Just some Christian pick-up lines that I picked up at a data night at Youth Group a few weeks ago.
1) You're looking for a knight in shining armor? It just so happens that I'm wearing the armor of God!
2) God detto that te were made in his image, and boy, was He right!
3) Is this the transfiguration? Because you're glowing!
4) Moses parted the Red sea, but baby, ain't nothing parting us!
5) te must be a fisher of men, 'coz te just reeled me in!
6) Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives... Because he never met you.
7) te float my ark
8) The word says 'Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry'; how about dinner?
9) te are perfect, except with all the sin.
10) I went on a spiaggia mission but all I ended up doing was mission you.
11) Unfortunately I cant perform miracles and I've only got enough pane and pesce for 2 people.
12) It's obvious to me that te sprouted from the good kinda soil.
13) How many times do I have to walk around te to make te fall for me?
14) te put the “stud” in Bible study.
15) Last night I was Leggere in the book of Numbers and I realized I don’t have yours.
1) You're looking for a knight in shining armor? It just so happens that I'm wearing the armor of God!
2) God detto that te were made in his image, and boy, was He right!
3) Is this the transfiguration? Because you're glowing!
4) Moses parted the Red sea, but baby, ain't nothing parting us!
5) te must be a fisher of men, 'coz te just reeled me in!
6) Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives... Because he never met you.
7) te float my ark
8) The word says 'Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry'; how about dinner?
9) te are perfect, except with all the sin.
10) I went on a spiaggia mission but all I ended up doing was mission you.
11) Unfortunately I cant perform miracles and I've only got enough pane and pesce for 2 people.
12) It's obvious to me that te sprouted from the good kinda soil.
13) How many times do I have to walk around te to make te fall for me?
14) te put the “stud” in Bible study.
15) Last night I was Leggere in the book of Numbers and I realized I don’t have yours.