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Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker Abridged - Part 11

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Medli: Oh, damn, I've been trying to genetically create Link da using that blood sample. Maybe I need a seaman sample as well. Perhaps I can seduce him to- Wait, if I did that then why would I need to create this clone of his in the first place
Link: Hey, Medli
Medli: Link. You've returned. I knew you'd come back for-
Link: Yeah, whatever. Listen, I need to find some psychotic bird human hybrid, and te fit that position well, so, come on
Medli: Wait, what would my father think
Link: I already talked to him
(Flashback)
Link: And that's why I need your daughter
Postman King: But can't te just take...

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DragonBall Z Abridged: Episode 54 - TeamFourStar (TFS)

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Why Wind Should Not Visit Dishonored

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Wind: (Walks over to the Empress) So, yeah, when I went to those other towns to find the cure for the plague…. They tried to lynch me, but since they were worried they’d get the plague from touching me, they then started shooting at me with rifles. I had arrows and firebombs thrown at me. I think I breathed in enough bomb ash that it’s fucking up my lungs as we speak.
Empress: Oh, this is terrible
Wind: You’re damn right it’s terrible. I’m the only one in this damn city with an attention span lasting più than five seconds, so if I die, we’ve all pretty much Lost the only person...

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Wind's Story Time: Wind Almost Buys a Real Samurai Sword

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When I was thirteen, I was still a very, very, VERY stupid child. However, while I was still stupid, I had also grown a Amore for più of the Japanese culture. After Leggere about the country on an articolo online, I had grown to really like this country. I was interested in it’s history, agriculture, and many other things. But if there was anything I loved the most, it was it’s weaponry. più specifically, the samurai sword. I just loved these kinds of weapons, and I really loved those things. Now, I am telling te this so te can get a better understanding of what’s to come. Back then,...

Wind Waker Abridged: The After Adventures - Episode 6 - Youth and Revolt

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Link: Okay, so, what do we do successivo on Windfall
Tetra: Well, there is this teacher named Ms. Marie who is having problems with a group of kids.
Link: ...... Why do I give a fuck
Tetra: A reward involving a thousand dollars and your own tropical island
Link: Wait, are te serious.
Tetra: Yep
Link: ........... Your bullshitting me
Tetra: Why don't te find out then
Link: .....................
(Later, at Ms. Maries school)
Ms. Marie: Oh, young boy, please help me, I-
Link: Yeah, don't worry, I'll fix the problem
Ms. Marie: te will? Oh tha-
Link: Yeah, shut up (Walks out)
(Later, outside)
Link: Okay, now, where...

Wind Waker Abridged: The After Adventures - Episode 3 - All Work and No Play

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Link: I swear to god, this is a bunch of bullshit. We have met two people, and got shitty rewards.
Tetra: Well, we still got one più person on this island to talk to. Mesa
Link: Mesa. te mean the lazy bum
Tetra: Well, I'm sure he has a good quest for us
(Later, at Mesa's house)
Mesa: Cut my grass
Link: ........ Really. Cut the grass. I swear, I am doing chores for lazy as shit people.
Mesa: te want your reward o not
Link: Well, fine (Walks out and cuts the grass)
Tetra: Well, sure, things may be boring, but, at least we're getting a reward
Link: Really? What? Ten dollars for the caramelle store
Tetra:...

Wind Waker Abridged: The After Adventures - Episode 2 - The Sword is Mightier...

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Link: Well, what's next
Tetra: We need to meet the island swordmaster, Orca
Link: Orca? te mean that creepy old guy?
Tetra: Oh come on Link. How bad can he be
(Later, in Orca's Dojo)
Orca: Oh, ciao Link. It's been a while
Link: Uh... ciao Orca.
Orca: So, te want some candy. It's over here. Just step into my basement and-
Link: Actually, I'm here for for te to teach me a new sposta so I can leave
Orca: But why would I teach a little kid a dangerous move
Link: (Holds out underpants) because children's mutande says differently
Orca: Okay, I'll teach you
(A few minuti of preparation later)
Orca: Okay, Link....

Zom-Beat: The Prequel Series - Episode 6

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Nate: (Driving through city with Emma and Chris) I can't believe we have to go and get money for a couple of punks
Emma: At least we'll be safe
Chris: Yeah. I just want to find a place where we can eat. God, I'm starving
Nate: Christ, please, just, stay quiet
Chris: Fine, I'll just keep quiet and starve to death
Nate: Good. Do that (Keeps driving, until he comes to bank, only to see a large truck in front of it) What the- (Nate gets out of car) Guys, stay here. I'll be right back (Walks into bank to see robbers trying to brake into the safe, da setting explosives on it)
Robber 1: Come on, man. We...

Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker Abridged - Part 13

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Tingle: Oh, hello aga-
Link: GIVE ME THE FUCKING MAP
Tinge: Well, lets see (Counts bag of rupees) Well, it seems to be about right. Here is your map
Link: GREAT! HOW MUCH MAPS DO I NEED LEFT
Tingle: Hmm...... About four
Link: THANK te (Leaves)
King of Red Lions: So, where is the successivo Triforce shard
Link: ON SOME STUPID ISLAND
King of Red Lions: Then let us be off
Link: GOOD IDEA
King of Red Lions: ......Um...... Why are te still yelling. You've been doing that ever since we left the Wind Temple
Link: I TOLD YOU! I'M REALLY FUCKING PISSED
King of Red Lions: Oh right
TO BE CONTINUED

Windwakerguy430's Video Game Parodies Part 1

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Final fantasy 7 - Cloud: Okay, everyone, now once were inside, we will have to face an large amount of enemies that come out of nowhere, for some reason, is everybody ready
Everyone: No
Cloud: Okay, lets go (Runs in)
Enemy: Boo, mother fucker
Cloud: Quick, everyone, lets kill him. Barret. Tifa. Go
Barret: Alright, take this (Shoots and misses) Shit
Tifa: Okay. Here I go (Punches but misses) What the fuck. How stupid does someone have to be to miss a punch. They enemies aren't even moving
Enemies: Okay, our turn
Tifa: Quick, while they're attacking, lets kick their asses
Cloud: Tifa, we can't do that,...

veloce, veloce, swift Justice: Ace Attorney Case 2-3 - The Masked Turnabout (Part 5)

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Courtroom No. 3
12: 00 p.m. June 16th

Judge: So, I believe that Mr. Mays was able to bring in the witness
Marcus: Yes, your honor. She is a little scared, so I suggest te try to keep calm... Mr. Justice
Swift: *There is something about this guy... I don't know what... But I feel like... No, thats just crazy talk*
Marcus: Witness, please state your name and occupation
Jessica: I'm Jessica Jess and... Well... Lou prefers to do all the hard work
Marcus: So te witnessed the murder
Jessica: ...Yes
Marcus: And, could te tell us who was the killer
Lou: ...*smile*
Jessica: I-it was... It was Lou
Lou: ................WHAT!!!...

What's Your Take - articolo 69 - Worst Harry Potter Fanfiction Ever

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People say that My Immortal is the worst Fanfic ever. Yes, its bad. I mean really bad, but no, it is not the worst. That is The Pokemon Story. Fuck, My Immortal isn't even the worst Harry Potter fanfiction. Yeah, I was surprised to find a fanfic worse then My Immortal, but I'm surprised I found a worse Harry Potter fanfic. The story in domanda is Lucius and Draco Malfoy in Squick... Don't know what Squick means. Don't worry, te will after this review and you'll regret it in the end.
So, we start of with Lucius being disappointed in his son, Draco, and is going to punish him. Okay, so it doesn't...

What's Your Take - articolo 53 - Rini's Horrible Fanfiction

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Yet another fanfic about a mostra I never had the chance to watch. Now, from what I know, this fanfic is based off of the hit anime, Sailor Moon... A mostra in which I never got around to watching because I'm an idiot that never looks at popolare stuff. Anyway, this fanfic here, named Rini's Horrible Death, is a huge piece of shit that I'm surprised I actually got through it without wanting to find the actul sorce for this fanfic and burn every bit of it. Lets begin, shall we?
So, the whole fanfic is about a character from the mostra named Serena is getting fed up with Rini always getting in the way...

veloce, veloce, swift Justice: Ace Attorney Case 1-3 - The Heartbroken Turnabout (Part 1)

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veloce, swift Justice: Ace Attorney

Case 1-3

Heartbroken Turnabout

Lilly: I-I didn't do it. I swear
Police: LIAR!!! te had every right to
Lilly: I swear I didn't
Police: We found evidence that te were there. There's no use denying it
Lilly: Please. te have to believe me
Police: Well just see how the Judge thinks of this tomorrow. Your going to pay for what te did
Lilly: I didn't do it. I didn't kill him
Police: you'll get your just desserts. A bit of cold, hard veloce, swift justice, to be exact

Court Lobby
April 2nd 10:27 a.m.

Swift: *Okay, Swift. te can do this. Its just like the old days, only your on the opposite...

Waterproofing My Life With FLEX TAPE - JonTron

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Six Shooters 4

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I put ten Citazioni from Abridged Frieza

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#1:
Goku: (puts his hands up, preparing a spirit bomb)
Frieza: (not aware of what’s happening) What are te doing now?
Goku: … Stretching.
Frieza: In the middle of our fight?
Goku: …… Yes.
(from distance)
Piccolo: What’s going on? He’s just standing there with his hands up.
Krillin: Wait a second.
Krillin:(Goku and Frieza and hear Krillin, cause he’s screaming as loud as possible) HE’S USING THE SPIRIT BOMB!
Frieza: The Spirit whats-it-now?
Goku: (thinking) Oh no.
Piccolo: Would te stop screaming.
Krillin: (still screaming) THE SPIRIT BOMB IS THE ONLY THING THAT CAN KILL FRIEZA!
Piccolo:...

Corner of Horror - Episode 57 - Dead Alive (Day 27 of October Movie Marathon)

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Before there was Zombieland and before there Shaun of the Dead, we didn’t get much comedy zombie movies. Sure, there were some, but not much. However, one movie came along that I think was an underrated classic of the 90s. First off, the movie was directed da Peter Jackson… yes, the Lord of the Rings Peter Jackson. Before he made Lord of the Rings, he made this movie. And it’s just as good as Lord of the Rings…. Okay, maybe not as good, but it’s still a good movie. Anyway, let’s talk about Dead Alive (Or Braindead if te live outside of North America.

Dead Alive follows the...

Bad Video Game Voice Acting: Megaman X7 (PS2)

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Roy Earle.. Most hated LA Noire character (and this is WHY)

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