The funeral for Cando and Humphrey was tragic.
“We Lost two good men in three days. The worst in pack history.”
Everyone, and literally everyone was crying. Everyone loved Humphrey who was a sweet and funny guy of the pack. Cando was a fierce, protective soldier to the combined packs.
Meanwhile, Humphrey crawled from the wreckage of the truck. There was no way he could’ve survived that. Then he started think about how that was where they lived. It’s a good thing Salty still had Johnny.
“Ahh, crap!”
Humphrey saw the huge wreckage, “Holy crap, how did I survive?”
He coughed up blood. He has internal bleeding. He saw how high up the surface was.
“Does God expect me to climb that?”
It started snowing, “So that means yes, alright, let’s try it.”
He jumped onto the rocks but slid down. He kept trying and trying. He eventually gave up.
“Uhh, Lord, I didn’t train to do this. Please send down another wolf!”
There was tumbling through the rocks of the cliff, “Thanks, God.”
The lupo came out of the rocks. It was Cando!
“Cando! It’s a miracle!”
“I was never dead, the idiots took me off life support thinking I was dead and buried me. I had to work my way out of that grave.”
“Well, I need help climbing to the superiore, in alto and since you’re here and an Alpha, I figured te could help.”
“I’d be glad to help.”
Cando did a front flip to about an eighth of the way up, “Jump Humphrey!”
Humphrey jumped and grabbed Cando’s paw. Cando and Humphrey eventually made it up.
“Let’s go surprise them!”
The funeral was still going as Cando and Humphrey stepped in.
“Oh my God!” “It’s Cando and Humphrey!” “They’re alive!” “No way!”
“Remind me never to go to that one idiot hospital again!” Cando said.
“We’re actually going to need a den,” Humphrey said.
“It’s unbelievable,”
Everyone couldn’t stop ranting.
“Hey, Cando, I got a truck on one of those loads that’s good for you.”
“Really? Cool. I didn’t get one yet.”
“Follow me.”
“My career of jacking cars is over.”
“I wouldn’t let te go out there even if te begged me to.”
They got to the truck, “Cando, close your eyes.”
Humphrey climbed into the truck. He got the F-350 Super Duty with a Diesel engine and 350 horse power. He drove it off and parked it in front of Cando and got out.
“Open your eyes!”
Cando saw this massive beast. Knowing that this was all for him, he was totally stunned.
“Look at that! Would te look at that! That’s a massive beast! A pure beauty! It’s amazing! Thank you!”
“No problem.”
Cando hugged Humphrey really hard, “Thanks so much man!”
“No thanks necessary.”
“I know, but I just Amore this truck!”
“I’ll tell te what, te take that truck, and te give Scar a good ride.”
“Thanks, man!”
Cando got in the truck and set off. Meanwhile, Faolan came over to Kate. Him and Bella weren’t together anymore.
“Hey, Kate. Bella and I aren’t together anymore.”
“Oh, I’m sorry.”
“And, personally, I think te deserve better the than Humphrey. Making te think he died. A real lupo would howl that he’s alive.”
“He didn’t know. I talked to him, he wanted to fool you.”
“He did? I’m not sure if that would happen.”
“Oh it happened.”
“You need someone like me, someone who’s loyal, doesn’t fool you.”
Kate was attracted to Faolan, and thought it was somewhat a good idea.
“You know, Faolan, I do need a guy you. And I won’t just find one as good looking as you.”
“Aww, thanks.”
“Your shiny, gray, sexy fur! Your sexy body.”
“As good as Humphrey?”
“Yes! Sexier!”
“Come over the letto with me! te won’t regret it!”
“Oh, I won’t.”
Kate took Faolan up to letto and they started romancing. Fast, deep, and hard.
“Faolan! You’re better than Humphrey! Oh!”
“Oh! This is great!”
Humphrey got to the hospital with a new car to pick up the Omega he hit.
“Thanks for picking me up, sir.”
“No problem. My name’s Humphrey da the way.”
“Nice to meet te Humphrey.”
“I’m sorry I hit you.”
“No, don’t apologize. I like being in the hospital.”
“Where do te live?”
“321, 32nd street.”
“Ok. Do te have a mate?”
“No.”
“Do te have anyone to contact if te have an emergency.”
“I don’t have any close friends.”
“I live on Sequoia Avenue. It’s about a block away if te need me.”
“Ok, thanks.”
“No problem.”
Humphrey pulled up to the house, “Alright, we’re home. o at least te are.”
“Thank you.”
“Hey, what’s your name?”
“Cathy.”
“Nice to meet you. I’m Humphrey.”
She leaned onto Hjumphrey and gave him a nice long kiss, “Nice to meet te too.”
She went into her den.
“Man, she’s a good kisser!”
Faolan left as Humphrey got home.
“We Lost two good men in three days. The worst in pack history.”
Everyone, and literally everyone was crying. Everyone loved Humphrey who was a sweet and funny guy of the pack. Cando was a fierce, protective soldier to the combined packs.
Meanwhile, Humphrey crawled from the wreckage of the truck. There was no way he could’ve survived that. Then he started think about how that was where they lived. It’s a good thing Salty still had Johnny.
“Ahh, crap!”
Humphrey saw the huge wreckage, “Holy crap, how did I survive?”
He coughed up blood. He has internal bleeding. He saw how high up the surface was.
“Does God expect me to climb that?”
It started snowing, “So that means yes, alright, let’s try it.”
He jumped onto the rocks but slid down. He kept trying and trying. He eventually gave up.
“Uhh, Lord, I didn’t train to do this. Please send down another wolf!”
There was tumbling through the rocks of the cliff, “Thanks, God.”
The lupo came out of the rocks. It was Cando!
“Cando! It’s a miracle!”
“I was never dead, the idiots took me off life support thinking I was dead and buried me. I had to work my way out of that grave.”
“Well, I need help climbing to the superiore, in alto and since you’re here and an Alpha, I figured te could help.”
“I’d be glad to help.”
Cando did a front flip to about an eighth of the way up, “Jump Humphrey!”
Humphrey jumped and grabbed Cando’s paw. Cando and Humphrey eventually made it up.
“Let’s go surprise them!”
The funeral was still going as Cando and Humphrey stepped in.
“Oh my God!” “It’s Cando and Humphrey!” “They’re alive!” “No way!”
“Remind me never to go to that one idiot hospital again!” Cando said.
“We’re actually going to need a den,” Humphrey said.
“It’s unbelievable,”
Everyone couldn’t stop ranting.
“Hey, Cando, I got a truck on one of those loads that’s good for you.”
“Really? Cool. I didn’t get one yet.”
“Follow me.”
“My career of jacking cars is over.”
“I wouldn’t let te go out there even if te begged me to.”
They got to the truck, “Cando, close your eyes.”
Humphrey climbed into the truck. He got the F-350 Super Duty with a Diesel engine and 350 horse power. He drove it off and parked it in front of Cando and got out.
“Open your eyes!”
Cando saw this massive beast. Knowing that this was all for him, he was totally stunned.
“Look at that! Would te look at that! That’s a massive beast! A pure beauty! It’s amazing! Thank you!”
“No problem.”
Cando hugged Humphrey really hard, “Thanks so much man!”
“No thanks necessary.”
“I know, but I just Amore this truck!”
“I’ll tell te what, te take that truck, and te give Scar a good ride.”
“Thanks, man!”
Cando got in the truck and set off. Meanwhile, Faolan came over to Kate. Him and Bella weren’t together anymore.
“Hey, Kate. Bella and I aren’t together anymore.”
“Oh, I’m sorry.”
“And, personally, I think te deserve better the than Humphrey. Making te think he died. A real lupo would howl that he’s alive.”
“He didn’t know. I talked to him, he wanted to fool you.”
“He did? I’m not sure if that would happen.”
“Oh it happened.”
“You need someone like me, someone who’s loyal, doesn’t fool you.”
Kate was attracted to Faolan, and thought it was somewhat a good idea.
“You know, Faolan, I do need a guy you. And I won’t just find one as good looking as you.”
“Aww, thanks.”
“Your shiny, gray, sexy fur! Your sexy body.”
“As good as Humphrey?”
“Yes! Sexier!”
“Come over the letto with me! te won’t regret it!”
“Oh, I won’t.”
Kate took Faolan up to letto and they started romancing. Fast, deep, and hard.
“Faolan! You’re better than Humphrey! Oh!”
“Oh! This is great!”
Humphrey got to the hospital with a new car to pick up the Omega he hit.
“Thanks for picking me up, sir.”
“No problem. My name’s Humphrey da the way.”
“Nice to meet te Humphrey.”
“I’m sorry I hit you.”
“No, don’t apologize. I like being in the hospital.”
“Where do te live?”
“321, 32nd street.”
“Ok. Do te have a mate?”
“No.”
“Do te have anyone to contact if te have an emergency.”
“I don’t have any close friends.”
“I live on Sequoia Avenue. It’s about a block away if te need me.”
“Ok, thanks.”
“No problem.”
Humphrey pulled up to the house, “Alright, we’re home. o at least te are.”
“Thank you.”
“Hey, what’s your name?”
“Cathy.”
“Nice to meet you. I’m Humphrey.”
She leaned onto Hjumphrey and gave him a nice long kiss, “Nice to meet te too.”
She went into her den.
“Man, she’s a good kisser!”
Faolan left as Humphrey got home.
