Episode 1: Back to the Bass

GG: Yes. It's that time of anno again, When Gossip Girl goes crazy for gossip like she isn't always but yes it's Gossip Girl's birthday, but te know the only thing I want is a juicy story on one of our elite...Anyone wanna make Gossip Girl's dreams come true ?

At School.
Serena and Blair are sitting in the courtyard eating lunch.

S: So What happened the other night at Victrola
B: Nothing (looks down)
S: B?
B: Nothing I swear
S: (looks at Blair waiting for an answer)
B: If I give te Chuck Bass, A tone of booze and a Whore joint namly Victrola, draw your own conclusion S...

All the Chair Citazioni from season 1. :) Because we Amore them. Can te pick just one? ;)



Episode 1.02 - The Wild Brunch

Chuck: I'm honoured to be playing even a small role in your deflowering.
Blair: You're disgusting.
Chuck: Yes, I am, so why be shy?


Episode 1.03 - Poison Ivy

Blair: You're heinous.
Chuck: Which is probably why te called.
Blair: te know me well.

Chuck: Admit it, even for me, this is good.
Blair: If te weren't such a perv, i'm sure the CIA would hire te in a second.
Chuck: Defending my country? There's a future I never imagined.
Blair: With good reason.

Chuck: It's a facility for the...

01. GAMES


I mean, obviously. Chuck/Blair has been a near-constant battle. Games were part of the foundation of their relationship ("You and I bonded over a mutual Amore of scheming"), games were part of their undoing. Season 2 is inundated with dialogue about games and stakes, winning and losing. Games + Chuck and Blair's king and Queen pretensions = every chess and war cliche reference in the history of ever.

Also obviously, games aren't the point. S2's sabotage, schemes, wagers, and ~seductions are just a way for Chuck and Blair to channel their feelings for each other into a safer type of...

If there is one thing we know about the GG Writers, it’s that they get off on causing pain for Chuck. When they need a plot device in order to sposta inoltrare, avanti a storyline, throwing Chuck under the bus is their go-to move. What’s that te say? Chuck is happy? Let’s bring his mom back for the sole purpose of ruining his relationship with Blair. Oh? te need to omaggio Dan and Blair’s budding romance? Let’s put Chuck in a coma. Having observed and been thoroughly fascinated da Chuck for over four and a half seasons, we are amazed da all he has overcome despite the amount of shit that...