"did this had to do with that spider? did it lend its abilitys to me? hmm" humphrey thought, then remembered. "Some of the spiders can not be touched, cause thier being tested." humphrey remembered. "maybe the ragno had some chemical o radio active." humphrey keeps thinking about it. "hmm, i should go back to my house." humphrey said.
11:00 at night.
"yes, it works i call it 'web shooters' these device allows me to make webs, abserve!" humphrey thought. he put on the device and put it on his paw, he made a web and made a swing set. humphrey gets on it. "hmm... i should test my abilitys in a wrestling match, theres match tomorrow night, i should enter!" Humphrey thought. "but their not just gonna let a kid get in ... i need a costume." Humphrey thought. so got his red camicia and blue sweatpants. he spray painted a ragno on the shirt, front and back. then he gets his red mask from the closet, its a winter mask. but no mouth hole, just eye holes. "yes, this is diffidently going to work, and the reward is 1000$ if i stay in there for 3 mins." humphrey thought. "hey humphrey dinners ready." humphreys aunt said. "hey champ, i bought a mircoscope for you." his uncle said. "OH MY GOSH THANK te SO MUCH, YOUR THE BEST UNCLE IN THE WORLD!" humphrey said. "uncle jen and aunt ghiandaia, jay were the nicest family to me in the world." humphrey thought.
after that night. he went to the wresting match.
humphrey was in line to test himself. "AHH GODDAMN IT, MY LEG, HE BROKE MY LEG!!!" a wrestler came out of the ring and on a hospital bed. humphrey was shocked. then he thought. "no i face whats in there." humphrey said. "who dare faces ME!!!" the huge lupo wrestler said. his name was bones. his the champian of the wresting of WWE. (not really, he wishes) then humphrey was next. "Nah your not good enough gamberetto, gamberetti ha ha next!" the girl with the signature said. "no wait sign me in!" humphrey said. "ha ok its your funeral next!" the girl said. "ok whats your name kid?" the speaker lupo said. "the lupo spider!" humphrey said. "the lupo ragno thats all te got!" the speaker lupo said. "yeah!" humphrey said. "aw that sucks!" the speaker lupo said. "OK WE GOT FRESH MEAT! LADIES AND WOLVES, THE AMAZING ragno WOLF!!!" the speaker lupo said. "no te got my name wrong!" humphrey said. "I DONT CARE GET OUT THERE!" the lady said. then pushed humphrey. humphrey was heading to the ring. Lupi were throwing popcorn at humphrey. "YOU SUCK!!!" one of the Lupi said. then humphrey got in the ring. "hello little man!!!" Bones said. "hey ugly hideus wolf!" humphrey said. then all the sudden they put a cage up. "wha- ciao dude i didnt sign up for cage, ciao im talking to you!" humphrey was trying to talk to one of the employees. "Hey, i got 3 mins, 3 mins of play time!!!" Bones said. then they rung the bell. then Bones dashed after humphrey then humphrey jumped and web slinged across the cage. then humphrey was sticking to the cage wall. "hey, what are te doing up there!!!" Bones said. "staying away from you, thats a pretty outfit, did your husband made it for you?" humphrey said. then Bones got mad and tried jumping at humphrey. then humphrey jumped and web shooted him. the Bones was blind. then humphrey threw in a few punches and knocked him out. then everybody cheered. "WINNER!!!" the referee said. then humphrey hadnt been happy in his life.
meanwhile he was getting his reward.
the lupo gave humphrey a 100$. "you gave me a 100$ they detto i was getting a 1000$!" humphrey said. "well te cant te had to stay in there for 3 min then te pend him in 2!" the lupo said. then humphrey left angry. then another lupo passed da humphrey. "hey, HIS GOT MY MONEY!!!" the lupo screamed. humphrey heard them. then the lupo that passed humphrey smacked the lupo with his gun. then ran with the money. humphrey was about to get to the elevator. but then the lupo with the money that he ha rubato, stola got to the elevator first. "Thanks for letting me go!" the lupo with the money detto to humphrey. then he got away. "what the hell is the matter with te te let him go!" the cop said. then left. "i could of gave te that hundred grand now he got away with my money." the lupo said. "well that makes us even. " humphrey said. then the lupo agreed with humphrey. then humphrey left the building. on his way out he found lots of cops and people near his house. "wha?" humphrey went to investigate. his aunt ghiandaia, jay was crying. "aunt jay?" humphrey said. "wheres my uncle?" humphrey said. "...his been shot...someone try to hijack his car!" the police said. then humphrey saw his uncles body. his uncle was still alive. but got probly 25 mins to live. "UNCLE!" humphrey fell to the ground. then his uncle looked at him. then humphrey held his paw. "uncle!" humphrey said. "humphrey..." then his uncle died right after he was about to talk to him. "...uncle." then humphrey was sobbing. "wheres the shooter?" the cops said. "we heard his at a abandon deck building, were going to head there." the cop said. humphrey heard them. then he got angrey and angrey and went to go after him.
to be continued
11:00 at night.
"yes, it works i call it 'web shooters' these device allows me to make webs, abserve!" humphrey thought. he put on the device and put it on his paw, he made a web and made a swing set. humphrey gets on it. "hmm... i should test my abilitys in a wrestling match, theres match tomorrow night, i should enter!" Humphrey thought. "but their not just gonna let a kid get in ... i need a costume." Humphrey thought. so got his red camicia and blue sweatpants. he spray painted a ragno on the shirt, front and back. then he gets his red mask from the closet, its a winter mask. but no mouth hole, just eye holes. "yes, this is diffidently going to work, and the reward is 1000$ if i stay in there for 3 mins." humphrey thought. "hey humphrey dinners ready." humphreys aunt said. "hey champ, i bought a mircoscope for you." his uncle said. "OH MY GOSH THANK te SO MUCH, YOUR THE BEST UNCLE IN THE WORLD!" humphrey said. "uncle jen and aunt ghiandaia, jay were the nicest family to me in the world." humphrey thought.
after that night. he went to the wresting match.
humphrey was in line to test himself. "AHH GODDAMN IT, MY LEG, HE BROKE MY LEG!!!" a wrestler came out of the ring and on a hospital bed. humphrey was shocked. then he thought. "no i face whats in there." humphrey said. "who dare faces ME!!!" the huge lupo wrestler said. his name was bones. his the champian of the wresting of WWE. (not really, he wishes) then humphrey was next. "Nah your not good enough gamberetto, gamberetti ha ha next!" the girl with the signature said. "no wait sign me in!" humphrey said. "ha ok its your funeral next!" the girl said. "ok whats your name kid?" the speaker lupo said. "the lupo spider!" humphrey said. "the lupo ragno thats all te got!" the speaker lupo said. "yeah!" humphrey said. "aw that sucks!" the speaker lupo said. "OK WE GOT FRESH MEAT! LADIES AND WOLVES, THE AMAZING ragno WOLF!!!" the speaker lupo said. "no te got my name wrong!" humphrey said. "I DONT CARE GET OUT THERE!" the lady said. then pushed humphrey. humphrey was heading to the ring. Lupi were throwing popcorn at humphrey. "YOU SUCK!!!" one of the Lupi said. then humphrey got in the ring. "hello little man!!!" Bones said. "hey ugly hideus wolf!" humphrey said. then all the sudden they put a cage up. "wha- ciao dude i didnt sign up for cage, ciao im talking to you!" humphrey was trying to talk to one of the employees. "Hey, i got 3 mins, 3 mins of play time!!!" Bones said. then they rung the bell. then Bones dashed after humphrey then humphrey jumped and web slinged across the cage. then humphrey was sticking to the cage wall. "hey, what are te doing up there!!!" Bones said. "staying away from you, thats a pretty outfit, did your husband made it for you?" humphrey said. then Bones got mad and tried jumping at humphrey. then humphrey jumped and web shooted him. the Bones was blind. then humphrey threw in a few punches and knocked him out. then everybody cheered. "WINNER!!!" the referee said. then humphrey hadnt been happy in his life.
meanwhile he was getting his reward.
the lupo gave humphrey a 100$. "you gave me a 100$ they detto i was getting a 1000$!" humphrey said. "well te cant te had to stay in there for 3 min then te pend him in 2!" the lupo said. then humphrey left angry. then another lupo passed da humphrey. "hey, HIS GOT MY MONEY!!!" the lupo screamed. humphrey heard them. then the lupo that passed humphrey smacked the lupo with his gun. then ran with the money. humphrey was about to get to the elevator. but then the lupo with the money that he ha rubato, stola got to the elevator first. "Thanks for letting me go!" the lupo with the money detto to humphrey. then he got away. "what the hell is the matter with te te let him go!" the cop said. then left. "i could of gave te that hundred grand now he got away with my money." the lupo said. "well that makes us even. " humphrey said. then the lupo agreed with humphrey. then humphrey left the building. on his way out he found lots of cops and people near his house. "wha?" humphrey went to investigate. his aunt ghiandaia, jay was crying. "aunt jay?" humphrey said. "wheres my uncle?" humphrey said. "...his been shot...someone try to hijack his car!" the police said. then humphrey saw his uncles body. his uncle was still alive. but got probly 25 mins to live. "UNCLE!" humphrey fell to the ground. then his uncle looked at him. then humphrey held his paw. "uncle!" humphrey said. "humphrey..." then his uncle died right after he was about to talk to him. "...uncle." then humphrey was sobbing. "wheres the shooter?" the cops said. "we heard his at a abandon deck building, were going to head there." the cop said. humphrey heard them. then he got angrey and angrey and went to go after him.
to be continued
To help get into the Natale spirit. There will be più after this.
Kate: Deck the halls with boughs of holly,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Tis the season to be jolly,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Kate: Don we now our gay apparel,
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.
Troll the ancient Yule tide carol,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Kate: See the blazing Yule before us,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Strike the harp and unisciti the chorus.
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Kate: Follow me in merry measure,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
While I tell of Yule tide treasure,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Kate: Fast away the old anno passes,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Hail the new, ye lads and lasses,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Kate: Sing we joyous, all together,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Heedless of the wind and weather,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
What'd te Lupi think?
Kate: Deck the halls with boughs of holly,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Tis the season to be jolly,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Kate: Don we now our gay apparel,
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.
Troll the ancient Yule tide carol,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Kate: See the blazing Yule before us,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Strike the harp and unisciti the chorus.
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Kate: Follow me in merry measure,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
While I tell of Yule tide treasure,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Kate: Fast away the old anno passes,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Hail the new, ye lads and lasses,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Kate: Sing we joyous, all together,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Heedless of the wind and weather,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
What'd te Lupi think?
Note: This is not made up, and I Am NOT FUCKING with te people!
Lilly: located In Boston Massachusetts on 12/4/11
How she was located:
Yesterday when I was in Boston, Massachussetts I was in a huge building with like a hundred different resterants all smushed togeather. It was soo crowded... then I saw a dog. IT was... it looked to be... Lilly in real life! I was about to pet her but a sample man hollered to me to try a sample so i glanced at him, then back at Lilly and she was faaarrrr away! Damm I should have taken a pic of her.
She was found only on that data da my knowledge
Lilly: located In Boston Massachusetts on 12/4/11
How she was located:
Yesterday when I was in Boston, Massachussetts I was in a huge building with like a hundred different resterants all smushed togeather. It was soo crowded... then I saw a dog. IT was... it looked to be... Lilly in real life! I was about to pet her but a sample man hollered to me to try a sample so i glanced at him, then back at Lilly and she was faaarrrr away! Damm I should have taken a pic of her.
She was found only on that data da my knowledge
autore note: this is how Jakob gets in the story. Its written from his point of veiw. Zmanz is jakob in the story. thats not his name and he isn't gay, just so te know. This will be a very short chapter.
I was still on the stupid bus. Now that Dillon got off the asshole (Tony) was bugging the shit out of me! Finally after the one millionth mom, joke, and calling me gay, i got off the buss, and he chased after me! Shitt, Tony is too fast! I doged trees and ran into the forest, and he trapped me in a cave! He was about to tackle me and kill me when i fell in a tiny ditch, and it was bottomless! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Thud! he hit ground and passed out.
I was still on the stupid bus. Now that Dillon got off the asshole (Tony) was bugging the shit out of me! Finally after the one millionth mom, joke, and calling me gay, i got off the buss, and he chased after me! Shitt, Tony is too fast! I doged trees and ran into the forest, and he trapped me in a cave! He was about to tackle me and kill me when i fell in a tiny ditch, and it was bottomless! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Thud! he hit ground and passed out.
[This articolo is from humphrey's son Jon's point of view]
Here I am sitting in the pits not just any pit though my dads pit i was there for the Daytona 500 hundred watching the race which was 300 laps in and it was getting intense my dad was in Fourth and began to pass through the middle of two cars i was scared but he made it skimming one cars front end then he mde the pass on the lead car and tapped it bumper making it swerve then it hit my dad back end and sent him hard into the bacheca flipping and ripping the car apart when it came to a rest it burst to flames for sevral moment i was scared my dad was dead the the officials exstingushed the fuoco and there was movement in the race car and my dad pulled himself out and took off his casco i was so glad even though we didn't win the race but my dad still went with the paramedic just to be checked and they found he had a broken rib but other than that he was fine but a bit shooken up....[End Of Part 1]
Here I am sitting in the pits not just any pit though my dads pit i was there for the Daytona 500 hundred watching the race which was 300 laps in and it was getting intense my dad was in Fourth and began to pass through the middle of two cars i was scared but he made it skimming one cars front end then he mde the pass on the lead car and tapped it bumper making it swerve then it hit my dad back end and sent him hard into the bacheca flipping and ripping the car apart when it came to a rest it burst to flames for sevral moment i was scared my dad was dead the the officials exstingushed the fuoco and there was movement in the race car and my dad pulled himself out and took off his casco i was so glad even though we didn't win the race but my dad still went with the paramedic just to be checked and they found he had a broken rib but other than that he was fine but a bit shooken up....[End Of Part 1]
"Hello Kat, this is Kelly and my mate."
"And my mate's name is Red." Kelly blurted out.
"Oh. Well would te like to stay with our pack?"
"It's tempting but we have to go, we might get a drink on our way through though!" Kat led us to where the pond was,
"Well take care te two!"
"You too!" Kat left.
"Alright... Lets go."I detto looking at Kelly.
"Okay." She said, and we where off again. We traveled and traveled and never looked back.
END
Written da yours truly,
REDWolfleader.
"And my mate's name is Red." Kelly blurted out.
"Oh. Well would te like to stay with our pack?"
"It's tempting but we have to go, we might get a drink on our way through though!" Kat led us to where the pond was,
"Well take care te two!"
"You too!" Kat left.
"Alright... Lets go."I detto looking at Kelly.
"Okay." She said, and we where off again. We traveled and traveled and never looked back.
END
Written da yours truly,
REDWolfleader.