TANNING IS SKIN CELLS IN TRAUMA- /shot

Except that even when I'm tanned I have yellow skin... and I'm not even Asian xD

I turn red. Boo.

^ Do you... peel? xD

I burn easily. I never understood why people strive to become as tan as humanly possible :P It's just skin. Does it matter what color it is? And I hate it when people brag about being naturally tan. Or the people at my school that brag about being naturally white lol

^^ Yes. :(

^ I know! It's sad when people think that being super-tan (like Snooki tan) looks good. They look like oompa loompas. XD

I hate being tan lol well it's more dislike on having an uneven tan. Like, my arms and face are REALLY tan and my tummy's like almost as white as... white people lol xD

Being tan is so overrated.... My parents always bitch about "Being tan is healthy" Really? Then why does it cause skin cancer? I'll stick to looking like a vampire rather than dying young looking like a shriveled up black banana XD

black banana... ;]]]

It's not that I want to be tan, it's just that I can't be bothered putting on sunblock sometimes because it's just so fucking oily lol and it stains clothes xDD

Do what I do. Hide under a towel and get awkward tan lines XD

What if you fall asleep in your towel... tent ;] ... and wake up buried in sand, courtesy of your scumbag friends? lol

Well.....that'll happen either way if you're wearing sunblock or a towel XD Just get better friends lol

Or I get you to Kris-zone them ;]

No one makes it past stage 3. Just saying XD

^ GO TO BED ALREADY. OR ELSE THE GHOSTS OF BLACK BANANAS WILL GET YOU XD

XDDD Well that's convincing lol

^ This is what happens when you stay up too late lol

GO TO SCHOOL BITCH

NO HUNNY BUNNY.

STFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU ROSIE POSIE.

Pet names are gross XD

STAY OUT OF THIS CUTIE PATUTIE XD

MAKE ME YOU BACON BASTARD XD

WHAT KIND OF A PET NAME IS THAT!? XD

I dunno...I thought you'd like it lol Was I wrong? XD

Oddly I sorta do lol but I still prefer hunny bunny XD

I prefer Kri$ha lol

I prefer you and that name DIE lol

...I prefer to pretend that we're actually friends and you want me to live XD

I'M A TAN MOTHERFUCKER