Cando and Scar have been married for a while now and they still haven’t gone on a honeymoon. They planned out theirs. Cando had to get leave from work to go on this trip. They were leaving that night. They ha rubato, stola and figured out so much technology from humans that howling wasn’t necessary. Instead they called.
“Yo, Winston. I need leave. Scar and I are going on a honeymoon.”
“Sure, Cando. We don’t have much going on anyway.”
“Thanks Winston,” Cando hung up, “He detto yes. Where should we go?”
“Anywhere. We could just take a road trip.”
“True. Yeah, the truck gets great mileage! 9 whole miles per gallon!”
“Quit Joshing.”
“Sorry! I’m sorry It’s just funny.”
“It holds 35 gallons. That’s still 305 miles with out fuel.”
“I still Amore that thing.”
“You Amore a truck più than me?”
Cando jumped onto Scar, “I don’t Amore anything più than I Amore you!”
Scar rolled onto her back and let Cando crawl on her and mount her. They’ve done this technique every time they mated. Cando remembered something.
“Crap! I forgot about Humphrey’s surprise party!”
“He has a surprise party?”
“Yes. It starts in 3 minutes.”
“We better hurry!”
Humphrey was supposed to be back about 5:00. Cando and Scar were fashionably late at 4:59. They came through the door.
“Surprise!” Everyone yelled.
“Woah it’s just Scar and I! Oh here he comes! Back to your positions!”
Cando and Scar jumped into their positions. Humphrey soon came into the door.
“Surprise!” Everyone yelled.
“Oh guys te didn’t have to do this!”
Kate approached Humphrey and hugged him, “We wanted to! da the way, te get a special surprise tonight.”
All the Lupi came to an uproar.
“Happy birthday!”
“Johnny, I have something to give to you.”
“Really?”
“Yeah, follow me.”
They came up to a tundra Super Duty, double cab with a diesel engine.
“Oh my God! No way!”
Johnny looked at this black, massive beauty.
“Thanks so much dad! Now I can go to the drive through and order what ever I want and take forever!”
Humphrey was embarrassed but he laughed. Mooch came and tackled him out of nowhere.
“Happy birthday buddy!”
“Thanks Mooch!”
Shakey jumped in between Humphrey and Mooch.
“I wish te a happier birthday!”
Salty slid in, “I wish te the happiest birthday.”
“Man, I miss my Omega days!”
Humphrey heard the strum of a guitar. He looked to wear he detected the noise.
“No way! It’s Metallica! Holy Crap! This is the best birthday ever!”
“I knew you’d like it.”
“All I want to say is happy fricken birthday Humphrey!” James, the singer said, “I know te like the song And Justice for All, so we’re going to play it.”
“Thanks so much guys!”
“Anything for a fan.”
They played And Justice for All for Humphrey. It was Humphrey’s preferito song ever. The song ended probably 10 minuti later.
“Thanks guys! I Amore te all!”
“No problem Humphrey.”
“I’m officially a true fan!”
The party ended and everyone left.