspense.
L: Should I add one sugar cube, o two…. oh, fuck it. I’ll use all of it
Narrator: We’ve got più action
Security Guard: Hey, a bus… The wheels on the bus go ‘round and ‘round-
(Bus crashes into a building)
Narrator: And we got a motherfucking AFRO
Aizawa: ……. I don’t even know how to respond to that?
Narrator: Watch as Light eats all your fucking potato chips! Don’t miss it, o you’re culo is going down in the Death Note. Watch Light eat your fucking mother
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Narrator: Oh, shit. Wrong show… Uh… Here’s Matsuda
Matsuda: Hey, I’m Ma-
Narrator: FUCK OFF, MATSUDA! Death Note: The Re-Bridged! Watch it! o don’t! Fuck you! Rated PG.

Out of boredom, here's something I made for the RolePlay of Saten and Sword

posted by Canada24

Best of SATEN TWIST: (Heroic Hothead/Reformed drunk/AppleJack's husband)

AJ: (shortly after baciare him on the lips) There's somethin' ah've been meaning ta tell ya.
Saten: *gasps* Oh god. Your breaking up with me.
AJ: What?
Saten: W Why would te baciare me, and then break up with me.. That is so crue-
AJ: *puts her hooves on him softly* Honey. Relax. Ah'm not breaking up with ya,
Saten: (nervously) Oh.. Right, I I knew that.. (takes a large sip from the birra still on the lamp tavolo successivo to we're their sitting)

AJ: (nuzzling Saten lovingly)
Saten: Huh.. That's so adorable, your like a cat. Only cuter....

Zom-Beat: The Prequel Series - Episode 2

posted by windwakerguy430

Nate: (In car with Chris)
Chris: Are te sure its a zombie outbreak
Nate: Chris, take a look outside (Points at person getting eaten da zombie) How do te explain that
Chris: Well, this is New York. Lots of crazy crap happens. Maybe he's a drug pusher
Nate: CHRIS
Chris: Okay, okay, so it is a zombie outbreak. But, how am I supposed to deal with that. Zombie's are not normal
Nate: Oh, they are now
Chris: Where are we going anyway
Nate: Well, first, we need to get Emma
Chris: te mean that annoying cagna with her breasts being the only thing good about her
Nate: Chris, just shut up before I kick te out...

Hidden Gems: No più Heroes 2: Desperate Struggle

posted by windwakerguy430

When I detto I was going to review No più Heroes 2, I meant it. When I discussed the precedente game, I did mention that I may o may not review it. I detto that because, wow, I have to pay double the price of the original game for NMH2. But, in the end, I did it anyway. Because I’m a sad person. But, regardless, here it is. This is a game no one expected would be made. No più Heroes seemed like such a niche game that was fun, but nothing to warrant a sequel. But, low and behold, here it is: No più Heroes 2: Desperate Struggle.

~Story~

Now, te all know that I Amore the first No più Heroes...

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Hidden Gems: Beyond Good and Evil

posted by windwakerguy430

Hello, everyone. And welcome to Hidden Gems, where we take a look at games that have fallen into obscurity that no one has heard of, and see if those games deserved to be forgotten of it they should be più well known. And for the first episode of Hidden Gems, I want to talk about one of the best and most beloved obscure games out there. We all known Ubisoft for making games such as Assassin’s Creed, Far Cry, and a bunch of very buggy and untested games. But when less popolare games, they seem to be less buggy and più fun, such as games like No più Heroes, Red Steel, and today’s game,...

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Corner of Horror - Episode 48 - Silence of the Lambs (Day 18 of October Movie Marathon)

posted by windwakerguy430

Art by Alinah_09

When I was taking Topical Literature classes back in my junior anno of high school, we had this assignment where we had to watch a neo noir film and write down what we can find about the characters and the settings that give it that feeling. There was one movie I chose out of all of the. Mainly due to the fact that I have had a long history of enjoying this movie very much, for it’s dark setting, and it’s disturbingly creative villain… Not sure why I brought up my school assignments into this, but anyway, let’s talk about Silence of the Lambs… Oh, that’s why I talked about it. Because...

Windwakerguy430's superiore, in alto 20 Lost/Recut Video Games

posted by windwakerguy430

I like to think of myself as a pioneer when it comes to gaming, going beyond the boundaries to try and discover what lies behind them. It could be something amazing, o could be something completely strange. Lost games are something that fascinates me. Lost games are games that are completely gone within just a few days. They come into our lives, stay for a bit, and disappear without a trace. I like to imagine Lost games as being different from cancelled games, because then I’d be thinking of Silent Hills and how bastardized of a company Konami is. But, anyway, this lista is all about games...