Me and My Mom

Warning: Mild language.
Also, my secondo name isn't actualy "Dent".

Chris's science project opened the door for him as he got home. "Evening, Chris. te seem stressed." ROMbot said. The robot was a small, floating sphere with hydraulic arms and a face that looked like they'd been tacked on da a first grader.
"I am. Take a look at this."
He handed over the note.
"Cool. Where'd te get it, a joke shop?"
"ROM." chris half-shouted. "This is serous!"
"This COULD BE serious."
"I'm not taking chances. te know me."
"I could sum te up in two words, yes."
"Really?"
"Yes. Paranoid Prick."
"Thanks. That's put me...

Chapter 7
Salty Has Been Naughty

Humphrey and the others finally arrived at Candy’s den. The first thing they heard was caramelle yelling “Faster, Faster Salty”. And they could hear Salty yelling “Oh yeah I’ll go faster baby”. They all started to laugh quietly at the loud sex moans. They sat there for a further fifteen minutes. Then Humphrey walked to the entrance to the den. “Hey, Salty te there” Humphrey yelled as his voice echoed through the den. “Yeah man I’m here “Salty replied as he came from the shadows of the tana, den with his wolfhood dripping with his Amore juice. “ Where...

I'm back from vacation. Here we go.

The Den
Kate,Garth, and Lilly looked at the Pure silver lupo stading before them. Kate was just staring.Humphrey then turned back to normal.
"Kate I'm what they call a sage wolf. We are a different kind of lupo then the rest of you. We can like control element's and can sense other's around us. But the sad thing is that I was the last one left. Now our pups and te can become like me. Would te want to?" Humphrey asked them. Kate just looked down and they saw tears coming down.
"Why did te not tell me?" She asked. Humphrey looked down.
"It was one of the best...

It was early morning after a night of fun after the howl but Humphrey felt something was wrong like something happened to Kate cause when he rolled over she wasn't there. He thought she had gotten up already but when he went to the cucina she wasn't there and she wasn't one the divano 'where the hell is she' detto Humphrey so he sat on the divano and waited till Kate entered then he broke lose getting all on her for leaving and not saying nothing [Little did he know she was secretly dating Backdraft behind Humphrey's back] Humphrey: Where the hell were te how come te didn't say nothing huh...

Though I heard a growl coming from the room on the right I went in there, I was hoping it was just a ratto o maybe running water from the mote.
I trotted into the room.. I shouldn't have been so happy with myself, I was so ignorant at this point I ignored all the dangers that could have been around.
I looked around the room, I saw ropes and blood.
"What could that be.." I detto quietly.
"Ooh god.." My eyes grew larger. I looked at the piece of paper. It had shown a man tied upside down and two men sawing his body in half.
My paws were shaking, my head was pounding. I ran out of the room. "AAAAH!"...

12/27/11

A couple days had passed since Kate asked if we could make the trip to Jasper to see her family, and now after having a long talk with dad, it was a green light! First priority was to get the Bronco road worthy for the long drive since my Tacoma pickup was still up at the negozio getting bodywork done. Also I would have to put in a new stero, the stock Ford AM radio was shot and I could not drive over 3,000 miles without tunes! Namely my AC/DC albums and all the other songs on my iPod.
I pulled the Bronco into the lift baia with Kate riding in the passenger seat. She was in anthro form...

A couple weeks had passed since the fight in the parking lot, and since then I had completed my last final and now all of us had retired to my home in Montana for the long winter break. Now with the stress load lifted from my shoulders, there was a much più lighthearted feeling going around the house. I was always in a good mood and since I didn't need to be in letto at any particular time, romancing Kate and Katie each night became standard issue. During the days we would lounge around the house watching TV o movies, o just cuddling on the divano together. Our kids roamed the property and...