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"Hello my name is Kate AND THIS IS JACKASS!!!" Kate yelled. And turns out she was on a albero with humphrey. Garth got out a chainsaw and chopped down the tree. "timber te jackasses!!!" Garth said. Then the albero was starting to fall. Then humphrey and Kate fell on the snow. "Whoo!" Humphrey yelled.
Fat fucks!
Humphrey and garth got on jackets. And stuffed them with lots of pillows. Then they went outside. Humphrey got out a sledingboard. "Okay fatty te ready." Humphrey said. "Hey Shut up ya fat fuck!" Garth said. Then humphrey went sleding down. Then he fell down. Then Kate saw him. "Oh humphrey te sure let yourself go!" Kate said. And she had a smirk on her face. "Yep, and so did you!" Humphrey said. "Hey te fat culo te better Shut the hell up!" Kate said. "Aww, Whatever ya agressive-Bitch ha ha!" Humphrey said. "....wait... I was that aggresive last Night?" Kate asked. Then Garth nodded.
Pee Pee
Shakey walked up to saltys den. He was on top. Waiting for him to come out. 5 mins later. Then Salty came out and shakey Peed all over Salty. "awww, dude what the fuck!" Salty shouted. "What.... Ha ha its funny!" Shakey said. Then shakey was waiting for humphrey in the den. But in stead shakey came it. And humphrey was asleep. Then shakey came up to him Then shakey Peed all over humphreys face. "awww, dude, damn it, Im trying to sleep!!!" Humphrey said. "Ha ha cagna see me trolling!!!" Shakey said. Then shakey snuck behind mooch. The shakey was peeing on his back. "What the hell!!!" Mooch yelled. Then shakey was laughing. Then mooch and humphrey and Salty were so pissed they were kicking his ass.
The portal potty ride.
Humphrey thought salty, Garth, shakey, mooch, Hutch, cando. And he showed them a new Project. There were 4 towers. And there was rope attached to the portal potty to each tower. And Kate, Lilly, candy, sweets and a few females were watching. "Now, one of te is going for a ride, if te do this, te get 100 dollars to do this." Humphrey said. "Ummm.... Humphrey this is stupid!" Garth said. "a 10000 dollars!" Humphrey said. "Okay fine, but Im doing it for the money!" Garth said. He went into the portal potty. Then humphrey and Salty striped him on the sit. Then they walked out. And they shutted the door. "Now Lilly, I would like te to press this button!" Humphrey said. "Oh, umm ok!" Lilly said. She pressed the Button. The the portal potty went up. And went down. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!" Garth was screaming. Crap was flying. "Shiiiiiiiiiiiit!!!!!!!!!!" Garth screamed. The portal potty was going all the way up to 300 feet up to the air. Then 10 mins the ride stopped. Garth came out. He had Shit all over Him. "Well wheres the money!" Garth said. "Here te go, Heres your money, *gags* dude te Need a shower!" Humphrey detto and gaged. "Lilly meet te at the tana, den ok honey. " Garth said. "Ok, *she also smelled it*!" Lilly said. But he took a shower. Then he was alright the successivo day.
Super glue
"Hello my name is Hutch, and this is super glue!" Hutch said. He got out a glue and it detto "Sooper glue". "Okay ciao cando and Garth, ready?" Hutch asked. He poured glue to Garth and to cando, and made them stick together. "Hey hutch!!! What the fuck! Get us out of this!!!" Garth said. Then hutch was laughing so hard.
End of episode
"Hello my name is Kate AND THIS IS JACKASS!!!" Kate yelled. And turns out she was on a albero with humphrey. Garth got out a chainsaw and chopped down the tree. "timber te jackasses!!!" Garth said. Then the albero was starting to fall. Then humphrey and Kate fell on the snow. "Whoo!" Humphrey yelled.
Fat fucks!
Humphrey and garth got on jackets. And stuffed them with lots of pillows. Then they went outside. Humphrey got out a sledingboard. "Okay fatty te ready." Humphrey said. "Hey Shut up ya fat fuck!" Garth said. Then humphrey went sleding down. Then he fell down. Then Kate saw him. "Oh humphrey te sure let yourself go!" Kate said. And she had a smirk on her face. "Yep, and so did you!" Humphrey said. "Hey te fat culo te better Shut the hell up!" Kate said. "Aww, Whatever ya agressive-Bitch ha ha!" Humphrey said. "....wait... I was that aggresive last Night?" Kate asked. Then Garth nodded.
Pee Pee
Shakey walked up to saltys den. He was on top. Waiting for him to come out. 5 mins later. Then Salty came out and shakey Peed all over Salty. "awww, dude what the fuck!" Salty shouted. "What.... Ha ha its funny!" Shakey said. Then shakey was waiting for humphrey in the den. But in stead shakey came it. And humphrey was asleep. Then shakey came up to him Then shakey Peed all over humphreys face. "awww, dude, damn it, Im trying to sleep!!!" Humphrey said. "Ha ha cagna see me trolling!!!" Shakey said. Then shakey snuck behind mooch. The shakey was peeing on his back. "What the hell!!!" Mooch yelled. Then shakey was laughing. Then mooch and humphrey and Salty were so pissed they were kicking his ass.
The portal potty ride.
Humphrey thought salty, Garth, shakey, mooch, Hutch, cando. And he showed them a new Project. There were 4 towers. And there was rope attached to the portal potty to each tower. And Kate, Lilly, candy, sweets and a few females were watching. "Now, one of te is going for a ride, if te do this, te get 100 dollars to do this." Humphrey said. "Ummm.... Humphrey this is stupid!" Garth said. "a 10000 dollars!" Humphrey said. "Okay fine, but Im doing it for the money!" Garth said. He went into the portal potty. Then humphrey and Salty striped him on the sit. Then they walked out. And they shutted the door. "Now Lilly, I would like te to press this button!" Humphrey said. "Oh, umm ok!" Lilly said. She pressed the Button. The the portal potty went up. And went down. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!" Garth was screaming. Crap was flying. "Shiiiiiiiiiiiit!!!!!!!!!!" Garth screamed. The portal potty was going all the way up to 300 feet up to the air. Then 10 mins the ride stopped. Garth came out. He had Shit all over Him. "Well wheres the money!" Garth said. "Here te go, Heres your money, *gags* dude te Need a shower!" Humphrey detto and gaged. "Lilly meet te at the tana, den ok honey. " Garth said. "Ok, *she also smelled it*!" Lilly said. But he took a shower. Then he was alright the successivo day.
Super glue
"Hello my name is Hutch, and this is super glue!" Hutch said. He got out a glue and it detto "Sooper glue". "Okay ciao cando and Garth, ready?" Hutch asked. He poured glue to Garth and to cando, and made them stick together. "Hey hutch!!! What the fuck! Get us out of this!!!" Garth said. Then hutch was laughing so hard.
End of episode
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So just commento your ideas on here and we can create Humphrey's parents and make the film we all want and be able to bring più character development to the film and shape the characters the way we want them to be and hopefully this project will become a great success.
So just commento your ideas on here and we can create Humphrey's parents and make the film we all want and be able to bring più character development to the film and shape the characters the way we want them to be and hopefully this project will become a great success.
My Pov ( Jason)
I hear everything about me te like me?
Sophie: Yeah I kinda do
Oh Soph, I like te too
Rose: So Jason do te want to do?
I'll have a walk with Sophie.
Shade: Okay take care te two.
Sophie: We will
As we walk at the park a voice come up
Well Well looks here the little bitch
ciao watch who te call bitch
??: Do te think we like care what we call her.
Then the lupo attack Sophie injuring her.
I got angry and attack him .I care.
??:The name's Mike I'll be back.
Are te okay?
Sophie: Okay te save me.
I have to defend te Soph.
Sophie: Why are te fond of me?
te like me like I like te of course I'll to defend you.
Sophie: Jason we meet two days and I can't stop thinking about you.
Me too.
I hear everything about me te like me?
Sophie: Yeah I kinda do
Oh Soph, I like te too
Rose: So Jason do te want to do?
I'll have a walk with Sophie.
Shade: Okay take care te two.
Sophie: We will
As we walk at the park a voice come up
Well Well looks here the little bitch
ciao watch who te call bitch
??: Do te think we like care what we call her.
Then the lupo attack Sophie injuring her.
I got angry and attack him .I care.
??:The name's Mike I'll be back.
Are te okay?
Sophie: Okay te save me.
I have to defend te Soph.
Sophie: Why are te fond of me?
te like me like I like te of course I'll to defend you.
Sophie: Jason we meet two days and I can't stop thinking about you.
Me too.