sony: .....yup
nolan: ......yup
sony: .....yup.
nolan: te can stop the joke
sony: No we're serious. We now own the rights to the successivo Batman movie. We made AOL Time Warner an offer they couldn't refuse. te see in the wake of this whole billion dollar enterprise Dark Knight has become, as well as our boss own 85% of all Playstation rights, we are going to push ahead with Dark Knight 5 in May, 2017. It will be called simply, magnetically, beautifully -- Arkham Asylum.
nolan: but that's dark knight 5. We're talking about dark knight 3.
sony: Spider-Man 3 did a very smart thing in preparing for Sinister Six. They made it woman friendly, thereby assuring a total family outing for Sinister Six...given that there's no grandparents to take care of at home since we'll all be eighty da the time Marvel puts that baby together
nolan: again. dark knight 3. See...this is what I was worried about. te guys are already trying to distract me from whatever shaft job you're going to give my Mona Lisa.
sony: No no sir, we're not hurting Momento.
nolan: (pissed but professional): ....So I was Leggere the notes from the screenplay me and my gifted brother Jonathon sent te who played Fredericks and says in Batman Begins "The mela, apple doesn't fall far from the tree"?
sony: we're familiar with Batman begins, mister nolan
nolan: No I don't think te are actually...see...because...the notes your executives wrote me on the script for the shoot? Uh...(his assistant hands him the script)...okay...you want the Riddler to be continuously walking around with a new Sony walkman and asking people about the new soulja boy album.
sony: attraversare, croce promotion. ladies Amore attraversare, croce promoters.
nolan: ....you want bruce wayne to put one hand on his stomach, an index finger pointed in the air, and dance while going...what does that say here...sassafrass sassafras?
sony: It's a shimmy
nolan: On page 112 lucious dies?
sony: Slowly. Tenderly. It will be long and drawn out with dramatic music.
nolan: On page 104 alfred dies?
sony: 40,000 bullet wounds from a gang of mobsters. Godfather baby!!! All the teens like mafia kidnapper stuff! It's our belief at sony that te have to identify a target demographic and then PLUG PLUG PLUG PLUG PLUG!!!!! Dark Knight should be the only thing people care about in junior high and high school, those 14 and 15 anno olds saw Dark Knight when they were 10. Why aren't their older selves today walking around dressed like the Joker? Burning their faces? Robbing banks? Blowing up hospitals? Hanging impersonators? Putting pistole to kids heads? Swallowing cellphones? te want the kids to think it's "baller" to see Dark Knight 3! Player!
nolan: you're white
sony: and we have NOOOOOOO idea what we're doing
nolan: ......yup
sony: .....yup.
nolan: te can stop the joke
sony: No we're serious. We now own the rights to the successivo Batman movie. We made AOL Time Warner an offer they couldn't refuse. te see in the wake of this whole billion dollar enterprise Dark Knight has become, as well as our boss own 85% of all Playstation rights, we are going to push ahead with Dark Knight 5 in May, 2017. It will be called simply, magnetically, beautifully -- Arkham Asylum.
nolan: but that's dark knight 5. We're talking about dark knight 3.
sony: Spider-Man 3 did a very smart thing in preparing for Sinister Six. They made it woman friendly, thereby assuring a total family outing for Sinister Six...given that there's no grandparents to take care of at home since we'll all be eighty da the time Marvel puts that baby together
nolan: again. dark knight 3. See...this is what I was worried about. te guys are already trying to distract me from whatever shaft job you're going to give my Mona Lisa.
sony: No no sir, we're not hurting Momento.
nolan: (pissed but professional): ....So I was Leggere the notes from the screenplay me and my gifted brother Jonathon sent te who played Fredericks and says in Batman Begins "The mela, apple doesn't fall far from the tree"?
sony: we're familiar with Batman begins, mister nolan
nolan: No I don't think te are actually...see...because...the notes your executives wrote me on the script for the shoot? Uh...(his assistant hands him the script)...okay...you want the Riddler to be continuously walking around with a new Sony walkman and asking people about the new soulja boy album.
sony: attraversare, croce promotion. ladies Amore attraversare, croce promoters.
nolan: ....you want bruce wayne to put one hand on his stomach, an index finger pointed in the air, and dance while going...what does that say here...sassafrass sassafras?
sony: It's a shimmy
nolan: On page 112 lucious dies?
sony: Slowly. Tenderly. It will be long and drawn out with dramatic music.
nolan: On page 104 alfred dies?
sony: 40,000 bullet wounds from a gang of mobsters. Godfather baby!!! All the teens like mafia kidnapper stuff! It's our belief at sony that te have to identify a target demographic and then PLUG PLUG PLUG PLUG PLUG!!!!! Dark Knight should be the only thing people care about in junior high and high school, those 14 and 15 anno olds saw Dark Knight when they were 10. Why aren't their older selves today walking around dressed like the Joker? Burning their faces? Robbing banks? Blowing up hospitals? Hanging impersonators? Putting pistole to kids heads? Swallowing cellphones? te want the kids to think it's "baller" to see Dark Knight 3! Player!
nolan: you're white
sony: and we have NOOOOOOO idea what we're doing
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Batman is a very dark character who I believe could be a very good character for an r rated film his Villians are violent they kill people in gruesome ways and Bruce also needs to be fucking his Amore interests and he hasn't done it yet why because it isn't appropriate for kids and that's really stupid and as for the cursing I wouldn't want them to do it every secondo obviously but it would be good and make the characters più serious and badass if the characters cursed inn the Batman reboot happens I want new Villians, the bat mobile,batarangs,the batwing,the bat motorcycles,a bat jet pack,a different type of aspro, acida for batman,the bat claw that batman, and swings on I want it to be rated R. So what do te guys think should a future Batman movie have these things o not.
After Batman & Robin, the franchise got ruined. Back in 1998 this were the rumors for Batman 5 (Triumphant)
The villains were Scarecrow played da Kevin Spacey o Jeff Goldblum, and Harley Quinn played da Mira Sorvino o Madonna.
And wait there's more; for the role of Batman:
David Duchovny, Kurt Russel, John Travolta, Brendan Fraser and Mel freaking Gibson!
I’m not kidding those were the rumors back then!!!
I found the articolo in an old magazine. And i laughed so hard
So successivo time te read some rumors like Eddie Murphy as the Riddler. Don’t get upset.
The villains were Scarecrow played da Kevin Spacey o Jeff Goldblum, and Harley Quinn played da Mira Sorvino o Madonna.
And wait there's more; for the role of Batman:
David Duchovny, Kurt Russel, John Travolta, Brendan Fraser and Mel freaking Gibson!
I’m not kidding those were the rumors back then!!!
I found the articolo in an old magazine. And i laughed so hard
So successivo time te read some rumors like Eddie Murphy as the Riddler. Don’t get upset.
Sorry everybody. I don't mean to wise guy. I just feel like venting somewhere about stuff that doesn't matter. Just to keep my fingers typing.
Are te serious?
The WB learns of Heath Ledger's death and thinks there's not a oro mine there? That shows te how sickly out of touch the WB is with the American pop culture fan and explains a myriad of other stupid ideas and decisions they've formulated over the past eighteen years like say, every single one. This is not some kind of class organization that swears to only make their loads of literary blood money through eco-friendly community-safe endeavors. They simply DIDN'T CALCULATE that Heath Ledger's death would be something Americans cared about. This means the WB is the dumbest of the heartest bureaucrats. Look at what they've done now that they've gotten the heads up that Ledger's death in fact DOES attract interest in Dark Knight. They'll build an IMAX screen into the Epcot Center if they could.
Are te serious?
The WB learns of Heath Ledger's death and thinks there's not a oro mine there? That shows te how sickly out of touch the WB is with the American pop culture fan and explains a myriad of other stupid ideas and decisions they've formulated over the past eighteen years like say, every single one. This is not some kind of class organization that swears to only make their loads of literary blood money through eco-friendly community-safe endeavors. They simply DIDN'T CALCULATE that Heath Ledger's death would be something Americans cared about. This means the WB is the dumbest of the heartest bureaucrats. Look at what they've done now that they've gotten the heads up that Ledger's death in fact DOES attract interest in Dark Knight. They'll build an IMAX screen into the Epcot Center if they could.
I must admit -- as one of Dark Knight's biggest fan I'm surprised so many people like it. I am. This should only be something me and a few people obsess about. I've always been amazed and skeptical that people would turn Batman into a movie, even the Michael Keaton one. Yeah it's huge and popolare and old but...Batman in the comics is the only way to really see why he qualifies as an action character. Six frames in different juxtaposed locations when he's fighting ninjas and gangsters and stuff. What te do is look at each frame one da one. In your head te don't just have Batman -- te have a kung-fu movie. On screen the fighting simply doesn't look that good once you've seen him in this format. Oh nothing on Earth can compare with Batman whether on screen o not, but I'm suprised so many people didn't say "what the f? this isn't exciting" whenever he fought. AM I OUT OF MY MIND SAYING THAT?