posted by AcidBanter
If I were King of the Forest, Not queen, not duke, not prince.
My regal robes of the forest, would be satin, not cotton, not chintz.
I'd command each thing, be it pesce o fowl.
With a woof and a woof and a royal growl - woof.
As I'd click my heel, all the trees would kneel.
And the mountains bow and the bulls kowtow.
And the sparrow would take wing - If I - If I - were King!
Each rabbit would mostra respect to me. The chipmunks genuflect to me.
Though my tail would lash, I would mostra compash
For every underling!
If I - If I - were King!
Monarch of all I survey -- Mo--na-a-a--a-arch Of all I survey!