What's Your Take - articolo 71 - nube, nuvola Mows the Lawn???

posted by windwakerguy430

Now here is a fanfiction that is able to fuck it up, when they thought we could actually catch a fucking break. The fanfic is known as nube, nuvola Mows the Lawn.
This is a fanfiction based off Final fantasy 7. And if te know me, you'd know that Final fantasy 7 is one of my preferito games of all time, so how could they fuck this fanfic up. Oh, trust me, you'll find out in just a minute. So, it starts with nube, nuvola mowing the lawn and Tifa watching. Apparently, they married after the events of FF7, which is odd, because I thought Aries was Clouds loves interest.
So, Tifa keeps talking about nube, nuvola looking handsome, like some shipfic. After which, her stomach begins to rumble, and (WARNING! THE REMAINDER OF THE FANFIC IS FUCKING GROSS! LEAVED THE articolo IF te HAVE A WEAK STOMACH!)
So, Tifa, apparently, has to go to the bathroom, but because she doesn't even try to go to the bathroom, she just goes on the floor. Yeah, she just craps on the floor like a fucking dog. Yeah, I don't think that fanfics are going to stop making me sick to my stomach. Oh, and while the writers at it, why doesn't he shoehorn a sex scene in there, and make is disgusting as fuck. Yeah, Tifa still has to go to the bathroom, but nube, nuvola walks is and they just have anal sex. I'd also like to point out that nube, nuvola just ignores the crap on the floor. And, while having sex, Clouds penis gets covered in shit, just to make the readers più grossed out, and it fucking worked.
And yeah, that's the whole goddamn story, and, surprise, it fucking sucks. But, hey, that's only my opinion. What's Your Take

Edvine2 For the record, Aerith was Cloud's LI, but when Sephiroth shoved his Sword Of Major Penal Compensation(Seriously, that sword is fucking LONG!) down Aerith's chest, she died on the spot. And so began the melodramatic cavalcade... and shit fics like this.

GTA characters as TEAMFOURSTAR characters PART 1: (I still have Carly as a character)

posted by Canada24

TREVOR AS VEGETA:

SCENE ONE:

Trevor: (learning Carly is pregnant) Huh, this is a new feeling: pride in someone else... Unfortunately, it's overshadowed da all this UNYIELDING RAGE!

SCENE TWO:

Michael: Dave.. I think Trevor knows about Brad.

Dave: Really?.. How did he feel.

Michael: Hard too tell.. He literary screams everything.

SCENE 3:

Trevor: (losing it in his trailer, after learning about Brad) They called me crazy! They ALL called me crazy!.. But I'll mostra them! I'll mostra ALL of them! Right Carly!?.. (talking to the volley ball from Cast away, but with Carly's face on it), (the ball falls over,...

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Corner of Horror - Episode 47 - The Blair Witch Project (Day 17 of October Movie Marathon)

posted by windwakerguy430

Art by Deathding

I remember a time when horror Film didn’t use found footage to describe they’re movies, and how Paranormal Activity brought it back and it was everywhere, forever making horror fan motion sick. Okay, I don’t hate found footage films. I Amore Cloverfield, and it was a found footage movie. However, found footage movies, at least to me, tend to be pretty bland. It’s why I wasn’t really a fan of Paranormal Activity. But I think the movie that started it all would have to be Blair Witch Project.

Okay, so maybe Blair Witch Project wasn’t the first to do the whole found footage...

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Wind's Story Time: Wind Gets a BB Bullet Stuck in His Back

posted by windwakerguy430

If te ever wanted to see how stupid me and my brother are, look no further than the time when we bought two fucking BB guns, and started recitazione like badasses because of it. We were twelve at the time, so what do te expect. We did everything we could with these things. We shot soda cans, we swung them in our hands, we even held them sideways, thinking we’d look più awesome, o at the very least, less idiotic. So, what we decided to do was try and put on vests and shoot each other. Yes, we were THAT fucking stupid. We actually thought it would be a fun idea to shoot each other. I have no...

windwakerguy430 VS Memes: Episode 4 - Doge

posted by windwakerguy430

Hello, and today, we will be talking about the meme known as Doge. So, let us take a look at the history of the Doge
Now, unlike most memes, we can't just look for the picture of Doge. We also need to find out where the word, Doge, came from. Now, the word Doge came from the mostra Biz Cas Fri 1, when one of the characters misspelled dog da saying D-O-G-E. So, now that we know where the word came from, lets find the picture. A Japanese kindergarden teacher postato pictures of there dog on there blog page. However, one picture ended up mostrare the dog making an odd face. Now, we know about the word,...

Windwakerguy's superiore, in alto 10 Most Disappointing Games Ever Played

posted by windwakerguy430

Hello, everyone. Todays lista is about the games that got my hopes up just to piss me off. Now, these are games that I have to had loved the first games o the trailer and box art had to look super cool only to just piss me off while playing it. So, here we go

10: Spongebob Squarepants and the Legend of the Lost spatola - Now, I had played other Spongebob games before like Battle for Bikini Bottom, The spongbob Movie game, and Lights, Camera, Pants. They were all wonderful games, so when I saw this game, I was excited... But when I played it, it was beyond awful. This game has a dumb story that...

Booze Brothers - Episode 2 - The Job

posted by windwakerguy430

Nick's Revolvers

(Cody parks car in front of bank)
Cody: Okay, can we not screw this up this time
Nick: Well, duh. Why else do te think I brought this home made pipe bomb. I'm not going to pistol whip the SWAT Team this time
Cody: (Sigh) te better not fuck this up (Puts on mask)
Nick: te worry to much, Cody (Puts on mask)
Cody: Okay, lets go (Gets out of car)
Nick: (Follows) Trust me, just follow my lead and this will go fine (Walks into bank) Alright. (Fire gun at ceiling) This is a goddamn robbery
Cody: (Runs in) Surprise, motherfu- (Slips and falls on floor) Ow
Nick: What the fuck, Cody
Cody: I thought I would...

The Man Who Shot 50 Cent - PaRappa the Rapper 2 (PS2 Cents)

posted by windwakerguy430

Guys, I’m about to give a hot take for te all…. I do not care for PaRappa the Rapper on Playstation 1. Now I am fully aware that is a crime against humanity, but I do like aspects of it. I Amore the style of it for a PS1 game, I enjoy the character designs, and I think the Musica is pretty funky. But a lot of my problems with the game are from the gameplay feeling pretty rough and unfair at times. There are many times where I am pretty sure I hit the button at the right time, and not only does it sound awkward coming out of PaRappa as delayed as it sounds, but the game still counts it as...

Scarlet farfalla Chapter 6

posted by windwakerguy430

*Hannah’s eyes were on the dark figure. She couldn’t see who o what they were. Her curiosity was all over her mind. She wanted to rush over to the person, but there was not a single monster near them. They stood perfectly still, almost calm. Hannah couldn’t look at them another minute. Instead, she continued to follow the butterfly. She hoped that, in due time, she would find out who that mysterious figure was. She hoped that they would meet soon. But, she had to stay focused on helping the person in danger, the one the farfalla was leading her to. She ran down the street, following...

Dim Souls - Episode 2

posted by windwakerguy430

Damas: (Being carried da the crow) Put me down, goddamn it (Crow drops him and he hits his head on the ground) Oh god, where am I
Crestfallen Warrior: Oh, welcome to Firelink Shrine. Have te come to become Hollow, like me
Damas: Uh…. not really
Crestfallen Warrior: Oh… Well, no worries. I suppose you’re here then on a quest
Damas: How did te know?
Crestfallen Warrior: Why else would te come to a messed up place like this
Damas: Good point
Crestfallen Warrior: Well, in order to progress through your quest is to ring the two Bells of Awakening, one in Undead Parish and the other in Blighttown....

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Wind's Story Time: Wind's Brother Jumps Out of a Window

posted by windwakerguy430

Back when we were living at my grandma’s house, my brother was quite the troublemaker. He was always going out late, he was always arguing with our mother, and he was always breaking all the rules. So much in fact, that he did something worth a spot on Wind’s Story Time, so I hope te all won’t mind that we will be talking about what happened to my brother rather than what happened to me… But I witnessed it, so that’s something. Anyway, my brother had just walked in from school, and, on the bus, he told me how he was going to hang out at his friend's house for the night. When we got...

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Original Story Idea: Devil's Sorrow

posted by windwakerguy430

~Story~

In the medieval anno of 1043 A.D., there was a terrible curse on the Kingdom of Brador. The evil demon lord, Irons, has placed a deadly curse on the kingdom, that would soon kill everyone in the kingdom, allowing him to take over the kingdom for centuries. However, the hero, Sidus, and his companion, Rays, travelled to Irons’s fortress in order to defeat him. Once they had arrived, Irons was there waiting to challenge Sidus to a duel. They both fought, ending with Irons being defeated. In an attempt to trick Sidus, he offered to give Sidus a place at his side, so that he would not...

My old crossover.. PATRICK MEETS THE SIMPSONS

posted by Canada24

It was a beauitful giorno in Bikini Bottom, and everyone's preferito dimwitted Starfish was doing what he always dose.. Sleeping almost ALL hours of the day.

Inside his rock house, laying on a letto 'liturary' made of sand, Patrick was cuddled up with a teddy bear, and for whatever reason, sucking his thumb.

Suddenly there was a knock on his door, carzing him to wake up.

Patrick opened up his rock to see a mailman.

"Hello" Patrick greeted, as friendly as could sound.

"letter for mister Starfish" the mailman said, holding a mailcard.

"What Starfish?" Patrick asked, looking around as if looking for someone....

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Here's what I have so far, for a REAL walking dead spoof..

posted by Canada24

A car is violently flipped over.

"Yo! What the fuck!?" The passengers cried angrily.

"OPEN FIRE!" Officer Shane cried, and all the officers started killing the suspects, though they were no threat at all.

However, Shane ended up accidentally shooting chief Rick Grims, nearly killing him.

"Oh nooo... He's been shot because da the criminals" Shane called out nervously.

Shane and the officers ran over to the fading away Rick.

"By the way. If te die o fall into a coma.. I'm gonna sleep with your wife" Shane's voice detto as it was fading away.

AT THE HOSPITAL

The doctor violent punches Rick while he was still unconscience.

"What te do doing!?" Shane cried.

"My job..Sometimes people FAKE being in a coma. This man's not.. Unless.. The first punch, punzone knocked him out.. Either way, we won't know for sometime" the doctor replied.

Stay tuned for more..

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Jojo-nuary: Ranking of Stands in Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Stone Ocean

posted by windwakerguy430

(Notice: All Jojo-nuary articoli will be released on Tuesdays and Thursdays. If I made an articolo everyday throughout January, I’d just be exhausted)

Well, I already did the Stands for Vento Aureo last week, so I guess now is a better time than any to get started on the successivo part of Jojo, Stone Ocean. Now, Stone Ocean was a part that as very… mixed for Jojo fans. Many enjoyed the main Jojo, Jolyne, the main villain of this part, Enrico Pucci, and the story it had for it, but it seemed to have lacked in creative Stands. It’s like a reverse Vento Aureo, a part with amazing Stands, but weak...

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Windwakerguy430's superiore, in alto Ten Non-Horror Games To Play on Halloween

posted by windwakerguy430

When the anno of scares comes around, everyone is always looking for something that can give them a good old fashioned scare. From Leggere libri of Vampiri#From Dracula to Buffy... and all creatures of the night in between. and the undead, to watching Film of aliens and serial killers. And then there are those that play video games around this time, experiencing the horror from a different perspective. Games like Resident Evil, Silent Hill, and Fatal Frame… But anyone can tell te that Halloween is all about fear. It’s an important part of Halloween, yes, but there is più to it than that. It’s the feeling of using this to your advantage, the changing...

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Windwakerguy430's superiore, in alto 15 preferito Video Game Characters

posted by windwakerguy430

Video game characters. There are THOUSANDS of them. Some are funny, some are annoying, some are great, and others… not so much (Makarov) But, then comes along those video game characters. The ones that are so well written, and so perfectly executed, that te want to see più of these characters. And so, today, I am going to lista my superiore, in alto ten- no- superiore, in alto Fifteen of my preferito video game characters. Now, a few rules before we begin. Only one game per franchise, and only from games that I have played. Lastly, I will be spoiling all of these games (Persona 4, Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker, Trauma Team,...

The superiore, in alto 100 - #29: Super Mario Galaxy

posted by windwakerguy430

Well, been a while since we talked about this fat Italian plumber. What was it, back in the 90s of this lista we talked about 3D Land, and only now, we’re discussing another game? Well, whatever, it’s still a beloved game regardless.
In this installment of the franchise, Mario goes from the fungo Kingdom to spazio itself, and must collect stars in order to unlock new levels all with the help of Rosalina and her group of Lumas, small stella, star creatures that treat her like a mother. While this isn’t my preferito of the Mario games and Super Mario Galaxy 2 was just an complessivamente, generale conundrum...

Le Superchicche

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Corner of Horror - Episode 65 - Disturbing Things Volume 3

posted by windwakerguy430

(This articolo contains disturbing visuals, disturbing themes, extreme and graphic violence, blood and gore, and mature subjects. te have been warned)

There are many disturbing things out there in the world, with each one being something haunting for their own reasons. Some people see things as being disturbing for different reasons than others, but we can all agree that there are some haunting things out there, that scare us più than anything that a game o a movie could do, due to how psychologically damaging they are to those who watch them. So, today, I am going to share with te another...

Corner of Horror - Episode 46 - Don't Breath (Day 16 of October Movie Marathon)

posted by windwakerguy430

Art by SeantheHedgehog

When I saw the trailer for this movie back in the summer, I gotta say, I was excited. But I was also expecting disappointment, since Hollywood has a habit of disappointing me. But, surprisingly enough, this movie was awesome. Now, originally, I was going to review Halloween 3 instead of this movie, but I just had to talk about. So for all of te who badly wanted that Halloween 3 review, here is is in short. It has witchcraft and no Myers. It’s different, so it sucks (Seriously though, it is not a good movie). Now, with that out of the way, let’s talk about the clearly better movie, Don’t...