look who's queen!
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GG: good morning upper east siders good news is im going to tell te who i am... oh te are all so gulliable te should know thats never going to happen. but what did happen is our dark prince and Queen B are back and ready to kill anyone who tries to get in the way of their happiness. be afraid be very afraid.
(In the courtyard at school blair walks over to chuck who is sitting on his own)
B: ughhh!
C: rough day?
B: penelope, hazel, iz and nelly have decide that i've shown some weakness and dethrowned me. penelope has decide to take my place she isnt even bitchy enough to take my place!
C: calm down i know someone who has information on them well last i heard.
B: who? i'll crush penelope!
C:(laughs) i heard jenny humphrey has some gossip on them from when she helped out nelly.
B: really. damm last time i spoke to jenny we werent on the best of terms
C: offer her something she cant refuse.
B: like what?
C: tell her she can be Queen when te leave. te could hold jenny humphrey in the palm of your dainty hand. teach her how your school works and when its time for te to leave in 4 months, she'll be ready.
B: you're smarter than te look bass!
C: i get that alot, so does this mean i look dumb.
B: of course not but your grades might state otherwise.
C: (Smirks) thanks.
B: aww dont worry basso i still Amore you.
C: and i Amore te smarty pants now go get your kingdom back (slaps her culo as she gets up)
B: bass!
C: oh te know me waldorf cant resist it.
B: i have a free class later.
C: so do i.
B: do te really?
C: no but who cares.
B: talk to te later (Laughs and kisses him)
At the met steps:
(Blair walks up to jenny)
B: jenny!
J: oh no blair what did i do know?
B: nothing, i need something and you're going to give it to me.
J: what?
B: te have information on my minions and i want it now.
J: why should i give te it?
B: because te are going to be Queen when i leave. te will make history for this school because te will be the first brooklyn queen.
J: really?
B: i'll teach te it all from being bitchy to minpulating people into getting what te want. and the most important thing is blackmail.
J: why is blackmail the most important?
B: because with blackmail te can get whatever te want.
J: it's a deal.
B: i knew te would except.
At the courtyard:
(Chuck is sitting and serena walks over)
S: have te seen blair?
C: yes
S: do te know where she is?
C: yes
S: (rolls her eyes) can te tell me where she is?
C: yes i can.
S: chuck seriously
C:(laughs)seriously.
S: god you're annoying.
C: blair is at the met steps getting information of jenny humphrey. then when she has a free class me and her are... (Interupted)
S: ok enough no need to tell me what you're planning to do later.
C: blair.
S: ughhh chuck enough!
C:(laughs) blair is trying to get her crown back.
S: what happened?
C: penelope detto she shown weakness and took her crown. little J has information on them and she is going to blackmail them.
S: i thought she wasnt speaking to jenny.
C: she can have the crown when blair's gone.
S: i see. a brooklyn Queen doesnt sound like something blair would usally allow.
C: as blair would say a foreign queen.
S: she would say that (Laughs) so how does it feel being out of hospital?
C: great. finally not stuck in that bed.
S:(laughs) i thought being stuck in a letto would be your dream. lots of women.
C: old chuck maybe but now unless them women were all blair i dont want that.
S: aww chuck that is so sweet (Hugs him)
C: my ribs are still sore.
S: sorry.
C:(laughs)so where is brooklyn.
S: well since i slept with nate thats kind of over.
C: forgot about that sorry.
S: dont be i deserve it.
(Blair walks over)
B: thank god te know what you're talking about bass. (Sits on his knee)
C: what?
B: jenny's information is gold.
C: what did te find out?
B: well for the past six months penelope has been having an affair with her dads junior partener. and hazel got drunk and hooked up with her cousin twice, izabel oh te dont even want to know.
S: wow B te have got some real information there.
C: maybe te shouldnt destroy them just yet.
B: what? i could crush them.
C: te crush penelope she took your spot put the others on probation.
B: thats not a bad idea scare them and i need te to help me with something.
C: sure.
B: not that bass. i need te to help me get a replacement for penelope.
C: do te mean who i think te mean?
B: just get your private jet ready.
(Bell rings)
B: well i have class.
S: i'll walk with you.
C: i'm going to skip class call for the jet. im also going to go for a smoke.
B: wash your mouth after o im not baciare you.
S: way to lay down the rules B
C: she doesnt like it when i smoke she knows i dont like the school bathrooms so i wont wash my mouth in there and it stops me from smoking.
B: but of course he smokes when he goes home even if he tries to say he doesnt.
S: i see well then if we dont go to class we'll be late.
B: yes lets go.
(Blair and Serena leave)
C: but what she doesnt know is i buy a bottle of water after and i can smoke all i like.
Later behind the school:
(Chuck and blair are making out, chuck lifts blair onto a bacheca and she wraps her legs around chuck's waist. he slids his hands up blair's short skirt. blair started to open chuck's shirt)
B: is the plane sorted?
C: she should be here around last class. (Starts baciare her neck)
B: chuck you're the best.
C: i know.
(Starts baciare her lips hard and she runs her hand through his hair. his fingers are tangeled in her hair.
B: do te have the limo?
(Chuck looks at her)
C: te really have a thing for the limo.
B: well we're not going to get your trousers of here.
C: im intriged at that idea. and te have to take of that silly little skirt.
B: ok but do te have the limo.
C: i always have the limo.
B: lets go then.
At the met steps last class:
(Penelope, hazel, izabel and nelly are siting on the steps and blair comes and stands on the step above them)
B: now girls im in control.
P: te wish B. te rein is over.
B: penelope te have been having an affair with your dads junior partener for the past six months.
P: how did te know that?
B: does it matter P now the school knows it's all over gossip girl and im kicking te out of the group.
P: te cant.
B: oh but i can because i also have information on hazel and izabel and i brought nelly into the group and i can kick her out. ok. te can leave now penelope.
(Penelope leaves)
I: who is going to replace P blair.
B: you'll Amore Iz because she's a good friend of yours. (Waves her hand for someone to come down)
B: te remember kati.
I: omg B you're the best.
B: i know and i have something to tell te all not including kati because she never turned her back on me. any of te step out of line speak out of turn you're gone like penelope. your 2 mese probation starts now.
H: it was all penelope's idea
B: i thought te would say that.
N: so what are we doing today B?
B: im interducing te to our Queen for when i leave (Waves someone down again) little Jenny humphrey.
J: ciao guys.
H: blair you're going to let some girl from brooklyn carry on our legacy.
B: my legacy and yes. havent te heard of a foriegn queen.
H: but...
B: do te want to be destroyed like penelope?!
H: sorry B.
B: jenny will be watching us learning the bitchy, blackmailing ways of me. and sometimes i'll let her decide what to do to people.
J: and i know everything im the one who told her.
I: she's learning already
B: she is in deed izabel.
(Chuck comes over)
B: did te skip another class?
C: no school is over.
B: oh, girls your free to go.
Blair's house:
(Chuck and blair go to blair's room)
B: thank te for getting kati back over you're the best.
C: so you've said. (Starts baciare her neck)
B: how's your ribs?
C: sore but te could make them better.
B: really how? (puts her arms around her neck and kisses him)
(Chuck and blair fall back on to the bed. blair takes of chuck's camicia and he kisses around blair's neck. they eventually have sex)
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this is not the most dramatic o good piece
the bitch is back!
