well only me and garth21 were the only ones that were awake. the rest of the guys in the car were asleep. but me and garth21 are still hungry. "hey wait stop the car garth21!" trueshadowwolf said. "why what is it?" garth21 said. "you see that farm?" trueshadowwolf said. "yeah." garth21 said. "they have pigs see that?" trueshadowwolf said. "yeah." garth21 said. "i bet if we take that pig we can just cook it and make it into bacon, pancetta affumicata te in?" trueshadowwolf said. "ha ha ha ok lets do it!" garth21 said. we both snuck out of the car and went over the fence. the pig was asleep. they both snuck right behind it. "shhh ok ok..." trueshadowwolf said. then they caught it. the pig was screaming its lungs off. "HEY WHOS OUT THERE!!!" a farmer said. he came out with a shotgun. "START THE CAR!!!!" trueshadowwolf said. garth21 was trying to start the car while trueshadowwolf was puting the pig inside the trunk. "WHAT THE HELL ARE te GUYS DOING?!" mattwolf199 said. the rest of the guys woke up. garth21 started the car. then trueshadowwolf got on superiore, in alto of the car. then all the sudden the farmer got out a monster trunk. "WHERE THE F@#$ DID HE GET THAT THING?!" trueshadowwolf said. "I DONT KNOW!!!" garth21 said. "COME BACK WITH MY bacon, pancetta affumicata te VARMENTS!!!" the farmer said. he was chaseing us with that monster truck of his. "DAMN IT KEEP DRIVEING WHILE IM SHOOTING AND REST OF te THROW AS MUCH OBJECTS AS te CAN!!!" trueshadowwolf said. trueshadowwolf was trying to shoot the farmer with his pistol and the rest were throwing stuff inside the car. the farmer got out his shotgun and was shooting us. shot the back of the car. "GIVE MY PIGGY BACK te SONS OF BITCHES!!!" the farmer said. "NO ITS OURS NOW te BASTURD!!!" trueshadowwolf said. "DUDE JUST GIVE HIS PIG BACK!!!" wildcat343 said. "NO I WANT TO COOK bacon, pancetta affumicata DAMN IT!!!" trueshadowwolf said. then trueshadowwolf shot the farmers hand and then the farmer Lost control of the monster truck. "HOLY S@#$ GET DOWN!" trueshadowwolf said. the monster truck tiped over and exploded. the farmer was dead. trueshadowwolf got back inside the car. "WHAT THE F@#$ IS WRONG YOU?!" nicker11500 said. "i wanted bacon." trueshadowwolf said. "yeah but te killed him!" garth21 said. "HEY that was his fault not mine he tiped his car now just drive this car to the forest." trueshadowwolf said. "ok ciao theres a bon fuoco da the road." nicker11500 said. they lited up the fuoco and put the pig on the fire.
1 ora after cooking the pig.
"DAMN trueshadowwolf this is good bacon!" wildcat343 said. "i know thats why i wanted bacon, pancetta affumicata so badly ok!" trueshadowwolf said. "my god and this sausage is good!" nicker11500 said. "hey guys te want a ciggerette?" trueshadowwolf said. "yeah man hook me up!" garth21 said. trueshadowwolf gave each of them a ciggerette. "i wonder how the pack is doing." nicker11500 said. "hmmm i dont know te want to check on them?" trueshadowwolf said. "well sure we need to get back to the party." mattwolf199 said. "well lets go." trueshadowwolf said. garth21 went to start the car. "DAMN IT WE'RE OUT OF GAS now how are we gonna get there?" garth21 said. "hey guys look a car...i think theres gas in it hold on a sec!" trueshadowwolf said. he went to the other car. garth21 and them heard the car windows break then the sirerns go off. "ok i got it lets get this baby going." trueshadowwolf said. trueshadowwolf filled the car up with gas. "ok lets go." trueshadowwolf said. garth21 started the car. then they got back to the pack.
"WHAT THE HELL....WHY IS THE FOREST ON FIRE?!?!" garth21 said. then they sawed humphry. with a birra can on his paw. "HUMPHRY WHAT HAPPENED?!" trueshadowwolf said. "wolves row BITCHES ha ha ha!" humphry said....drunkly. humphry was too drunk to answer. trueshadowwolf claped his paws in front of humphrys face. "WAIT WHAT oh ciao guys i was just drinking root birra and some lupo tiped that gas tank over there." humphry said. "AND te GUYS DIDNT EVEN BOTHER TO PUT IT OUT?!" trueshadowwolf said. "what ha ha?" humphry said. "damn it his too drunk humphry202 te know what happened right?" trueshadowwolf said. "humphry was right i didnt know what was going on i was in the middle banging kate." humphry202 said. "well how are we going to put this fuoco out?" trueshadowwolf said. "uhhh trueshadowwolf i dont think te have to worry theres a storm coming." wildcat343 said. it started to rain then it put the fuoco out. "well the fires out." garth21 said. "damn it the games are all ruined!" shakey said. "(sigh) ciao kate when is winston coming back?" trueshadowwolf said. "he detto he will be back tomorrow." kate said. "OH S@#$ REALLY DAMN GUYS WE GOT TO GET THE PLACE CLEANED UP!" trueshadowwolf said. "WHAT THE PARTYS OVER?!" garth21 said. "DUDE WINSTON IS COMING FIRST THING TOMORROW REMEMBER THE LAST TIME!" trueshadowwolf said.
*FLASHBACK*
"OH S@#$ GET THE F@#$ OUT OF THERE!" humphry202 said. winston was the HULK. "COME ON (CHOKEING)" trueshadowwolf was being choked da winston. "DAMN IT!" garth21 said. winston threw garth21 through the forest. "WATCH OUT!" nicker11500 said. nicker11500 got kicked in the culo all the way to the lake!
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"OH MY GOD YOUR GUYS GET THIS PLACE CLEANED UP!" garth21 said.
will they get the place cleaned up. will they make it. the pack is too drunk to help. OH BOY I HOPE I DONT GET MY culo KICKED ALL THE WAY TO THE FOREST.