One day, Lilly couldn’t sleep. She tried everything like: breath in for 4 seconds, and breath out for 7 seconds.
Lilly: Humphrey, I can’t sleep.
Humphrey: why..not
But instead of a normal why not, Humphrey sounded tired.
Lilly: Humphrey? Are te okay?
Humphrey: what! Oh. Sorry, I just had a long giorno at work, that’s why I sound tired.
I’m not Lilly: Humphrey. te voice sounds moany. Where were you.
Humphrey: wait what do te mean?
Lilly: Oh so te won’t tell me te texting let’s see, KATE!
Humphrey: Lilly! Wait! I can explain!
Lilly: te cheated on me!
Humphrey: Lilly I was just telling her how is it going over there that all.
Lilly: No Humphrey! Go find another cagna to sleep with, I’m done with you!
Angry, Humphrey got in his truck and with his suit case and drove away. Meanwhile, when Lilly couldn’t sleep, making Humphrey sposta out only made worse. She didn’t eat and do anything. She stayed in bed. While Lilly was sleeping she got a call.
Lilly: Who is it.
Kate: Lilly, Garth got in a accident but he’s okay.
Lilly: So!
Kate: It’s not Garth, Humphrey got in a car accident and died!
Lilly stood still not moving and started to cry. She knew it was her fault.
Kate: wait hold on I’m getting a call from...
Lilly: who is it?
Kate: Humphrey.
Lilly: how?
Kate: oooh never mind a different Humphrey got in a car accident not him.
Lilly was happy to know Humphrey was alive.
Humphrey: ciao kate I’ll vist te another time.
Kate: Okay bye.
And gave Humphrey a baciare before he left.
Lilly opened the door to go some were when Humphrey appeared. Shocked Lilly started to hug him and cry.
Lilly: I’m so sorry I kicked te out!
Humphrey: It’s not your fault, its mine.
Lilly grabbed him and threw him on the bed.
Humphrey: Uuuuugh Lilly! What are te doing!
Humphrey sounded worried.
Lilly: Oh just having some fun.
Then Lilly and Humphrey had sex.
Lilly: Humphrey. remember the time te screwed me in the culo so good te didn’t stop, this is a 100 time’s better.
Humphrey didn’t stop. da then, Humphrey and Lilly got together again.
Lilly: Humphrey, I can’t sleep.
Humphrey: why..not
But instead of a normal why not, Humphrey sounded tired.
Lilly: Humphrey? Are te okay?
Humphrey: what! Oh. Sorry, I just had a long giorno at work, that’s why I sound tired.
I’m not Lilly: Humphrey. te voice sounds moany. Where were you.
Humphrey: wait what do te mean?
Lilly: Oh so te won’t tell me te texting let’s see, KATE!
Humphrey: Lilly! Wait! I can explain!
Lilly: te cheated on me!
Humphrey: Lilly I was just telling her how is it going over there that all.
Lilly: No Humphrey! Go find another cagna to sleep with, I’m done with you!
Angry, Humphrey got in his truck and with his suit case and drove away. Meanwhile, when Lilly couldn’t sleep, making Humphrey sposta out only made worse. She didn’t eat and do anything. She stayed in bed. While Lilly was sleeping she got a call.
Lilly: Who is it.
Kate: Lilly, Garth got in a accident but he’s okay.
Lilly: So!
Kate: It’s not Garth, Humphrey got in a car accident and died!
Lilly stood still not moving and started to cry. She knew it was her fault.
Kate: wait hold on I’m getting a call from...
Lilly: who is it?
Kate: Humphrey.
Lilly: how?
Kate: oooh never mind a different Humphrey got in a car accident not him.
Lilly was happy to know Humphrey was alive.
Humphrey: ciao kate I’ll vist te another time.
Kate: Okay bye.
And gave Humphrey a baciare before he left.
Lilly opened the door to go some were when Humphrey appeared. Shocked Lilly started to hug him and cry.
Lilly: I’m so sorry I kicked te out!
Humphrey: It’s not your fault, its mine.
Lilly grabbed him and threw him on the bed.
Humphrey: Uuuuugh Lilly! What are te doing!
Humphrey sounded worried.
Lilly: Oh just having some fun.
Then Lilly and Humphrey had sex.
Lilly: Humphrey. remember the time te screwed me in the culo so good te didn’t stop, this is a 100 time’s better.
Humphrey didn’t stop. da then, Humphrey and Lilly got together again.
The three stooges(Salty, Shakey n' Mooch) were hired to be Winston's caretakers when one giorno Winston found out his preferito shirt's collare had brown stains on it and detto "Hey te idiots! I told te to wash my camicia properly! I don't like brown stains on anything. Understood?!" "Yes sir!" they replied. Salty took it and wash it right away. A few days later, Winston heard awful cracking noises coming from the washing machine in the basement. He immediately came down rushing and detto "What the fuck is that cracking noise?!" "You told us to wash any brown stains on anything so we washed the dirty tè cups 'cause it has brown stains all over inside as well!" they replied politely.
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Name: Huxley
Ranking in Organization: XIV
Original Name: Humphrey
Sex: Male
Breed: Wolf
Age (human): 21
Mate: Terax
Color: Silver
Element: Darkness
Weapons: Two Oblivion keyblades
Personality: Huxley is the nobody of Humphrey. He will do anything to protect his wife Terax, from the heartless. Heartless are the one thing he hates. Although he is agressive and powerful in combat, he can be quite playful with his friends. He has multiple Friends in the Organization. His best friend is Roxas, Sora's nobody. His other Friends include: Namine, Axel, Demyx, Xigbar, and somethimes Zexion. Every now and then he will train with Roxas and go and have heartless killing competitions. His preferito nobodies to control are the Dusks.
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Ranking in Organization: XIV
Original Name: Humphrey
Sex: Male
Breed: Wolf
Age (human): 21
Mate: Terax
Color: Silver
Element: Darkness
Weapons: Two Oblivion keyblades
Personality: Huxley is the nobody of Humphrey. He will do anything to protect his wife Terax, from the heartless. Heartless are the one thing he hates. Although he is agressive and powerful in combat, he can be quite playful with his friends. He has multiple Friends in the Organization. His best friend is Roxas, Sora's nobody. His other Friends include: Namine, Axel, Demyx, Xigbar, and somethimes Zexion. Every now and then he will train with Roxas and go and have heartless killing competitions. His preferito nobodies to control are the Dusks.
I may add più later!